PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Walt Heisenberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Scott Broyles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Scott Broyles was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Heisenberg
vs
Broyles

185 cm
25
218 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

185 cm
24
210 lbs
11 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Walt Heisenberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Scott Broyles!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Broyles misses.
Heisenberg is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

It looks like Scott Broyles has been cut.
Heisenberg slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Heisenberg takes a swing at Broyles's ribcage but misses.
Heisenberg avoids the head kick by Broyles.
Heisenberg works the jab nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Broyles misses with a series of wild punches.
Broyles moves in looking to clinch but Heisenberg pushes him off.
Heisenberg misses with a straight left.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Heisenberg on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Broyles tries to work over Heisenberg's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Broyles's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Heisenberg is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Heisenberg gets through Broyles's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

Broyles is rocked!
Broyles managing to block the knees to the body from Heisenberg.
Broyles is still on wobbly legs! Can Heisenberg finish him?
Broyles tries to land knees in the clinch but Heisenberg avoids the damage to the body.
A short left from Heisenberg.
The fighters are pressed against the ropes, as the pace of the fight slows.
Heisenberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Heisenberg dips a shoulder and cracks Broyles with a mighty uppercut! Broyles falls back against the ropes and Heisenberg unloads with a barrage of strikes! Broyles is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the ropes! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Heisenberg screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Walt Heisenberg!
An out of breath and clearly excited Walt Heisenberg thanked El Zoido's Feeble Fightwear *** ROUPA DOS BROTHER* for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).