PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Kappa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Michael Peterwhacker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Michael Peterwhacker has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Kappa
vs
Peterwhacker

208 cm
30
285 lbs
13 - 9 - 2

190 cm
37
259 lbs
32 - 16 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 2, fighting out of London, David Kappa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 16 - 1, fighting out of London, Michael Peterwhacker!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, James Ackerman and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Peterwhacker walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Kappa throws a right hand that Peterwhacker ducks under and follows up with a left that Peterwhacker also avoids with ease.
Peterwhacker throws a right and a left that both miss.
Peterwhacker scores with a push kick.
Kappa is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Peterwhacker throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Peterwhacker pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Peterwhacker throws a sloppy head kick and Kappa moves out of range easily.
Peterwhacker keeps the fight on the outside.
A combination from Peterwhacker does no damage.
Kappa dodges the punch combination from Peterwhacker.
Peterwhacker misses with a head kick.
Peterwhacker rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kappa moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kappa thows a body shot but no joy.
Peterwhacker throws a half hearted mid kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Peterwhacker will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Michael Peterwhacker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Peterwhacker misses with a double jab
and Kappa counters with a slapping leg kick.
Peterwhacker misses with a combination
and Kappa counters with a good, hard body kick but Peterwhacker shrugs it off.
Kappa cracks a nice hook into Peterwhacker's ribs.
Kappa stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kappa scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Kappa fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Peterwhacker manages to avoid it.
Peterwhacker misses with a two punch combination.
Peterwhacker swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kappa counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kappa slips a jab and a cross from Peterwhacker.
A head kick misses from Kappa.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kappa lets loose with a powerful body kick. Peterwhacker will feel that in the morning.
Peterwhacker takes a jab right on the kisser.
Kappa scores with a leg kick.
Peterwhacker takes one to the side of the head.
Kappa takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
A nice inside leg kick there by Kappa. That's going to slow Peterwhacker down.
Kappa with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Kappa scores with a leg kick.

Kappa feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Peterwhacker sprawling to the canvas! Peterwhacker rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Kappa finish him?!
Kappa lands a front kick.

Kappa lands a big right hand that sends Peterwhacker crashing to the mat! Kappa stays standing though and waves Peterwhacker back to his feet!

Peterwhacker is rocked!
Are you kidding me?! Kappa ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Peterwhacker clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). David Kappa!
An intense looking David Kappa took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Who's next motherfucker!? Give me that Title Shot. That Belt belongs to The Green Beast! Nobody stopping me. '.