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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Taco Bueno (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ishkabibble Schmukinphart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schmukinphart comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Walk Like an Egyptian kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Taco Bueno had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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200 lbs
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193 lbs
9 - 6 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Taco Bueno!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ishkabibble Schmukinphart!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Bruno Lombardi and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schmukinphart throws an off balance right hand
and Bueno counters with a right hand to the body.
Schmukinphart misses with a hook
and Bueno cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Schmukinphart misses with a hook
and Bueno counters with an outside leg kick.
Schmukinphart on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bueno moves into range and clinches up with Schmukinphart.
Bueno stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Bueno wants a takedown.
Bueno throws a head punch that misses.
Bueno escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bueno connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Schmukinphart's hands.
It looks like Ishkabibble Schmukinphart has been cut.
Bueno showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Schmukinphart.
Bueno slips a straight right by Schmukinphart.
Nice body punch from Bueno.
Schmukinphart misses with a left hand
and Bueno counters with a left to the body.
Schmukinphart looks winded!
Schmukinphart throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Bueno to counter with a crisp jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bueno scores with a shot to the body.
Schmukinphart rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bueno counters with a nice right hand that sends Schmukinphart toppling to the canvas! Schmukinphart scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Bueno finish him?!
Schmukinphart is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Schmukinphart tries to keep at a distance but Bueno has taken the fight into the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bueno.
Bueno is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Bueno turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Bueno manages to end up in side control.
Bueno is looking to take a break and control but Schmukinphart is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Bueno scores with a couple of short elbows.
Bueno has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Bueno scores with a couple of short elbows.
Schmukinphart is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Schmukinphart is still in real trouble! Can Bueno finish him?
Bueno remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Schmukinphart is looking to regain half guard here but Bueno keeps moving and retains side control.
Schmukinphart seems to have recovered his senses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bueno working the head with strikes.
Bueno lands a few punches from side control.
Bueno is trying to get an arm triangle but Schmukinphart is defending well.
Bueno works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Schmukinphart is trying to get back to half guard.
Bueno lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Schmukinphart down.
Schmukinphart takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Schmukinphart is not content to let Bueno control the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schmukinphart is looking to regain half guard here but Bueno keeps moving and retains side control.
Schmukinphart is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Bueno scores with punches from side control.
Bueno working away.
Schmukinphart manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Schmukinphart is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Bueno jumps into side control!
Bueno lands a decent elbow from side control.
Bueno connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Schmukinphart some visible discomfort.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bueno is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Schmukinphart knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Bueno grinds an elbow into Schmukinphart's temple.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bueno tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Schmukinphart tries to buck Bueno off but Bueno is having none of it.
Bueno landing a few strikes.
Schmukinphart is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Bueno in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Schmukinphart looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Bueno turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Taco Bueno!
Taco Bueno gave a mention to The Stash House Nutrition *Q159* for $50 in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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