PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Kraal The Bouncer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Diego Brandao (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Bouncer comes to the cage accompanied by WHERE THE SLIME LIVES. Diego Brandao has the eye of the tiger tonight.

The Bouncer
vs
Brandao

172 cm
22
147 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

169 cm
30
144 lbs
7 - 9 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Pirates Powder

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kraal The Bouncer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Diego Brandao!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Jeff Smith and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Bouncer misses with a straight right.
Brandao defending well as The Bouncer loads up on a big left hand.
The Bouncer takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
The Bouncer moves out of range of the strikes.
The Bouncer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Brandao.
The Bouncer blocks a jab.
Diego Brandao seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Bouncer throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The Bouncer ducks under a wild hook from Brandao.
The Bouncer takes a jab right on the kisser.
Brandao throws a looping overhand right but The Bouncer ducks down to avoid it.
Brandao moves out of range of the strikes.
The Bouncer scores with a jab to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sloppy strikes from The Bouncer. Those never looked like landing.
The Bouncer with a jab.
Brandao throws a right hand that misses
and The Bouncer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Brandao throws an ugly left hook that misses
and The Bouncer counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Brandao avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The Bouncer misses with a wild body shot.
Brandao avoids the body shot from The Bouncer.
The Bouncer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The Bouncer with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The Bouncer scores with a decent looking hook.
A slow jab from Brandao misses its intended target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Bouncer comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The Bouncer moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
The Bouncer loads up on a big right hand but Brandao slips the punch.
The Bouncer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Brandao might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
The Bouncer blocks a jab.
Brandao throws the left hand but The Bouncer avoids the punch easily.
Brandao throws a lazy right hand but The Bouncer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The Bouncer ducks under a wild hook from Brandao.
Brandao swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Nice jab there from The Bouncer.
Brandao tests The Bouncer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The Bouncer swinging wildly here.
Brandao misses with a straight left.
Brandao takes one on the button.
Brandao jabs The Bouncer right on the nose. The Bouncer blinks but takes it well.
Brandao closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice uppercut lands for The Bouncer. That snapped Brandao's head back.

Brandao is rocked!
The Bouncer sees an opening and throws a straight punch right through Brandao's defenses. It connects perfectly with Brandao's jaw and knocks him out cold! Wow - that's a contender for knockout of the year - absolutely brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kraal The Bouncer!
Kraal The Bouncer really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Pirates Powder logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.