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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ichabod Crane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Guybrush Threepwood (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Crane might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to ROCK THE NIGHT. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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220 lbs
8 - 0 - 0 |
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190 cm
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263 lbs
12 - 7 - 0 |
Dangerous GnP
Solid boxing
KO power |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ichabod Crane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Guybrush Threepwood!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Colin Fray and Chris Saunders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Threepwood wants to clinch
and Crane counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Threepwood tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Crane manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Crane thows a body shot but no joy.
Threepwood steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Crane.
Crane ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Threepwood moves away.
Crane looks to throw the jab but Threepwood is out of range.
Crane fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Threepwood manages to avoid it.
Crane misses with a straight left.
Crane tries to keep at a distance but Threepwood has taken the fight into the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Crane's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Threepwood tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Crane tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crane tries to work over Threepwood's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Threepwood prevents a body shot from Crane.
Crane misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Threepwood fails to land.
Crane tries to break free but Threepwood pushes him back against the cage.
Crane lands with a right to the head.
Threepwood blocks an uppercut.
Crane takes a shot to the head.
Crane digs a right hand underneath Threepwood's ribcage. Threepwood let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Threepwood's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Crane scores with a hook to the body.
Threepwood throws a head punch that misses.
Crane misses with a body punch.
Crane working hard to break the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Threepwood lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Crane lands a body shot in the clinch.
Threepwood working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Threepwood scores with a nice hook to the head.
Crane misses with a body punch.
Crane swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crane can't find room to land a body shot as Threepwood controls the action.
Threepwood can't get the takedown.
Crane swings wildly with an uppercut but Threepwood uses good head movement to avoid it.
Crane managing to block the knees to the body from Threepwood.
Crane lands a hook that snaps the head of Threepwood backwards.
A short body shot lands from Threepwood as the two fighters clinch.
Crane throws a punch but it's blocked by Threepwood.
Threepwood tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Threepwood lands a nice uppercut.
Threepwood goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Threepwood doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Crane struggles to land a body shot inside as Threepwood controls his hands.
Crane avoids a wild elbow strike from Threepwood.
Crane struggles to land a body shot inside as Threepwood controls his hands.
Threepwood's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Crane has a couple of punches blocked by Threepwood.
Crane is looking to break free of the clinch but Threepwood has double underhooks.
A head punch on the inside from Threepwood fails to land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Threepwood tries to land knees in the clinch but Crane avoids the damage to the body.
Crane blocks an uppercut.
Crane lands an uppercut.
Threepwood lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Threepwood swings wildly with an uppercut but Crane uses good head movement to avoid it.
Threepwood jumps guard but Crane turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Threepwood works on Crane's body with a couple of short punches.
A frustrated look appears on Crane's face as he tries to break the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Threepwood creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Threepwood tries a knee to the head but Crane blocks it.
Threepwood goes for a takedown in the clinch but Crane prevents it.
Ichabod Crane has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Guybrush Threepwood.
Threepwood working aggressively here.
A body shot lands from Threepwood.
Threepwood tries to work over Crane's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Crane scores with a shot to the side of Threepwood's head.
Crane tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Crane can't find room to land a body shot as Threepwood controls the action.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crane tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Crane misses with a hook to the ribs.
Threepwood goes for a takedown attempt but Crane pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Crane throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Threepwood thows a body shot but no joy.
Crane cracks Threepwood with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Crane throws a big shot that misses.
Threepwood has taken the fight to the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A right hook to the body lands for Threepwood.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Crane.
Crane is trying to force a seperation but Threepwood has the dominant position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Guybrush Threepwood will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Crane throws a hook but Threepwood blocks it.
Threepwood bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Crane tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Threepwood was well out of range. Poor timing from Crane.
The fighters circling - Crane throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Threepwood moves out of range of the strikes.
A jab from Crane misses.
Crane gets tackled into the cage by Threepwood. Threepwood maintains the clinch.
Guybrush Threepwood seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Threepwood misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Crane.
Threepwood swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Crane lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Threepwood tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Threepwood blocking some punches.
Threepwood blocking some punches.
A short right from Threepwood.
Crane lands a shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Threepwood makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Threepwood lands a left hand.
Crane is rocked!
A hook to the body from Threepwood.
Crane is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Threepwood lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Crane to his knees! Threepwood keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Guybrush Threepwood!
Guybrush Threepwood seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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