PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paco Da Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jaakko Parantainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Da Man might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Tenacious D - Beelzeboss. Parantainen has chosen Eminem - White America as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Da Man
vs
Parantainen

201 cm
34
262 lbs
28 - 12 - 1

194 cm
26
290 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Hardcore Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Paco Da Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jaakko Parantainen!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parantainen wants to clinch up but Da Man keeps it at a distance.
Da Man thows a left - swing and a miss!
Da Man throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Da Man fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Da Man throws a leg kick

and Parantainen counters with a takedown into side control.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Da Man is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Parantainen thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Da Man's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Da Man manages to get to full guard.
Da Man being controlled here, momentarily.
Parantainen won't allow Da Man to sweep him here.
Parantainen is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parantainen pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Da Man is keeping the position for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Parantainen throws a big elbow that misses.
Parantainen working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Parantainen missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Da Man working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Parantainen.
Parantainen with a flurry of punches that miss.
Parantainen is stalling in the full guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Da Man is on top in guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Parantainen is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Da Man defends well.
Da Man is looking to work some ground and pound but Parantainen has wrist control.
Parantainen keeping moving, preventing Da Man from controlling successfully.
Da Man throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Da Man missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Da Man lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parantainen looking to control.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Da Man accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Parantainen keeping moving, preventing Da Man from controlling successfully.
Parantainen is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Da Man trying to control but Parantainen postures up.
Parantainen not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Da Man keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Parantainen sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Da Man defending well though.
Da Man makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Da Man.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parantainen postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Da Man working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Parantainen.
Da Man avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Da Man looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Parantainen puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Parantainen prevents Da Man from improving his position.
Parantainen not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Da Man moves into full guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Da Man working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Parantainen.
Parantainen is looking to work some ground and pound but Da Man has wrist control.
Parantainen wants to control from the top but Da Man keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jaakko Parantainen dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Da Man throws a big shot that misses.
Jab from Da Man.
Parantainen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Paco Da Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parantainen avoids a kick to the body.
Parantainen tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Da Man manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Da Man throws a push kick but Parantainen slaps the foot to one side.
Da Man throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Da Man pivots, looking for a leg kick but Parantainen is out of range and Da Man settles back down.
Da Man's corner calls for a 1-2. Da Man obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Parantainen ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Da Man connects with the punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Horrible takedown by Parantainen or perhaps it was just good defense by Da Man which made him look bad.
Da Man moves out of range as Parantainen throws a body kick.
Parantainen scores with a head kick.

It looks like Paco Da Man has been cut.
Da Man misses with a right hand

and Parantainen holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Da Man looking to throw knees to the head but Parantainen is blocking nicely.
Da Man misses with a short punch on the inside.

Parantainen has Da Man pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Parantainen pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Da Man tumbling to the mat - Parantainen dives into Da Man's guard.
Parantainen looking to sit in guard and control but Da Man gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Parantainen avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Da Man trying to control the position from guard on top but Parantainen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Da Man got a little sloppy there for a moment and Parantainen has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Da Man has managed to get both his arms back between Parantainen's legs - danger averted.
Parantainen keeping full guard, as Da Man tries to pass.
Da Man wants to control from the top but Parantainen keeps moving.
Parantainen is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Da Man is staying active underneath Parantainen, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Parantainen passes the guard and advances to mount!
Da Man is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Parantainen trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Parantainen with shots to the head and body - Da Man looks very uncomfortable down there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Da Man tries to hold on but Parantainen pushes him away.
Parantainen wants to control the pace but Da Man is squirming around nicely.
Da Man slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Da Man is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Da Man avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Parantainen.
Da Man won't allow Parantainen to pass to mount.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Parantainen works his way into full mount!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Da Man is trying to escape the mount.
Parantainen lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Da Man hang on?
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jaakko Parantainen showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Paco Da Man's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Parantainen tries to clinch up.
Da Man takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Da Man tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Parantainen was well out of range. Poor timing from Da Man.
Da Man ducks right into an uppercut from Parantainen.

Da Man is rocked!

Paco Da Man's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Da Man circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Parantainen. Da Man falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Parantainen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jaakko Parantainen!
A very excited looking Jaakko Parantainen made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.