PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kosti Lom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stoney McCaned (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lom's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Bahh Tee. This should be a great matchup!

Lom
vs
McCaned

190 cm
25
265 lbs
18 - 4 - 0

215 cm
25
277 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Brute
Cyclone Nutrition Company

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kosti Lom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stoney McCaned!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Patrick Alders and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circle momentarily. McCaned darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

It looks like Kosti Lom has been cut.
McCaned keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lom misses with a body shot.
Lom throws a good cross that connects.
A slapping leg kick lands for McCaned.
McCaned scores with a shot to the body.
A big left from McCaned misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lom avoids a punch combination nicely.
McCaned lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Lom at a distance.
Lom is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McCaned.
McCaned connects with a good right hand that stumbles Lom. Lom circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
McCaned cracks Lom with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Lom checks a low kick from McCaned.
McCaned ducks under a wild hook from Lom.
McCaned tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McCaned tries a head kick but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lom tries to clinch up but McCaned circles away and keeps his distance.
Lom throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lom thows a body shot but no joy.
A telegraphed right hand from Lom misses the target.
Lom is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Good leg kick by McCaned there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Lom moves away from the strike by McCaned.
A leg kick checked by Lom.
Sloppy strikes from McCaned. Those never looked like landing.
Lom throws a hook to the side of McCaned's head but McCaned sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A nice inside leg kick there by McCaned. That's going to slow Lom down.
McCaned moves out of range as Lom strikes.
Lom takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McCaned rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lom moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lom lands a jab to the head.

It looks like Stoney McCaned has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice shot lands for Lom.
McCaned lands with a shot to the body.
McCaned misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McCaned chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Lom is looking to clinch.
McCaned pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McCaned staying out of range there.
Lom gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Lom walks into a straight right hand from McCaned.
McCaned misses with a wild body shot.
McCaned connects with a crisp jab.
Lom walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McCaned feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Loms jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Lom throws a low kick but it's checked well by McCaned.
McCaned jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
McCaned lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A nice leg kick lands there from McCaned.
McCaned throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
McCaned is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Lom had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Lom's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Lom duly obliges.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McCaned uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lom.

Lom closes the distance and clinches.
McCaned wants to break the clinch but can't.
McCaned wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Lom has him pressed against the ropes.

McCaned pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Lom buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Lom moves out of range as McCaned strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McCaned throws a shot from downtown. Lom moves away and avoids it.
Lom tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McCaned was well out of range. Poor timing from Lom.
Lom throws a push kick but McCaned slaps the foot to one side.
McCaned slips under a jab from Lom.
Lom falls off balance throwing a combination
and McCaned cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Kosti Lom's cut is getting worse.
McCaned misses the jab.
Lom takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
A slow jab from Lom misses its intended target.
McCaned has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
No joy there for McCaned, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
McCaned swats away the attempt to clinch by Lom.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lom slips a jab from McCaned.
McCaned delivers a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Stoney McCaned dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

McCaned keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lom throws a hook but McCaned blocks it.
McCaned lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Lom blocks a head kick by McCaned.
McCaned scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lom doesn't seem bothered though.
McCaned is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Lom fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McCaned has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McCaned throws the kick towards the body but Lom avoids it.
McCaned throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lom slips under a jab from McCaned.
Lom moves in looking to clinch but McCaned pushes him off.
Stoney McCaned seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Lom misses with a looping right.
Good standup being displayed there by McCaned as he connects with a hook.
A lazy left from McCaned finds it's target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McCaned misses with a low kick.
McCaned connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lom jabs McCaned to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Lom fails with an attempt to clinch.
Lom looks to land a combination but McCaned avoids it well.
McCaned throws a left and a right that both miss

and Lom counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Lom.

Lom breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
McCaned is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
McCaned gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Lom misses with a jab, cross combination.
McCaned lands a nice leg kick that just misses Lom's sensitive parts.
McCaned circles away from the clinch attempt.
McCaned scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lom doesn't seem bothered though.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A left lands for McCaned.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Lom 's head but he takes it in his stride.

Kosti Lom's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Lom takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
McCaned jabs Lom to the body, keeping him at a distance.
McCaned fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Lom doesn't manage to clinch there - McCaned circles away.
McCaned feints and then cracks Lom's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lom down.
McCaned throws a series of punches but Lom avoids them all with ease.
McCaned with a body punch. A glancing blow.
McCaned throws a nice inside leg kick.
McCaned throws a series of punches but Lom avoids them all with ease.
McCaned fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lom has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Lom ducks under a wild hook from McCaned.
McCaned jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McCaned lands with a hook. Lom tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lom walks into a stiff left hand from McCaned.
McCaned misses with a head kick.
McCaned swats away the attempt to clinch by Lom.
Both fighters circling a little - McCaned finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
McCaned looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Lom gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Lom misses with a body shot.
McCaned connects with a looping right hand.

Jeez, Kosti Lom's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Lom throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lom throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McCaned takes a swing at Lom's ribcage but misses.
McCaned moves away from the strike by Lom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A jab lands there for McCaned.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lom with a hook.
McCaned tried to score with a low kick but Lom checks it.
McCaned checks the leg kick.
Lom thows a left - swing and a miss!
Good standup being displayed there by McCaned as he connects with a hook.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kosti Lom's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Stoney McCaned!
Our winner, Stoney McCaned, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.