PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Roll Fizzlebeef (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Napoleon Bonaparte (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fizzlebeef kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Tech N9ne - I'm a Playa. Bonaparte has chosen An Epic Age as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Fizzlebeef
vs
Bonaparte

174 cm
37
153 lbs
28 - 11 - 2

176 cm
29
158 lbs
17 - 7 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc
Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 11 - 2, fighting out of Hilo, Roll Fizzlebeef!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Napoleon Bonaparte!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Robert Douchet and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bonaparte tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Fizzlebeef looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fizzlebeef accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Bonaparte is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Fizzlebeef throws a big right hand that misses.
Fizzlebeef looking to sit in guard and control but Bonaparte gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Fizzlebeef not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

Fizzlebeef working for a triangle but Bonaparte defends it easily.
Bonaparte won't allow Fizzlebeef to sweep him here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef trying to keep a closed guard but Bonaparte is proving a slippery customer.
Fizzlebeef wants to sweep here but Bonaparte controlling him for the moment.

Fizzlebeef had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Bonaparte defends it easily.

Fizzlebeef is looking for a triangle but Bonaparte pushes his legs off easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Fizzlebeef working for a triangle but Bonaparte defends it easily.
Fizzlebeef being controlled here, momentarily.
Fizzlebeef can't keep his opponent in guard - Bonaparte advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Bonaparte keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef wants to improve his position but Bonaparte is controlling well.

Fizzlebeef is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Bonaparte pulls his head out easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Fizzlebeef is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Bonaparte pulls his head out easily.
Fizzlebeef is looking to improve his position.
Bonaparte tries to stand and escape but Fizzlebeef is controlling the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bonaparte trying to control from Fizzlebeef's half guard. Fizzlebeef has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Fizzlebeef looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bonaparte looking to pass the guard.
Bonaparte is looking to pass into half guard but Fizzlebeef pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Fizzlebeef is in guard.
Fizzlebeef trying to control but Bonaparte is working from the bottom.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bonaparte is trying to control the position but Fizzlebeef postures up.
Fizzlebeef content to stall in guard here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roll Fizzlebeef dominated that round.
That's time! Fizzlebeef's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Bonaparte fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fizzlebeef manages to avoid it.
Fizzlebeef lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Fizzlebeef throws a series of strikes that have Bonaparte backpedaling.

It looks like Napoleon Bonaparte has been cut.
Bonaparte throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Bonaparte jabs Fizzlebeef to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A jab from Fizzlebeef misses.
Bonaparte tries to close the distance and clinch but Fizzlebeef swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fizzlebeef. Bonaparte does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fizzlebeef tests Bonaparte's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bonaparte lands a really nice looking cross but Fizzlebeef seems unphased.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bonaparte throws a sloppy head kick and Fizzlebeef moves out of range easily.
Bonaparte tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fizzlebeef was well out of range. Poor timing from Bonaparte.
Fizzlebeef connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Bonaparte swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Napoleon Bonaparte is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bonaparte throws a right and a left that Fizzlebeef avoids nicely.
Fizzlebeef throws a leg kick that is checked
and Bonaparte counters with a nice leg kick.
Fizzlebeef throws a leg kick but Bonaparte sees it coming and moves out of range.
Jab by Fizzlebeef.
Bonaparte throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Fizzlebeef is looking to score with low kicks.
Fizzlebeef throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bonaparte sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fizzlebeef keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bonaparte throws a head kick but Fizzlebeef moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef cracks Bonaparte with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fizzlebeef rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bonaparte moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Fizzlebeef dodges the punch combination from Bonaparte.
A shot to the body from Fizzlebeef misses
and Bonaparte counters with a straight right hand.
Bonaparte tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fizzlebeef paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Fizzlebeef shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bonaparte as he jumps to the side.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bonaparte showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Fizzlebeef.
Fizzlebeef throws a body punch but Bonaparte moves out of range.
Fizzlebeef paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bonaparte works Fizzlebeef's body with a nice hook.
Fizzlebeef thows a leg kick but Bonaparte checks it
enabling Bonaparte to counter with a crisp jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Fizzlebeef.
Roll Fizzlebeef seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A telegraphed right hand from Fizzlebeef misses the target.
Bonaparte scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Fizzlebeef connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Bonaparte tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Bonaparte takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fizzlebeef misses with a lunging right hand
and Bonaparte counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Bonaparte uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Fizzlebeef.
Roll Fizzlebeef is winning the standup battle so far.
Bonaparte bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Fizzlebeef's head.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fizzlebeef lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Bonaparte has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Bonaparte and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Bonaparte staying out of range there.
Fizzlebeef blocks a head kick by Bonaparte.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Bonaparte there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bonaparte throws a sloppy head kick and Fizzlebeef moves out of range easily.
Bonaparte turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bonaparte does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Bonaparte fails in his attempt to clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fizzlebeef misses with a hook. Bonaparte ducked under it nicely.
Bonaparte moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bonaparte takes one on the chin but seems OK.
An inside leg kick from Fizzlebeef misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A lazy left from Fizzlebeef finds it's target.
Fizzlebeef misses with a combination
and Bonaparte counters with a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Roll Fizzlebeef will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Napoleon Bonaparte's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Bonaparte showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Fizzlebeef.
Bonaparte tries a head kick but it misses.
Bonaparte chopping away at his opponent's legs.

