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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ka Lima (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mary Jane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jane comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Rick James - Mary Jane kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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180 lbs
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185 lbs
16 - 0 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ka Lima!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mary Jane!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lima connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jane moves out of range of the body kick.
Jane swings for the body but Lima moves out of range.
Jane ducks under a wild hook from Lima.
Lima delivers a nice body kick.
Lima looks to land a body kick but Jane moved away.
Jane jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jane misses with a hook.
Lima comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jane throws a big shot that misses.
Lima throws a chopping leg kick but Jane manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Lima throws a right hand that Jane ducks under and follows up with a left that Jane also avoids with ease.
Jane misses with a hook.
Jane ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lima moves away.
Lima looks to land a body kick but Jane moved away.
Lima thows a left - swing and a miss!
Lima tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lima swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lima thows a body shot but no joy.
Lima uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jane.
A jab from Jane finds it's way through Lima's defenses.
Lima throws a body punch but Jane moves out of range.
Lima fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jane.
Lima connects with a body shot that sends Jane's belly button to the back.
Lima misses with a body kick.
Lima fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jane manages to avoid it.
Lima fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jane has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Lima throws a head kick that misses.
Lima swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Lima pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Lima thows a body shot but no joy.
Lima misses with a hook to the body
and Jane counters with a stiff right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lima pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Some bone on bone action there as Jane checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A slow jab from Jane misses its intended target.
Jane takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
A big left from Jane misses.
Jane has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lima.
Lima fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jane manages to avoid it.
Lima throws a one two combo.
Lima scores with a shot to the body.
Lima throws a body kick that misses.
Lima dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jane. That did some damage!
Jane takes a swing at Lima's ribcage but misses.
Jane throws an overhand right that lands on Lima's shoulder, as Lima tries to avoid the shot.
Jane misses with a wild body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lima avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lima wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Lima keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jane.
Jane misses the jab.
Lima digs a good body shot into Jane's ribs.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Lima, right into the meat.
Lima is looking to wear down Jane with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
A chopping leg kick lands by Lima.
Jane jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jane misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lima.
Jane looks to score with a jab to the body but Lima is just out of range.
Lima walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Jane checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Jane shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Lima, as that shot connected.
Lima fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jane on the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lima moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Lima uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jane.
A head kick misses from Lima.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Lima.
Ka Lima seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jane has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Jane there as he acknowledges the shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A swing and a miss from Jane.
Lima throws a lazy uppercut
and Jane connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lima misses with the combination.
Jane swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lima looking to land some kicks to the body here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A big left from Jane misses.
Lima lunges at Jane with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Jane's hand.
Jane ducks right into an uppercut from Lima.
Jab by Lima.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ka Lima dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Jane misses with an uppercut.
Lima looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Lima's jab looks to have found its range, popping Jane under the eye.
Jane jabs Lima right on the nose. Lima blinks but takes it well.
Lima looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Lima throws a body punch but Jane moves out of range.
Jane throws a good cross that connects.
Lima throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Jane.
Lima lands a nice hook to Jane's body. Jane takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jane moves out of range as Lima throws a body kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Jane checks a leg kick.
Lima lands a lovely overhand right.
Ka Lima is winning the standup battle so far.
Lima lands with a slapping head kick.
Jane slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jane takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lima slips a jab from Jane.
Lima scores with a jab. Jane acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Lima steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jane.
Lima throws a series of punches but Jane avoids them all with ease.
Lima misses with a leg kick.
Jane showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lima.
Lima throws a low kick but Jane moves out of range easily.
Lima avoids the body shot from Jane.
Lima keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jane.
Jane slips a straight right by Lima.
Jane misses with a looping right.
Lima misses with a lunging right hand
and Jane counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Lima thinking.
Jane fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lima throws a chopping leg kick but Jane manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A head kick misses from Lima.
Lima rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jane counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Lima takes a jab right on the kisser.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jane misses the jab.
Lima misses the shot to the body.
Lima throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jane swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Lima misses with an uppercut.
Jane takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Lima throws a head kick but Jane moves out of range.
