PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Usain Watts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gareth Bale (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Watts comes to the cage accompanied by 9000 Watts. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Gareth Bale was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Watts
vs
Bale

185 cm
35
194 lbs
33 - 16 - 0

185 cm
28
195 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Usain Watts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gareth Bale!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Chris Downing and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bale tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Watts was well out of range. Poor timing from Bale.
A shot to the liver by Watts. Beautiful body shot.
Bale fails with a takedown attempt.
Bale swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Watts counters with a good, hard body kick but Bale shrugs it off.
Watts throws a series of strikes that have Bale backpedaling.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A punch combination from Bale misses.
Watts tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bale paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Watts tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bale throws a right hand that misses
and Watts counters with a nice body shot.

Oooooh!!! Watts has knocked Bale down with a huge combo! Watts steps away and waves a wobbly Bale back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Bale is rocked!
Watts slips a jab from Bale.
Bale is still on wobbly legs! Can Watts finish him?
Bale throws a leg kick
and Watts counters with a leg kick.
Bale looks winded!
Bale with a poor takedown
and Watts counters with an outside leg kick.
Watts drops Bale with a big left hand! Bale is injured, injured bad! Watts jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Usain Watts!
A very excited looking Usain Watts rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.