PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mk Ultra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Henry Chinaski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ultra comes into the arena with Big Bad - Satriani blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Henry Chinaski enters the cage!

Ultra
vs
Chinaski

181 cm
34
183 lbs
29 - 10 - 0

185 cm
29
181 lbs
26 - 5 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Reaper Combatwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mk Ultra!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 5 - 1, fighting out of New York, Henry Chinaski!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Colin Fotheringham and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ultra throws a low kick but Chinaski moves out of range easily.
Ultra scores with a head kick. Chinaski tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Ultra needs to keep his hands up - Chinaski had a free shot at his head there.
Ultra misses with a wild body shot.
Ultra just misses with a punch to the body.
Ultra moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Ultra punishes Chinaski's body with a nice straight punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chinaski attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Chinaski fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Chinaski scores with a jab to the head.
Ultra throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ultra displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Chinaski throws out the jab.
Chinaski throws a nice outside leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Chinaski lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Ultra has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Ultra and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Chinaski throws an overhand right that lands on Ultra's shoulder, as Ultra tries to avoid the shot.
Chinaski cracks Ultra with an open hand slap.
Chinaski looks to land a combination but Ultra avoids it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ultra throws a head kick but Chinaski moves out of range.
Chinaski dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Ultra. That did some damage!
Ultra misses with the combination.
Chinaski lands with a thumping leg kick.
Chinaski lands with a thumping leg kick.
The fighters circling - Ultra throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ultra works the jab nicely.
Chinaski throws a leg kick
and Ultra counters with a one-two to the body.
Ultra throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ultra stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Chinaski.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ultra tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chinaski was well out of range. Poor timing from Ultra.
Ultra is looking to wear down Chinaski with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Chinaski misses with a jab, cross combination.
Chinaski fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Ultra has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski sizes up Ultra with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Ultra misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chinaski.
A big left from Ultra misses.
Ultra lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Ultra misses with a low kick.
Ultra throws a leg kick that is checked
and Chinaski counters with a straight right hand.
Ultra lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
An inside leg kick lands from Ultra.
Ultra looks to land a right hand but Chinaski moved out of range.
Ultra motions for Chinaski to come forward. Ultra throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The fighters circling - Chinaski throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ultra ducks under a wild hook from Chinaski.
Ultra throws a jab when Chinaski was well out of range.
Nice straight punches there by Chinaski. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Chinaski.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ultra avoids the body shot from Chinaski.
Chinaski goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Ultra connects with an inside leg kick.
Ultra tries to score with a low kick but Chinaski moves his leg out of the way.

