PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Alan Bundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bundy's entrance music is God Hates a Coward. A fine choice. Fatherfockerusus has chosen Born to be wild by Steppenwolf as his entrance music. Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bundy
vs
Fatherfockerusus

182 cm
34
172 lbs
35 - 17 - 0

186 cm
32
184 lbs
24 - 10 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Fast

Perkele!
Diamond Nutrition 160q

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 35 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Alan Bundy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Frank Dennis and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fatherfockerusus stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Fatherfockerusus wants it to stay on the feet.
Bundy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Fatherfockerusus at a distance.
Bundy misses with a hook.
Fatherfockerusus avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fatherfockerusus jabs Bundy to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a wild body shot.
Bundy misses with a body shot.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice hook to Bundy's body. Bundy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

Fatherfockerusus looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Bundy!
Fatherfockerusus controlling from side mount.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fatherfockerusus in side control, throwing shots but Bundy defends.
Fatherfockerusus fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Fatherfockerusus wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bundy keeps working.
Bundy sneaks back into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bundy is trying to get back to full guard.

Bundy looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Bundy looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Fatherfockerusus wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bundy keeps working.
Fatherfockerusus scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Fatherfockerusus wants to free his trapped foot but Bundy is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Bundy on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Fatherfockerusus missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Fatherfockerusus thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Bundy's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bundy tries to roll over but Fatherfockerusus keeps him under control.
Bundy keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

Bundy looking for submissions off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bundy keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Bundy is refusing to be controlled, as Fatherfockerusus sits in half guard.
Fatherfockerusus trying to control from Bundy's half guard. Bundy has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Bundy working for a triangle but Fatherfockerusus defends it easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bundy avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bundy can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Fatherfockerusus controls the pace.
Fatherfockerusus keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Bundy's head.
Fatherfockerusus wants to control from the top but Bundy keeps moving.
Fatherfockerusus throwing strikes but missing.
Fatherfockerusus working some strikes from top position.
Fatherfockerusus trying to control but Bundy is working from the bottom.

Bundy is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Fatherfockerusus is aware though and is defending well.
Fatherfockerusus throws a strike but Bundy rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus controls Bundy momentarily but Bundy frees himself.
Bundy working some strikes from top position.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fatherfockerusus is trying to keep Bundy in close.
Fatherfockerusus utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Bundy working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to control the position but Bundy postures up.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bundy scoring with punches to the head and body.
Bundy stopping the sweep attempt from Fatherfockerusus.
Bundy looking to pass the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Fatherfockerusus shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Bundy is looking to improve his position.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Bundy is looking for a sweep. Fatherfockerusus is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Fatherfockerusus looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Fatherfockerusus throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Bundy to regain full guard.
Bundy tries to land a sweep but no joy.

Bundy looking for a guillotine here but Fatherfockerusus defends easily.
Fatherfockerusus is pushing down on Bundy's leg trying to pass to half guard. Bundy is fighting to maintain full guard but Fatherfockerusus has managed to sneak the leg through.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bundy is trying to maintain the position but Fatherfockerusus is very close to passing his half guard.

Bundy looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to advance position but Bundy won't allow it.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Fatherfockerusus is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Fatherfockerusus not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Bundy is staying active underneath Fatherfockerusus, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Fatherfockerusus slips a nice elbow through Bundy's hands, connecting with Bundy's forehead.
Fatherfockerusus passes to side control.
Bundy sneaks back into half guard.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus has got the better of the ground game so far.
Bundy is refusing to be controlled, as Fatherfockerusus sits in half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Bundy to regain full guard.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a couple of short punches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fatherfockerusus wants to control from the top but Bundy keeps moving.
Fatherfockerusus passes Bundy's left leg - he's now in half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Fatherfockerusus lands a nice short elbow.
Fatherfockerusus is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Fatherfockerusus is pressing down on Bundy's thigh, looking to free his foot. Bundy is holding on for now.
Fatherfockerusus prevents Bundy from improving his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus working the head and body with strikes.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a punch from half guard.
Fatherfockerusus slows the pace down in half guard.
Bundy trying to control but Fatherfockerusus postures up.
Bundy wants to get back to full guard.
Fatherfockerusus sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Fatherfockerusus not landing any meaningful shots this time.

Bundy looking for submissions off his back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Fatherfockerusus is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to control the action in half guard but Bundy is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Fatherfockerusus throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Fatherfockerusus has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Bundy is squirming around, avoiding Fatherfockerusus's attempts to control the action.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bundy manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Fatherfockerusus is thwarting Bundy's attempts to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Fatherfockerusus lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bundy throws a hook to the side of Fatherfockerusus's head but Fatherfockerusus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fatherfockerusus is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a body shot.
Bundy slips a straight right by Fatherfockerusus.
Bundy looks to score with a jab to the body but Fatherfockerusus is just out of range.
Fatherfockerusus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a low kick as Bundy jumps back.
Nice jab there from Fatherfockerusus.
Bundy throws a body punch but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
Bundy scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bundy bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bundy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bundy is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

Bundy is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bundy.
Oh Bundy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fatherfockerusus tries to move into range but Bundy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bundy seems to have got his legs back now.
Fatherfockerusus looks to score with a jab to the body but Bundy is just out of range.
Bundy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fatherfockerusus sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fatherfockerusus moves out of range as Bundy strikes.
Bundy is looking to slow Fatherfockerusus down with leg kicks.
Fatherfockerusus tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Bundy takes a swing at Fatherfockerusus's ribcage but misses.
Fatherfockerusus throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bundy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fatherfockerusus takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Jab, jab by Bundy - just one landing.

Bundy throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Fatherfockerusus was covering up waiting for the punch and Bundy finishes the takedown easily into guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bundy stopping the sweep attempt from Fatherfockerusus.
Alan Bundy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bundy wants to control from the top but Fatherfockerusus keeps moving.

Fatherfockerusus working for a triangle but Bundy defends it easily.
Bundy throwing strikes but missing.
Bundy wants to pass the guard but Fatherfockerusus is keeping the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Fatherfockerusus had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Bundy defends it easily.
Fatherfockerusus not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bundy accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Bundy keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Fatherfockerusus's head.
Bundy wants to pass the guard but Fatherfockerusus is keeping the position.
Fatherfockerusus is pulling down on Bundy's head to control his posture.
Bundy stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Fatherfockerusus swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Fatherfockerusus utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bundy throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Bundy with a nice head shot there.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Fatherfockerusus is on top in guard.
Fatherfockerusus is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Bundy keeping moving, preventing Fatherfockerusus from controlling successfully.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fatherfockerusus content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Fatherfockerusus cracks Bundy with a solid left hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fatherfockerusus loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

Bundy working for a triangle but Fatherfockerusus defends it easily.
Fatherfockerusus postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus.
Well Fatherfockerusus has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Terror...hm...if you are then I,m antiterrorist.Good night'.