PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Iiro Tolonen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and James Bomb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tolonen comes to the cage accompanied by Johnny Cash : The Man Comes Around. Bomb is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Casino Royale Soundtrack - You Know My Name. Iiro Tolonen has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Tolonen
vs
Bomb

213 cm
36
285 lbs
41 - 15 - 0

198 cm
28
233 lbs
47 - 18 - 6

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 41 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Iiro Tolonen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 47 - 18 - 6, fighting out of Helsinki, James Bomb!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tolonen wants to slow Bomb down by chopping away at his legs.
A jab from Bomb misses.
Tolonen blocks a jab.
A slapping leg kick lands for Tolonen.
Bomb misses with a body kick.
Tolonen shoots for a double leg takedown but Bomb sprawls well. He's pushed Tolonen's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Tolonen checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Tolonen fails with the takedown.
A lazy left from Bomb finds it's target.
Bomb pushes Tolonen away with a front kick.
Bomb buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bomb leaves Tolonen with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Iiro Tolonen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Tolonen bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Tolonen pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bomb uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tolonen.
Bomb throws a low kick, looking for Tolonen's leg but Tolonen calmly moves out of range.
Tolonen ducks under a wild hook from Bomb.
Bomb bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
James Bomb is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tolonen misses with a low kick.
Tolonen misses with a wild body shot.
Bomb stuffs the takedown attempt from Tolonen. Tolonen gets slowly back to his feet.
Bomb keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bomb throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bomb lands with a right hand.
Bomb lands with a slapping head kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tolonen blocks a jab.
Tolonen looks to land a combination but Bomb avoids it well.
Tolonen shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tolonen misses with a right hand
and Bomb counters with a thumping low kick.
Bomb checks a low kick from Tolonen.
Bomb lands a slapping body shot.
Tolonen motions for Bomb to come forward. Tolonen throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bomb looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bomb throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Tolonen on the side of the head.
Tolonen stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bomb.
Bomb throws a leg kick but Tolonen sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Tolonen wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Tolonen misses with a looping left.
Bomb slips under a jab.
Tolonen misses with a wild body shot.
Tolonen throws a sloppy head kick and Bomb moves out of range easily.
Bomb swings away with a leg kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tolonen misses the shot to the body.
Bomb throws out a loose jab but Tolonen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tolonen lunges at Bomb with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Bomb's hand.
Tolonen swings for the body but Bomb moves out of range.
Tolonen takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Tolonen throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Bomb misses with a low kick as Tolonen jumps back.
Tolonen digs a good body shot into Bomb's ribs.
Nice jab there from Tolonen.
Tolonen with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bomb to score with a decent uppercut.
Bomb blocks a low kick nicely.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bomb. That's going to slow Tolonen down.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tolonen avoids the head kick by Bomb.
Bomb looks to land a body kick but Tolonen moved away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bomb lands a slapping body shot.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Tolonen. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Tolonen avoids the head kick by Bomb.
Tolonen plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
A thudding body kick lands there by Bomb!
Tolonen is breathing heavily.
Bomb throws a head kick that misses
and Tolonen counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Tolonen wants to land a leg kick but Bomb is out of range.
Tolonen is looking to wear down Bomb with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Tolonen blocks a jab.
Tolonen lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Tolonen throws a head kick but Bomb moves out of range.
Bomb lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bomb, right into the meat.
Iiro Tolonen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tolonen blocks the body kick.
Bomb scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

James Bomb dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Bomb jabs Tolonen to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Bomb throws a big shot that misses.
Both fighters circling a little - Bomb finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Tolonen misses with a body shot.
Bomb throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bomb scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Bomb scores with a three punch combo!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bomb lands with a nice body kick.
Bomb avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Tolonen on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bomb. Bomb obviously looking to wear him down.
Bomb swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Tolonen moves out of range of the body kick.
Tolonen is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Bomb throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bomb pulls out of a head kick attempt.
James Bomb seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bomb lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Tolonen avoids the body shot from Bomb.
Bomb lands a nice shot to the body.
Bomb is looking to slow Tolonen down with leg kicks.
Bomb lands with a shot to the body.
Tolonen on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bomb. Bomb obviously looking to wear him down.
Tolonen gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bomb throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Tolonen stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bomb connects with a leg kick. Tolonen looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Tolonen shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

Bomb lands a big head kick that sends Tolonen tumbling to the mat! Bomb takes a step backwards and waves Tolonen back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Tolonen is rocked!
Bomb scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Tolonen doesn't seem bothered though.
Oh Tolonen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bomb keeps Tolonen at a distance using the push kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bomb closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Tolonen! Bomb dives in looking to finish! Tolonen is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). James Bomb!
A victorious James Bomb thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.