PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Zeddicus Starburst (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Daemon Mustacho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zeddicus Starburst had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Starburst
vs
Mustacho

185 cm
24
182 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

179 cm
23
181 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Zeddicus Starburst!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Daemon Mustacho!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Igor Prikhodko and Dmitry Maklakov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Starburst fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Mustacho checks it well.
Mustacho takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Starburst slips a jab and a cross from Mustacho.
Starburst moves out of range as Mustacho strikes.
Starburst blocks a head kick by Mustacho.
Starburst looks to throw the jab but Mustacho is out of range.
Starburst misses with the body kick
and Mustacho counters with a nice uppercut.
Mustacho scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Mustacho connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Starburst momentarily.
Mustacho checks a low kick from Starburst.
Starburst swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Mustacho.
Starburst misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Mustacho swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Starburst misses with a low kick.
Starburst misses with a double jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Starburst throws a body punch but Mustacho moves out of range.
A nice inside leg kick there by Mustacho. That's going to slow Starburst down.
Starburst throws a low kick, looking for Mustacho's leg but Mustacho calmly moves out of range.
A cross from Mustacho lands.
Mustacho buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Mustacho checks the leg kick.
Mustacho throws out a loose jab but Starburst uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mustacho lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Starburst tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Mustacho cracks Starburst with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Mustacho has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Starburst misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mustacho slips under a jab from Starburst.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Starburst throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mustacho takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Mustacho lands a nice leg kick that just misses Starburst's sensitive parts.
Starburst pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Starburst takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A bone on bone clash there as Mustacho blocks the leg kick.
Starburst pushes Mustacho away with a front kick.
Mustacho misses with a low kick.
Starburst throws a right hand that Mustacho ducks under and follows up with a left that Mustacho also avoids with ease.
Starburst misses with a jab to the body
and Mustacho counters with a nice uppercut.
Starburst on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Starburst motions for Mustacho to come forward. Starburst throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Starburst dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Starburst ducks under a wild hook from Mustacho.
Mustacho is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Starburst.
A cross from Starburst lands.
Mustacho connects with a nice looking jab.
Starburst scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Starburst punishes Mustacho's body with a nice straight punch.
Starburst throws the left hand but Mustacho avoids the punch easily.
Mustacho takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Zeddicus Starburst seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Starburst cracks the inside of Mustacho's front leg.
Starburst throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Mustacho misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Starburst misses with a wild body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Starburst lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho blocks a low kick nicely.
Starburst throws a jab but it's blocked by Mustacho.
Mustacho throws a leg kick
and Starburst counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Starburst throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mustacho misses with a body shot.
Starburst lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Mustacho throws a series of punches but Starburst moves out of range.
Mustacho ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Starburst moves away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Starburst. Mustacho does a little dance to reset his feet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Starburst lands a front kick.
Mustacho waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Starburst.
Starburst throws a body punch but Mustacho moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Zeddicus Starburst will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Starburst fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Starburst scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Zeddicus Starburst is winning the standup battle so far.
Starburst throws an overhand right that lands on Mustacho's shoulder, as Mustacho tries to avoid the shot.
Starburst misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Mustacho counters with a low kick, right behind Starburst 's knee.
Mustacho's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Starburst scores with the left hand. Mustacho knows he should have avoided that one.
Starburst thows a leg kick but Mustacho checks it
and Mustacho counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Mustacho blocks a head kick by Starburst.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Mustacho checks a leg kick.
Mustacho takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Mustacho throws a looping overhand right but Starburst ducks down to avoid it.
Mustacho works Starburst's body with a nice hook.
Starburst scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Mustacho throws a series of punches but Starburst avoids them all with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Starburst takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A combination from Starburst does no damage.
Mustacho misses with a straight right.
Mustacho dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Starburst. That did some damage!
Starburst dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Mustacho. That did some damage!
Mustacho misses with a hook to the body
and Starburst counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A solid leg kick lands there for Starburst.
Mustacho throws a hook but Starburst avoids it easily.
Starburst is looking to wear down Mustacho with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Mustacho misses with a looping left.
