PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gordus Clay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and James Hetfield (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clay kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is SCOTLAND THE BRAVE !!!. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Clay
vs
Hetfield

201 cm
23
300 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

195 cm
23
285 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gordus Clay!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, James Hetfield!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hetfield misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Clay slips under a jab.
A swing and a miss from Hetfield.
Hetfield smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A punch combination from Hetfield misses.
Hetfield lands a lovely overhand right.
Hetfield throws a series of punches but Clay avoids them all with ease.
Hetfield swinging wildly here.
Hetfield throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Clay keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

Clay throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Hetfield was covering up waiting for the punch and Clay finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Clay pushes down on Hetfield's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Ground and pound from Clay.
Clay slips a nice elbow through Hetfield's hands, connecting with Hetfield's forehead.
Clay lands with a punch from half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clay wants to pass to mount but Hetfield is defending the position.
Clay lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Nice strikes from Clay there.
Clay trying to mount his opponent but Hetfield defends it.
Clay not doing much here.
Hetfield taking some punishment here, with Clay in his half guard.

Hetfield looking for subs from the bottom but Clay mounts him!
Clay lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.

Hetfield is rocked!

It looks like James Hetfield has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hetfield is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Clay softens up his opponent with a couple of shots there and then CRACK! One massive shot lands there and Hetfield is out cold! Clay jumps to his feet and celebrates on the cage with the fans, who are, quite frankly, going absolutely mental!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gordus Clay!
Gordus Clay retains his super heavyweight title!
A relieved looking Gordus Clay thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.