PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Somore Fudge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rick James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bitch! has chosen Ghetto Life as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Fudge
vs
James

190 cm
28
223 lbs
15 - 11 - 0

195 cm
30
218 lbs
20 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Somore Fudge!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rick James!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, John Kavanagh and Joseph Jones.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fudge misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bitch!.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Bitch! checks a leg kick.
Fudge scores with a body shot.
Bitch! connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Fudge uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bitch!.
Fudge connects with an inside leg kick.
Fudge lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bitch! buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bitch!, as that shot connected.
A jab from Fudge misses.
Fudge will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Bitch! throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Bitch! tries to land a leg kick but Fudge saw it coming and moves away.
Bitch! throws a right hand that misses
and Fudge counters with a nice uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A bone on bone clash there as Fudge blocks the leg kick.
Fudge finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Bitch! turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The crowd cheers as Bitch! lands an impressive looking overhand right. Fudge doesn't seem phased though.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Bitch!!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fudge lands with a nice body kick.
Rick James, Bitch! seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bitch! ducks right into an uppercut from Fudge.
Fudge slips a straight right by Bitch!.

Fudge darts in and clinches Bitch! up against the cage.
Fudge lands an uppercut.
Fudge tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Fudge takes an elbow to the forehead.
Fudge tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Fudge lands a body shot in the clinch.
Bitch! tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fudge lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bitch! throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Fudge tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bitch!'s elbow.
Fudge blocks an elbow strike from Bitch!.
Bitch! scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A head punch on the inside from Fudge fails to land.
Fudge lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bitch!.
Bitch! looks winded!

Fudge manages to break the clinch.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fudge lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Bitch! has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Bitch! and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fudge throws a sloppy head kick and Bitch! moves out of range easily.
Fudge wants to clinch up but Bitch! keeps it at a distance.
Bitch! misses with an uppercut. Fudge saw that one coming.
Fudge swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fudge smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fudge. Bitch! does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fudge scores with a jab to the jaw.
Fudge takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Fudge lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Fudge displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bitch! throws out the jab.
Fudge scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Bitch! cracks the inside of Fudge's front leg.
Bitch! slips under a jab from Fudge.
Bitch! defending well as Fudge loads up on a big left hand.
Decent striking displayed by Fudge there.
Fudge looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fudge throws a push kick but Bitch! slaps the foot to one side.
Bitch! misses with a straight left.
Bitch! connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Fudge momentarily.
Fudge fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bitch! looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Fudge with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Fudge moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bitch! connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Fudge's hands.
Fudge defending well as Bitch! loads up on a big left hand.
Fudge with a jab.
Fudge lands a right hook to the body.
Fudge lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bitch! takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Fudge lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Fudge keeps the fight on the outside.
Fudge pivots, looking for a leg kick but Bitch! is out of range and Fudge settles back down.
Nice shot lands for Fudge.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fudge throws a leg kick but Bitch! sees it coming and moves out of range.
Fudge blocks a jab.
Fudge lands a brutal head kick. Bitch! looks out on his feet and Fudge throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Somore Fudge!
Somore Fudge decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.