PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bobby McBobby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nikolaj Orlow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think McBobby might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Cold as Ice -- MOP. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

McBobby
vs
Orlow

188 cm
30
212 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

185 cm
30
205 lbs
23 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bobby McBobby!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 14 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Nikolaj Orlow!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McBobby moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
McBobby throws a leg kick that is checked
and Orlow makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
McBobby tried to score with a low kick but Orlow checks it.
Orlow throws a nice looking combination but McBobby bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
McBobby throws the kick towards the body but Orlow avoids it.
Orlow throws a body punch but McBobby moves out of range.
McBobby finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Orlow with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Orlow throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Orlow fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Orlow catches McBobby with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Orlow avoids the body shot from McBobby.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from McBobby, right into the meat.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McBobby scores with a jab. Orlow acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
McBobby takes one to the chin there.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Orlow, right into the meat.
Orlow misses with a wild body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McBobby misses with a head kick.
McBobby takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
McBobby throws a big shot that misses.
Orlow ducks under a wild hook from McBobby.
McBobby throws a low kick, looking for Orlow's leg but Orlow calmly moves out of range.
McBobby throws a sloppy head kick and Orlow moves out of range easily.
McBobby is looking to clinch.
McBobby throws a leg kick but Orlow checks it.
McBobby defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Orlow.
A combination from McBobby does no damage.
Orlow blocks the body kick.
McBobby lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
McBobby throws a leg kick but Orlow sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Orlow throws a chopping leg kick but McBobby manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A punch lands to the side of McBobby 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by McBobby.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Orlow throws a poor cross that misses
and McBobby cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McBobby digs a good body shot into Orlow's ribs.
McBobby staying out of range there.
A slow jab from McBobby misses its intended target.
Orlow looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Orlow digs a good hook to McBobby's body.
McBobby fails with an attempt to clinch.
Orlow moves out of range of the leg kick from McBobby.
McBobby throws a low kick but Orlow moves out of range easily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from McBobby.
McBobby swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McBobby throws an off balance right hand
and Orlow counters with a left to the body.
Orlow throws a nice outside leg kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Orlow. That snapped McBobby's head back.
A kick lands to the mid section there for McBobby.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Orlow chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before McBobby can pounce on him.
Orlow throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
McBobby misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Orlow fails with a takedown attempt.
Orlow blocks a head kick by McBobby.
Orlow swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Orlow takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
McBobby ducks right into an uppercut from Orlow.
McBobby keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Bobby McBobby has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nikolaj Orlow.
Orlow checks a leg kick nicely.
Orlow has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Orlow there as he acknowledges the shot.
McBobby throws a lazy right hand but Orlow sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from McBobby misses
and Orlow counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
An inside leg kick from McBobby misses.
Orlow swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by McBobby.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Orlow ducks under a wild hook from McBobby.