Fizzlebeef shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.

Bonaparte wriggles free and stands up.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fizzlebeef, right into the meat.
Fizzlebeef misses with a wild combination.
Fizzlebeef swings for the body but Bonaparte moves out of range.
Bonaparte moves out of range as Fizzlebeef strikes.
Bonaparte misses with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef misses the shot to the body.
Bonaparte moves out of range of the strikes.
Bonaparte throws a lazy right hand but Fizzlebeef sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fizzlebeef connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Fizzlebeef misses with an uppercut. Bonaparte saw that one coming.
Fizzlebeef misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bonaparte.
A big left from Fizzlebeef misses.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Fizzlebeef!
Bonaparte throws a nice looking combination but Fizzlebeef bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bonaparte misses with a series of wild punches.
Fizzlebeef throws a hook but Bonaparte avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bonaparte loads up on a big right hand but Fizzlebeef slips the punch.
Fizzlebeef blocks a leg kick.
Bonaparte throws a sloppy head kick and Fizzlebeef moves out of range easily.
Fizzlebeef shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Fizzlebeef throws a front kick aimed at Bonaparte's knee but Bonaparte avoids it well.
Fizzlebeef avoids the head kick by Bonaparte.
Fizzlebeef misses with a low kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Fizzlebeef, as that shot connected.
Bonaparte tries to clinch up but Fizzlebeef circles away and keeps his distance.
Fizzlebeef bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bonaparte's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bonaparte misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bonaparte throws a lazy head kick
and Bonaparte takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fizzlebeef looks to score with a jab to the body but Bonaparte is just out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fizzlebeef. Bonaparte does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fizzlebeef connects with a solid leg kick.
Bonaparte thows a body shot but no joy.
Bonaparte takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Napoleon Bonaparte has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Roll Fizzlebeef is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Fizzlebeef throws a low kick but Bonaparte moves out of range easily.
Bonaparte tries to clinch up.
Fizzlebeef keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bonaparte.
Bonaparte tries a head kick but it misses.
Fizzlebeef buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bonaparte displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Fizzlebeef.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef scores with a shot to the body.
Fizzlebeef missing with a left hand there. Bonaparte was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bonaparte darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bonaparte moves out of range of the strikes.
Fizzlebeef scores with a jab.
Fizzlebeef throws a left and a right that both miss
and Bonaparte finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fizzlebeef digs a good body shot into Bonaparte's ribs.
Fizzlebeef keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bonaparte.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bonaparte looks to clinch

and Fizzlebeef counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Fizzlebeef.
Fizzlebeef content to stall in guard here.
Bonaparte trying to strike off his back.

And that's the end of the fight!
Roll Fizzlebeef showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Fizzlebeef has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Roll Fizzlebeef!
After winning the bout, Roll Fizzlebeef thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.