Ultra moves into range and clinches up with Chinaski.
Ultra cracks Chinaski with a nice body shot.
Chinaski swings wildly with an uppercut but Ultra uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chinaski stalling the fight.
Ultra tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Ultra lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Ultra goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chinaski throws a punch but it's blocked by Ultra.
Chinaski blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chinaski trying to control the position but instead, Ultra has worked for underhooks and has pushed Chinaski into the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ultra tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Chinaski's elbow.
Chinaski landing knees to the head.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
A short right from Chinaski.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A shot in the inside from Chinaski.
Ultra is trying to stall.
Chinaski swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ultra blocks a body shot from Chinaski.
Ultra is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Chinaski.
A right hook to the body lands for Chinaski.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Henry Chinaski will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Chinaski lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Ultra is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Chinaski.
Chinaski ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Ultra throws a hook but Chinaski avoids it easily.
Ultra lands a front kick.
The fighters circling - Chinaski throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jab, jab by Chinaski - just one landing.
Chinaski misses with a looping left.
Ultra lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chinaski will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Chinaski feints and then cracks Ultra's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ultra down.
Chinaski misses with a body punch
and Ultra counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Chinaski throws a head kick but Ultra moves out of range.
Ultra slips a straight right by Chinaski.
Chinaski with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chinaski with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A nice leg kick lands there from Chinaski.
A good leg kick by Chinaski.
Ultra checks the leg kick.
Chinaski fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Ultra bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Chinaski's head backwards.
Ultra throws a right hand that misses
and Chinaski counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Good shot there by Ultra.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A cross from Chinaski lands.
Chinaski throws a lazy right hand but Ultra sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Ultra pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ultra works over Chinaski's head and body with a nice combination.
A clash of legs there as Chinaski blocks the low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Chinaski does it's job there.
Ultra throws the left hand but Chinaski avoids the punch easily.
Chinaski clobbers Ultra with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Chinaski misses with a looping left.
A jab from Chinaski does it's job there.
Chinaski scores with a leg kick.
Chinaski misses with a low kick.
Ultra looks to throw the jab but Chinaski is out of range.
Ultra connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Chinaski momentarily.
Ultra comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Chinaski throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Henry Chinaski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ultra keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Chinaski connects with a jab.
Ultra swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ultra throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ultra misses with a two punch combination.
Ultra takes a swing at Chinaski's ribcage but misses.
Ultra will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Chinaski throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ultra moves out of range as Chinaski strikes.
Chinaski cracks Ultra with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Ultra throws a solid leg kick but Chinaski takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Ultra.
Chinaski takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Ultra walks forward, straight into a front kick from Chinaski.
Chinaski misses with an attempted mid kick.
A big right from Chinaski misses.
Ultra moves forwards but Chinaski connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Chinaski with a nice cross.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ultra tries to clinch there but Chinaski circles away.
Ultra looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Ultra misses with a two punch combination.
The fighters circle momentarily. Chinaski darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Chinaski with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Ultra defending well as Chinaski loads up on a big left hand.
Ultra misses with a body shot.
Ultra is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ultra loads up on a big right hand but Chinaski slips the punch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chinaski checks a low kick from Ultra.
Chinaski plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Chinaski throws a right and a left that Ultra avoids nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Henry Chinaski showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Ultra's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Chinaski misses with a hook
and Ultra counters with a leg kick.
Chinaski throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
An inside leg kick from Chinaski misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Chinaski.
Chinaski swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Chinaski throws a leg kick which misses Ultra's front leg but catches the back leg as Ultra tries to avoid it.
Chinaski lands with an overhand left.
Chinaski feints and then cracks Ultra's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ultra down.
Ultra throws a hook to the side of Chinaski's head but Chinaski sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Chinaski avoids the body shot from Ultra.
Chinaski connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Chinaski's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Chinaski duly obliges.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chinaski lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Chinaski looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Ultra throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jab by Chinaski.
Ultra misses with a body shot.
Ultra swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Ultra throws a hook but Chinaski blocks it.
Good standup being displayed there by Chinaski as he connects with a hook.
Chinaski throws a low kick but Ultra avoids it.
Chinaski buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Chinaski scores with a leg kick.
Chinaski slips under a jab.
Chinaski avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Chinaski scores with a jab to the body.
Chinaski lands a nice looking body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski scores with a hook to the body. Ultra takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Henry Chinaski seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chinaski lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Ultra takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Chinaski throws a hook to the side of Ultra's head but Ultra sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Chinaski tests Ultra's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Chinaski lands a nice shot that snaps Ultra's head back.

Ultra is rocked!
Ultra misses with a wild combination.
A combination from Ultra does no damage.
Chinaski paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Ultra pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Chinaski lands a nice leg kick that just misses Ultra's sensitive parts.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Oh Ultra is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Chinaski misses with a looping right.
Ultra seems to have got his legs back now.
A head kick misses from Ultra.
Ultra tries a head kick but it misses.
Ultra takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Ultra stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Chinaski.
Nice body punch from Chinaski.
Ultra on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Chinaski connects with a solid leg kick.
Chinaski lands with a thumping leg kick.
Chinaski lands with a straight right. Ultra didn't see that one coming.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ultra gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Chinaski lands a brutal head kick. Ultra looks out on his feet and Chinaski throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Henry Chinaski!
Post fight, Henry Chinaski took to the microphone: 'All I want to do is get my check and get drunk.'.