Starburst doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Mustacho. That's going to slow Starburst down.
Starburst throws a lazy head kick
and Mustacho counters with an outside leg kick.
Mustacho gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Starburst connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Starburst throws a big shot that misses.
Mustacho avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Starburst throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Mustacho scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Mustacho throws a head kick but Starburst moves out of range.
Starburst scores with a hook to the body. Mustacho takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Starburst misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mustacho tries to move into range but Starburst moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Starburst throws a head kick but Mustacho moves out of range.
Mustacho throws a looping overhand right but Starburst ducks down to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Starburst throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Mustacho lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Starburst circles away quickly and effectively.
Mustacho scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Starburst doesn't seem bothered though.
Starburst lands a right hook to the body.
Starburst throws a leg kick
and Mustacho makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Starburst misses with a looping left.
Starburst throws a jab but it's blocked by Mustacho.
Starburst throws out a leg kick but Mustacho moves out of range and Starburst only half commits.
Mustacho throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Starburst counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Mustacho fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Starburst manages to avoid it.
Starburst throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho wants to land a leg kick but Starburst is out of range.
Starburst fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Starburst throws a series of punches but Mustacho avoids them all with ease.
Mustacho lands a body shot.
Mustacho checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Starburst moves away from the strike by Mustacho.
Mustacho checks a leg kick.
Mustacho misses with a low kick.
Starburst throws a predictable looking body shot
and Mustacho counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Starburst tries to land a leg kick but Mustacho saw it coming and moves away.
Starburst walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A bone on bone clash there as Mustacho blocks the leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Zeddicus Starburst dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Mustacho avoids a kick to the body.
Starburst keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Mustacho.
Starburst checks a low kick from Mustacho.
Mustacho checks the leg kick nicely there.
Starburst throws a head kick but Mustacho moves out of range.
Starburst throws a leg kick
and Mustacho counters with a thumping low kick.
Mustacho has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Starburst.
Mustacho ducks under a wild hook from Starburst.
Mustacho misses with a straight right.
Starburst goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Starburst tries a low kick but Mustacho avoids it.
Starburst throws the kick towards the body but Mustacho avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Starburst swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Starburst stalks Mustacho and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Mustacho's face. Mustacho staggers backwards, shaken.
Starburst swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Starburst throws a series of punches but Mustacho avoids them all with ease.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Mustacho throws a quick inside leg kick.
Mustacho throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Mustacho throws a low kick, looking for Starburst's leg but Starburst calmly moves out of range.
Both fighters circling a little - Starburst finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Nice straight punches there by Mustacho. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Mustacho.
Starburst looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Starburst throws a head kick but Mustacho moves out of range.
Starburst throws a push kick but Mustacho slaps the foot to one side.
Mustacho slips a straight right by Starburst.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Starburst throws a lazy body kick
and Starburst takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Mustacho moves away from the strike by Starburst.
Mustacho scores with a nice strike.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Starburst walks into a straight right hand from Mustacho.
Starburst throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mustacho.
Starburst looks to land a combination but Mustacho avoids it well.
Mustacho throws the left hand but Starburst avoids the punch easily.
Starburst defending well as Mustacho loads up on a big left hand.
Mustacho throws a nice inside leg kick.
Mustacho lands with a right hand.
Mustacho throws a body punch but Starburst moves out of range.
Mustacho ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Starburst misses with a two punch combination.
Mustacho throws a quick inside leg kick.
Starburst scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Starburst tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Mustacho is able to avoid easily.
Starburst misses with a low kick.
Starburst throws a head kick but Mustacho moves out of range.
A jab from Mustacho does it's job there.
Mustacho slips under a jab.
Mustacho avoids a kick to the body.
Mustacho misses with a wild body shot.
Starburst misses with a wild body shot.
Mustacho misses with a wild combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Starburst pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mustacho misses with a low kick as Starburst jumps back.
Mustacho blocks a head kick by Starburst.
Mustacho lands a jab to the nose.
Mustacho takes a swing at Starburst's ribcage but misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Starburst.
No joy there for Mustacho, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Starburst throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mustacho fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Starburst on the side of the head.

Starburst is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Starburst drops his hands for a split second and Mustacho immediately capitalizes on the opportunity by smashing a powerful hook into Starburst face, sending his mouthguard sailing through the air, much to the delight of the crowd. Mustacho follows up with a right hand that knocks Starburst into next week. He's out cold and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Daemon Mustacho!
Daemon Mustacho is the new welterweight champion!
A relieved looking Daemon Mustacho thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.