PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tomasz Drwal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuckwell's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, call to prayer. Drwal comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Nightwish Crimson Tide kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Fuckwell
vs
Drwal

191 cm
29
194 lbs
15 - 7 - 0

190 cm
28
187 lbs
13 - 16 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Jihad Fight Gear-Outkast Infidels Version
Jihad Fight Gear-Outkast Infidels Version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Tomasz Drwal!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Radbod Blank and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Drwal misses with a wild combination.
Fuckwell avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Drwal tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fuckwell swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Fuckwell cracks Drwal with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Drwal tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fuckwell swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Drwal is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fuckwell circles away from the clinch attempt.
Fuckwell looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Fuckwell swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Fuckwell throws a nice head kick!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Fuckwell tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fuckwell wants to stall.
Fuckwell misses with a body punch.

Drwal breaks from the clinch.

Drwal closes the distance and clinches.
Drwal lands with a left to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Drwal displaying some good clinch control by pressing Fuckwell up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell tries a body shot but Drwal blocks it.
Drwal tries to circle away but Fuckwell has him pinned against the cage.
Drwal is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
A short right from Fuckwell.
Drwal prevents a body shot from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell can't find room to land a body shot as Drwal controls the action.
Drwal lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Drwal wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Fuckwell tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Drwal's elbow.
Fuckwell tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fuckwell lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Drwal breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Drwal takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Fuckwell lands with a shot to the body.
Fuckwell connects with a body shot.
Drwal misses with a few strikes there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Drwal walks forward, straight into a front kick from Fuckwell.
Tomasz Drwal seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell connects with an inside leg kick.
Drwal lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

It looks like Eyeonly Fuckwell has been cut.
Fuckwell wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Drwal swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Fuckwell counters with a stiff right hand.
Fuckwell bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Drwal looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Good leg kick by Fuckwell there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Drwal chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Fuckwell can pounce on him.

Fuckwell rushes Drwal and presses him up against the cage.
Fuckwell manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Fuckwell misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short right from Fuckwell.
A battle for position here, against the cage.

Fuckwell breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Drwal fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fuckwell lands a glancing blow to the side of Drwal's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Drwal tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Fuckwell manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Drwal misses with a few strikes there.
Drwal walks into a jab.
Drwal looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Fuckwell has Drwal up against the cage in a clinch.
Drwal wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Drwal's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short uppercut from Fuckwell.
A short right from Fuckwell on the inside.
Drwal stalling in the clinch but Fuckwell improves position.
Drwal is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Fuckwell is defending well for now.
Fuckwell lands a shoulder strike.
Fuckwell stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Drwal looks winded!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fuckwell tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Drwal's elbow.
A short right from Fuckwell.
Drwal is looking to control Fuckwell's arms but Fuckwell gets an underhook and turns him. Now Drwal has his back to the cage.
Drwal wants to get back to striking at distance but Fuckwell won't allow it.

Fuckwell's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Drwal has managed to clinch.
Drwal blocking some punches.
Drwal blocking some punches.
Fuckwell looking to slow down the pace here.
A short body shot lands from Drwal as the two fighters clinch.
Drwal looking to slow down the pace here.
Fuckwell has a couple of punches blocked by Drwal.

Drwal breaks the clinch.
Drwal misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fuckwell buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Fuckwell tries to clinch up but Drwal circles away and keeps his distance.
Drwal fails to land with a series of punches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fuckwell lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Fuckwell lands a right hook to the body.
Drwal misses with a few strikes there.
Fuckwell goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Fuckwell circles away from the clinch attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyeonly Fuckwell dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Eyeonly Fuckwell's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Drwal shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Fuckwell lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Fuckwell.
A shot to the liver by Fuckwell. Beautiful body shot.
Good shot there by Fuckwell.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Fuckwell. Drwal shrugs it off though.
Fuckwell moves in looking to clinch but Drwal pushes him off.
Drwal swinging wildly here.
Nice body punch from Fuckwell.
Drwal takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Drwal misses with the combination.
Drwal looks to clinch
and Fuckwell counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Drwal in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fuckwell fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Drwal has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Tomasz Drwal is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fuckwell moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Drwal tries to bum rush Fuckwell with a series of wild strikes but Fuckwell uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Drwal is breathing heavily.

Fuckwell has closed the distance and engaged Drwal in a clinch.

Fuckwell breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Drwal tries to clinch up.
Drwal swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fuckwell turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Fuckwell rushes Drwal and presses him up against the cage.
A short uppercut from Fuckwell.
Drwal's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Fuckwell misses with the head strike.
Fuckwell softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Fuckwell lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Fuckwell scores with a nice hook to the head.
Fuckwell wants to break the clinch but can't.
Fuckwell lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Fuckwell throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Drwals head.
Fuckwell unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Drwal! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Fuckwell is unloading with more strikes now! Drwal drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eyeonly Fuckwell!
An intense looking Eyeonly Fuckwell took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Know this brothers, it is our duty to spread islam and rid the world of infidels, this is your duty as a muslim, if it means killing children.... we kill children'.