PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between GG Allin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jaakko Parantainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parantainen has chosen Eminem - White America as his entrance music. GG Allin has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Allin
vs
Parantainen

210 cm
29
294 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

194 cm
26
290 lbs
8 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry

Hardcore Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, GG Allin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jaakko Parantainen!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Micheangelo Fripello and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Allin fakes the leg kick and cracks Parantainen in the body.
Allin throws a looping overhand right but Parantainen ducks down to avoid it.
Some wild striking there from Parantainen.
Parantainen turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Allin throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Allin stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Allin wants it to stay on the feet.
Allin wants to clinch.
Parantainen with a nice cross.
Parantainen loads up on a big right hand but Allin slips the punch.
Allin throws a lazy right hand but Parantainen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Parantainen lands a nice shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Parantainen avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Jaakko Parantainen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Allin blocks a low kick nicely.
Allin loads up on a big right hand but Parantainen slips the punch.
Parantainen connects with a leg kick. Allin looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Allin throws a hook but Parantainen avoids it easily.
Parantainen dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Allin scores with a sloppy right hand. Parantainen should have avoided that one.
Parantainen slips under a jab.
Allin takes a swing at Parantainen's ribcage but misses.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Parantainen is defended easily by Allin.
A nice leg kick lands there from Parantainen.

Allin gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Allin being controlled here, momentarily.
Parantainen trying to control but Allin is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parantainen postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Parantainen trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Allin working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Parantainen.
Parantainen has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Parantainen wants to control from the top but Allin keeps moving.
Allin avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parantainen working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Parantainen trying to control the position from guard on top but Allin is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Parantainen landing with the ground and pound.
Parantainen throws a big elbow that misses.
Allin pulls Parantainen in close to his closed guard and prevents Parantainen from doing any damage or advancing position.
Allin wants to sweep but no luck.
Parantainen throwing strikes but missing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Allin kicks Parantainen off and gets to his feet.
Allin is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Parantainen.
Parantainen closes this distance looking for a takedown but Allin circles away.
GG Allin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jaakko Parantainen.
Allin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Parantainen was well out of range. Poor timing from Allin.
Parantainen throws a right and a left that Allin avoids nicely.
Allin avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Parantainen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Allin.
A head kick misses from Parantainen.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Parantainen.

It looks like GG Allin has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Allin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Parantainen manages to avoid it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Parantainen misses with the body kick
and Allin counters with a nice body kick.
Allin takes a swing at Parantainen's ribcage but misses.
Allin misses with a hook. Parantainen ducked under it nicely.
Parantainen shoots in for a takedown but Allin shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jaakko Parantainen dominated that round.
The cut man is working on GG Allin's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Allin tries to move into range but Parantainen moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Allin throws a big shot that misses.
Parantainen throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Allin misses with a kick to the body.
Parantainen throws a push kick but Allin slaps the foot to one side.
Parantainen just misses with a punch to the body.
Parantainen looks to score with a jab to the body but Allin is just out of range.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Allin. Parantainen shrugs it off though.
Parantainen throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Allin on the side of the head.
Allin darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

It looks like Jaakko Parantainen has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Parantainen fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Allin is looking to clinch but Parantainen is avoiding it.
Allin scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Parantainen throws the kick towards the body but Allin avoids it.
Parantainen misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Allin connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Allin scores with a nice strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Parantainen gets a double leg takedown into Allin's guard.
Allin preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Parantainen looking to pass the guard.
Allin wants to get back to his feet but Parantainen is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Parantainen controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Parantainen throws a strike but Allin rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Allin avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Allin trying to stand up but can't free himself from Parantainen's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Allin will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Allin wants to stand and escape but instead Parantainen has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parantainen throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Parantainen passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Parantainen tries to score with some ground and pound. Allin controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Parantainen trying to control the action but Allin is working from the bottom.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Parantainen is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that GG Allin will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Allin connects with a looping right hand.
GG Allin is winning the standup battle so far.
Parantainen connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Parantainen misses with a looping right.
Allin is looking to clinch but Parantainen is avoiding it.
Parantainen tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Allin is able to avoid easily.
Parantainen throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A punch combination from Parantainen misses.
Allin scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Allin misses with a looping right.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Parantainen takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Parantainen avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Allin gets a clinch.
Allin misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Allin throws a punch but it's blocked by Parantainen.
Parantainen holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Allin trying to land knees to the body.
Still in the clinch, Allin scores with a nice short uppercut.
Parantainen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Allin.
Allin throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Parantainens head.
Allin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Parantainen managing to block the knees to the body from Allin.

Parantainen jumps guard.
Parantainen manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parantainen thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Allin is looking to improve his position but Parantainen isn't that keen on the idea.
Jaakko Parantainen has got the better of the ground game so far.
Parantainen landing shots from mount.

Parantainen is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Allin can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Allin is bucking up trying to escape but Parantainen cracks him with another couple of good strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parantainen unloading with bombs!
Parantainen can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Allin is looking to escape.
Parantainen looking to finish with strikes here!
Parantainen with good strikes from the mount here!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Parantainen throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Parantainen raining down hammerfists from mount.

Allin is rocked!

GG Allin's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at GG Allin's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Jaakko Parantainen!
An out of breath Jaakko Parantainen thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.