Orlow closes the distance and clinches.
Orlow misses with a punch on the inside.
McBobby lands an elbow inside.
Orlow prevents a body shot from McBobby.
McBobby goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Orlow lands a right hand that snaps the head of McBobby backwards.
Orlow has a couple of punches blocked by McBobby.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Orlow.
McBobby is breathing heavily.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Orlow.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Orlow blocks a body shot from McBobby.
Orlow misses with a punch to the body.
Orlow misses with a short punch on the inside.
McBobby scores with an uppercut up the middle.
McBobby working some nice short punches in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Nikolaj Orlow will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Orlow is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Orlow tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but McBobby swivels and escapes.
McBobby showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Orlow.
A looping hook to the body misses from McBobby. Orlow does a little dance to reset his feet.
Orlow blocks a low kick nicely.
McBobby slips under a jab from Orlow.
Orlow moves in looking to clinch but McBobby pushes him off.
McBobby scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Orlow doesn't seem bothered though.
Orlow tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McBobby was well out of range. Poor timing from Orlow.
Orlow defending well as McBobby loads up on a big left hand.
Orlow's hands are dropping dangerously low here and McBobby connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Orlow scrambles back to his feet.
A chopping leg kick lands by Orlow.
McBobby connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McBobby tries a head kick but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McBobby tries to keep at a distance but Orlow has taken the fight into the clinch.
McBobby blocking some punches.
McBobby lands a nice elbow.
McBobby misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Orlow.
A right hand to the body from Orlow.
Orlow takes a shot to the head.
Orlow gets through McBobby's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
McBobby is trying to break free.
Orlow wants a takedown.
Still in the clinch, Orlow scores with a nice short uppercut.
McBobby misses with a short punch on the inside.
McBobby lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A short right from Orlow.
McBobby is trying to break free.
With the fighters up against the cage, McBobby throws an elbow but misses.
Orlow jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as McBobby walks away with a smile on his face. Orlow gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Bobby McBobby has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nikolaj Orlow.
Orlow checks a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Orlow keeps the fight on the outside.
McBobby throws a low kick but Orlow moves out of range easily.
A head kick misses from Orlow.
Orlow feints and then cracks McBobby's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McBobby down.
Orlow buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Orlow scores with a body shot.
Orlow throws a half hearted mid kick.
Orlow buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Orlow scores with a leg kick.
McBobby throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A big left from McBobby misses.
Orlow looks to score with a jab to the body but McBobby is just out of range.
An inside leg kick lands from Orlow.
Orlow's jab looks to have found its range, popping McBobby under the eye.
McBobby takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Orlow throws a jab when McBobby was well out of range.
Orlow throws an ugly left hook that misses
and McBobby counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Crunch! Orlow slams his shin into McBobby's torso.
Orlow moves away from the strike by McBobby.
Some wild striking there from Orlow.
McBobby on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Orlow tries to land a front kick but McBobby steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
McBobby swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McBobby connects with an inside leg kick.
Orlow swats away the attempt to clinch by McBobby.
McBobby paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Orlow checks a leg kick nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McBobby blocks a head kick by Orlow.
McBobby is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
McBobby throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Orlow to counter with a crisp jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McBobby lands a nice leg kick that just misses Orlow's sensitive parts.
McBobby swings for the body but Orlow moves out of range.
McBobby throws a leg kick that is checked
and Orlow counters with a body kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
McBobby misses with a leg kick
and Orlow counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Orlow fails with an attempt to clinch.
A good leg kick by McBobby.
Orlow throws a sloppy head kick and McBobby moves out of range easily.
McBobby blocks the body kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Orlow thows a left - swing and a miss!
McBobby misses the shot to the body.

McBobby moves into the clinch.
Orlow blocks an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nikolaj Orlow showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Orlow jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McBobby avoids the head kick by Orlow.
Orlow throws a sloppy head kick and McBobby moves out of range easily.
Orlow takes a swing at McBobby's ribcage but misses.
McBobby tries a low kick but Orlow avoids it.
Orlow is looking to clinch but McBobby is avoiding it.
McBobby ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McBobby misses the shot to the body.
Orlow comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
McBobby moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Orlow checks the leg kick nicely there.
McBobby tries to land a front kick but Orlow steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
McBobby connects with a looping right hand.
Orlow ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McBobby moves away.
McBobby doesn't manage to clinch there - Orlow circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McBobby misses with a leg kick
and Orlow cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Orlow lands a lovely overhand right.
Orlow shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts McBobby as he jumps to the side.
McBobby tries to land a leg kick but Orlow saw it coming and moves away.
Orlow misses with a double jab.
McBobby throws a leg kick
and Orlow cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Orlow scores with a jab. McBobby acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Orlow throws a head kick that half lands.

McBobby is rocked!
McBobby ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Orlow moves away.
McBobby throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Orlow clobbers McBobby with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Oh McBobby is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McBobby throws a nice inside leg kick.
Orlow throws a right and a left that McBobby avoids nicely.
McBobby tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bobby McBobby has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Orlow clinches up against the cage.
Orlow will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning McBobby up against the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from Orlow.
McBobby seems to have got his legs back now.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
McBobby tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A left hand lands to the body for Orlow.
Orlow lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Orlow blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Orlow working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Still in the clinch, Orlow scores with a nice short uppercut.
Orlow lands with a right to the head.
Orlow pushes McBobby against the cage. Orlow is working some dirty boxing. Orlow pushes off with a quick right hook! McBobby goes down! McBobby tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Orlow moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nikolaj Orlow!
Our winner, Nikolaj Orlow, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.