Lima works Jane's body with a nice hook.
Jane swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lima tests Jane's chin there with a solid looking shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jane misses with a body shot.
Jane with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Lima to score with a decent uppercut.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Lima.
Lima scoring well with a low kick there.
Jane avoids the body shot from Lima.
Jane's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Jane avoids a kick to the body.
Lima throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jane.
Jane lands a jab to the head.
Lima lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Lima throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lima takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Lima moves into range and connects with a jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lima throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Jane misses with a looping right.
Jane slips a jab and a cross from Lima.
Lima throws a looping overhand right but Jane ducks down to avoid it.
Lima takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jane thuds a left hand into Lima's body.
Lima fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jane manages to avoid it.
Lima ducks under a wild hook from Jane.
Lima throws a leg kick but Jane moved away.
Lima throws a hook but Jane avoids it easily.
Lima slips a straight right by Jane.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jane misses the jab.
Lima misses with a wild body shot.
Lima will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Mary Jane will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
A bone on bone clash there as Jane blocks the leg kick.
Jane connects with a nice looking jab.
Lima lands with a slapping head kick.
A lazy left from Jane finds it's target.
Jane ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Lima looks to land a body kick but Jane moved away.
Lima tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jane was well out of range. Poor timing from Lima.
A jab from Jane misses.
Lima takes a swing at Jane's ribcage but misses.
The fighters circling - Jane throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jane lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lima fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jane manages to avoid it.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Lima.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jane takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Lima scores with a decent looking hook.
Jane tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lima was well out of range. Poor timing from Jane.
Lima throws a push kick but Jane slaps the foot to one side.
Lima tries a low kick but Jane avoids it.
Lima smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Lima tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jane was well out of range. Poor timing from Lima.
Jane tries to bum rush Lima with a series of wild strikes but Lima uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Lima tries to work over Jane's front leg with a kick but Jane checks it.
Jane swings for the body but Lima moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Jane. Those never looked like landing.
Lima misses with a wild combination.
Jane throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Lima counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jane is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Lima slips under a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jane on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lima. Lima obviously looking to wear him down.
Decent striking displayed by Lima there.
Jane ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lima moves away.
Lima moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lima turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lima moves out of range of the strikes.
Lima misses with a low kick.
Lima scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A solid leg kick lands there for Lima.
Lima scores with a leg kick.
Lima slips a jab from Jane.
Lima misses with a hook. Jane ducked under it nicely.
Lima throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lima scores with a leg kick.
Lima swings for the body but Jane moves out of range.
Lima lets loose with a powerful body kick. Jane will feel that in the morning.
Lima turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Lima looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jane throws a jab when Lima was well out of range.
Jane slips a jab and a cross from Lima.
Lima works the jab nicely.
Lima just misses with a punch to the body.
Lima takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Lima thuds a left hand into Jane's body.
Jane throws a looping overhand right but Lima ducks down to avoid it.
Lima fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jane is out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lima misses with a low kick as Jane jumps back.
Lima throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jane darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jane takes a swing at Lima's ribcage but misses.
Jane uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lima.
Lima ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jane moves away.
Jane jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lima uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jane.
Jane throws a big shot that misses.
Lima throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Jane stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lima feints and then cracks Jane's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jane down.
Jane is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lima.
Jane misses with a wild combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ka Lima clearly takes that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Lima feints and then cracks Jane's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jane down.
Lima blocks a jab.
Lima tries a head kick but it misses.
Jane scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jane lands a nice hook to Lima's body. Lima takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Lima misses with a right hand
and Jane counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Lima changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Left hook, right uppercut from Lima.
Lima connects with a nice looking jab.
Lima throws a quick inside leg kick.
Lima throws a head kick that misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lima. Jane does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jane takes a swing at Lima's ribcage but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lima misses with a series of wild punches.
Lima dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jane has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Lima throws a body punch but Jane moves out of range.
Lima scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Lima blocks a jab.
Lima looks to score with a jab to the body but Jane is just out of range.
