PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fat Meat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Space Filler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Meat
vs
Filler

188 cm
25
230 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

200 cm
27
300 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

物干し竿

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Fat Meat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Space Filler!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Donald Grub and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meat misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Meat ducks under a wild hook from Filler.
Meat throws a push kick but Filler slaps the foot to one side.
A slapping leg kick lands for Meat.
A solid leg kick lands there for Meat.
Filler misses with a body shot.
Space Filler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Filler misses with an uppercut. Meat saw that one coming.
Meat pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Filler takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Filler chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Meat can pounce on him.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Meat.
Filler throws a right hand that Meat ducks under and follows up with a left that Meat also avoids with ease.
Filler takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A solid leg kick lands there for Meat.
Filler connects with a single shot there.
Filler tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Filler looks winded!
Filler tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Meat throws a nice outside leg kick.
Filler misses with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Filler takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Both fighters circling a little - Meat finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Meat connects with a nice looking jab.
Filler stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Meat.
Meat fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Filler has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Meat scores with a leg kick.
Filler walks forward, straight into a front kick from Meat.
Good leg kick by Meat there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Meat jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Meat lands with a slapping head kick.
That kick from Meat tenderised Filler's leg. Filler is trying to keep his angry face on.
Meat scores with a kick to the body.
Meat scores with a leg kick.
Meat scores with a spinning back kick!
Both fighters circling a little - Meat finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Meat fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Filler has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Meat lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meat misses with the combination.
Filler tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Meat connects with a solid leg kick.
Nice body kick there by Meat.
Meat connects with an inside leg kick.
Meat lands with a thumping leg kick.
Meat connects with a nice looking jab.
Meat feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Filler's calf.
Meat scores with a jab. Filler acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A chopping leg kick lands by Meat.
Filler has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Meat.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Meat, right into the meat.
Filler chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Meat can pounce on him.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Meat.
Meat throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Filler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Meat.
Meat dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Filler. That did some damage!
Meat scores with a leg kick.
Meat thumps Filler with a low kick.
Meat connects with a high kick.
Meat lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A thudding body kick lands there by Meat!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Filler crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Meat - the referee stops the clock and Filler gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Meat. Filler manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
A solid leg kick lands there for Meat.
Meat throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Meat fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Filler on the side of the head.
A solid leg kick lands there for Meat.
Meat moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Filler on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Meat throws a leg kick which misses Filler's front leg but catches the back leg as Filler tries to avoid it.
Meat throws a leg kick which misses Filler's front leg but catches the back leg as Filler tries to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A solid body kick from Meat.
Meat throws a quick inside leg kick.
Meat connects with a leg kick. Filler looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Meat lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Meat scores with a head kick. Filler tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Meat - that will leave a mark!
Filler stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Meat.
Meat connects with an inside leg kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Meat - that will leave a mark!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Meat.
Meat scoring well with a low kick there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Meat throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Meat bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Meat!
Meat delivers a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fat Meat dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Meat with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Meat lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A big right from Filler misses.
Filler misses with an uppercut.
Meat throws a head kick that half lands.
The fighters circle, before Meat throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Filler's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Meat lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Fat Meat!
A victorious Fat Meat thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.