PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Marshall Harris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boydy Blue (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Harris's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Kiss Me I'm Shit Faced. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Harris
vs
Blue

196 cm
22
225 lbs
12 - 11 - 0

195 cm
20
265 lbs
2 - 13 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Marshall Harris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Boydy Blue!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Tiny Johnson and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Harris tries a head kick but it misses.
Blue looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Harris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Harris is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Blue's half guard.

Harris is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Blue has managed to free his arm - good work.

Harris seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Blue is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Marshall Harris!
An out of breath and clearly excited Marshall Harris thanked New World Order Clothing for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).