Lima tries to bum rush Jane with a series of wild strikes but Jane uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jane moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Jane takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Lima misses with a body shot.
Lima lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Nice straight punches there by Jane. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Jane.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lima lands with a nice body kick.
Lima swings away with a body shot that misses
and Jane counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jane uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lima.
Jane lands a really nice looking cross but Lima seems unphased.
Lima is rocked!
The crowd cheers as Jane lands an impressive looking overhand right. Lima doesn't seem phased though.
Oh Lima is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lima throws a left and a right that both miss
and Jane cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jane misses with a body shot.
Lima misses with a lunging right hand
and Jane counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Lima motions for Jane to come forward. Lima throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Lima throws a leg kick but Jane sees it coming and moves out of range.
A jab from Lima misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Lima.
Jane feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Limas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jane tests Lima's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Jane uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lima.
Lima walks into a jab.
Jane ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lima moves away.
Lima throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Jane misses with a right hand
and Jane takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Lima ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jane moves away.
Jane connects with a jab.
Jane has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Lima.
Jane misses with a wild body shot.
Lima connects with a good right hand that stumbles Jane. Jane circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Lima looks to land a body kick but Jane moved away.
Lima cracks the inside of Jane's front leg.
Lima seems to have got his legs back now.
Jane misses the jab.
Jane has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lima.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jane looks to throw the jab but Lima is out of range.
Jane thows a body shot but no joy.
Lima throws a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jane misses with an uppercut. Lima saw that one coming.
Lima throws a wild body kick that Jane sees coming a mile off.
Jane works Lima's body with a nice hook.
Lima looks to score with a jab to the body but Jane is just out of range.
Lima misses with a right hand
and Jane counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Lima with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lima misses with a wild body shot.
Jane throws a poor cross that misses
and Lima counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Lima is looking to land body kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mary Jane dominated that fourth round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Lima thows a body shot but no joy.
Lima ducks under a wild hook from Jane.
Jane takes a jab right on the kisser.
Jane tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lima was well out of range. Poor timing from Jane.
Lima fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Jane moves out of range of the body kick from Lima.
Lima misses with a looping right.
A head kick misses from Lima.
Jane checks a leg kick.
Lima misses with an uppercut. Jane saw that one coming.
Lima throws a head kick that misses.
Lima lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jane avoids the head kick by Lima.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lima fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jane manages to avoid it.
Jane blocks the body kick.
Jane throws a hook but Lima blocks it.
Jane is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lima.
Nice body kick from Lima.
Jane lands a glancing blow to the side of Lima's head.
Lima uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Jane has time to react.
Lima tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jane was well out of range. Poor timing from Lima.
Lima misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jane.
A head kick misses from Lima.
Lima pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Jane uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lima.
Lima fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lima ducks under a wild hook from Jane.
Lima attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Nice shot lands for Lima.
Lima delivers a nice body kick.
Lima cracks Jane with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Jane thows a body shot but no joy.
A big left from Jane misses.
Lima tests Jane's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jane showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lima.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Lima. Jane shrugs it off though.
Lima just misses with a punch to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lima fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Lima misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jane misses with a wild body shot.
Jane misses the shot to the body.
Lima lands with a cross.
Lima takes a swing at Jane's ribcage but misses.
Lima misses with a body kick.
Lima misses with an uppercut. Jane saw that one coming.
A swing and a miss from Jane.
Lima looks to throw the jab but Jane is out of range.
Lima throws a low kick but it's checked well by Jane.
Lima takes a swing at Jane's ribcage but misses.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Lima. Jane shrugs it off though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jane blocks the body kick.
Jane takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
A big right from Jane misses.
Lima misses with a straight left.
Lima misses with an uppercut.
Lima goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Lima misses with a hook
and Jane counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Lima throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jane throws a predictable looking body shot
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jane on the wrong end of a nice hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A jab from Lima finds it's way through Jane's defenses.
Lima throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ka Lima showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Lima has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight for Ka Lima!
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Ka Lima!
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Ka Lima!
Ka Lima wins by unanimous decision!
Ka Lima is the new welterweight champion!
A relieved looking Ka Lima thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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