PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Tyrion Lannister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Dirt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Lannister
vs
Dirt

166 cm
21
135 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

170 cm
22
136 lbs
4 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

New World Order Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tyrion Lannister!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe Dirt!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice body punch from Lannister.
Lannister with a hook.
Dirt throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Lannister.

Dirt tries to sprawl but Lannister drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Lannister is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Lannister looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Dirt with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

Lannister is trying to work for a kimura but Dirt is defending well.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lannister working over Dirt with some ground and pound. Dirt looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lannister with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Lannister lands strikes from half guard.
Lannister lands strikes from half guard.
Lannister has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Lannister works his way into full mount!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lannister landing strikes, looking to finish!
Lannister unloading with bombs!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Lannister cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Dirt is in a horrible position here. Lannister smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lannister cracks Dirt with a big head shot that has him covering up instantly! He's rolled onto his side and the referee has seen enough - this one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tyrion Lannister!