PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and José Nabijos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nabijos has chosen IF I DIE TONIGHT as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Zoidberg
vs
Nabijos

190 cm
34
222 lbs
32 - 17 - 1

187 cm
32
213 lbs
34 - 7 - 1

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Crippler's Corner
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Convicted Trap House
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, José Nabijos!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Josh West and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to the liver by Nabijos. Beautiful body shot.
Nabijos misses the jab.
Nabijos with a nice cross.

It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Zoidberg connects with a leg kick. Nabijos looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Zoidberg takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Nabijos chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Zoidberg can pounce on him.
Zoidberg pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nabijos lands a jab-cross combination.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zoidberg ducks right into an uppercut from Nabijos.
Zoidberg takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Zoidberg scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Nabijos misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a head kick that misses.
Zoidberg finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Nabijos tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zoidberg was well out of range. Poor timing from Nabijos.
Nabijos throws a hook but Zoidberg blocks it.
Nabijos throws a series of punches but Zoidberg avoids them all with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nabijos tries to land a front kick but Zoidberg steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Nabijos cracks Zoidberg with an open hand slap.
Zoidberg scores with a head kick.
Zoidberg takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Some bone on bone action there as Nabijos checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Nabijos connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Nabijos works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up but Nabijos circles away and keeps his distance.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nabijos throws out a loose jab but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zoidberg tries a head kick but it misses.
Nabijos with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Nabijos uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Zoidberg has time to react.

Zoidberg is rocked!

John Zoidberg's cut is getting worse.
Zoidberg fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Nabijos is out of range.
Nabijos swinging wildly here.
Nabijos thuds a left hand into Zoidberg's body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Zoidberg misses with a low kick.
Nabijos scores with a jab to the body.
Zoidberg takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Zoidberg is breathing heavily.
Nabijos rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Zoidberg moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Nabijos misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nabijos misses with a straight right.
Nabijos pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Nabijos misses with an uppercut.
Nabijos changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nabijos throws a leg kick but Zoidberg sees it coming and moves out of range.
Nabijos connects with a body shot.
Nabijos wants to land a leg kick but Zoidberg is out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Nabijos lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Zoidberg has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Zoidberg and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nabijos throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Zoidberg.
Nabijos swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Nabijos with a hook.
A head kick misses from Nabijos.
Nabijos misses with a kick to the body.
Nabijos thows a body shot but no joy.
Nabijos is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Zoidberg had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but Nabijos is having none of it.
Nabijos tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zoidberg was well out of range. Poor timing from Nabijos.
Good work by Zoidberg as he checks the leg kick.
Nabijos swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Zoidberg ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Zoidberg steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Nabijos.
A good leg kick by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg walks forward, straight into a front kick from Nabijos.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zoidberg takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Nabijos has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Zoidberg.
A head kick misses from Nabijos.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nabijos. Zoidberg does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nabijos misses with a double jab.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Zoidberg.
Nabijos dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Zoidberg attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Nabijos tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Zoidberg is able to avoid easily.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up.
Nabijos lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nice uppercut there from Nabijos.

John Zoidberg's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Nabijos looks to score with a jab to the body but Zoidberg is just out of range.
Zoidberg motions for Nabijos to come forward. Zoidberg throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

José Nabijos dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John Zoidberg's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Zoidberg ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nabijos lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Zoidberg scores with a kick to the body.
Nabijos throws a body kick, spinning off balance

and Zoidberg holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Nabijos has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Nabijos lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Zoidberg or not.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nabijos misses with some punches.
A body shot lands from Nabijos.
Nabijos fails to pull guard.
Nabijos misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Nabijos fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it misses.
Nabijos misses with a punch on the inside.
Nabijos lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Nabijos managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg blocking some punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg has Nabijos pressed against the cage, preventing Nabijos from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Nabijos blocks it.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Nabijos working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Nice elbow from Zoidberg.
A nice right hand lands inside from Nabijos.
Nabijos lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Nabijos lands with a left to the head.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it misses.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow over the top.
Nabijos lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.
Nabijos is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above Nabijos 's eye.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Nabijos's brow.
Nabijos struggles to land a body shot inside as Zoidberg controls his hands.
Nabijos blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nabijos lands a shot to the body.
Nabijos is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Zoidberg pushes off an throws an elbow but Nabijos leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Nabijos working aggressively here.
Nabijos tries to stall but Zoidberg uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Nabijos misses with a punch on the inside.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Nabijos.
Nabijos lands an uppercut.
Nabijos tries to throw a body punch but Zoidberg avoids it by throwing Nabijos back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nabijos avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Zoidberg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Nabijos has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Nabijos.
A nice right hand lands inside from Nabijos.

Jeez, John Zoidberg's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Zoidberg throws an elbow that misses.
Zoidberg looking to throw knees to the head but Nabijos is blocking nicely.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Nabijos blocks it.
Zoidberg blocks a body shot from Nabijos.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the body.
Nabijos works on Zoidberg's body with a couple of short punches.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A right handed body shot lands from Nabijos.

Nabijos drags the fight down to the ground.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Zoidberg trying to control the position from guard on top but Nabijos is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Nabijos is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nabijos might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Zoidberg haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.

José Nabijos has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Nabijos ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Zoidberg throws a head kick but Nabijos moves out of range.
Nabijos scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A jab from Nabijos misses.
Zoidberg on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Nabijos lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Zoidberg at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

José Nabijos showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on John Zoidberg's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Zoidberg takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Nabijos misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nabijos throws out a powerful jab.
Nabijos connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Nabijos lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Nabijos throws a body kick that misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zoidberg moves away from the strike by Nabijos.
Nice cross by Nabijos.
Nabijos feints and then cracks Zoidberg's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Zoidberg down.
Nabijos punishes Zoidberg's body with a nice straight punch.
Nabijos looks to score with a jab to the body but Zoidberg is just out of range.
Zoidberg takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Nabijos sends Zoidberg crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Nabijos is motioning to the referee to let Zoidberg up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Oh Zoidberg is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at John Zoidberg's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). José Nabijos! José Nabijos retains his light heavyweight title!
José Nabijos decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.