PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Emilio Viagra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ivan Milat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Viagra's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, do it. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Viagra
vs
Milat

176 cm
32
165 lbs
24 - 12 - 1

187 cm
27
175 lbs
19 - 11 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 12 - 1, fighting out of London, Emilio Viagra!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Ivan Milat!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Colin Fotheringham and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Milat moves out of range of the strikes.
Milat keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

It looks like Emilio Viagra has been cut.
Milat misses with a head kick.
Viagra displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Milat throws out the jab.
Viagra throws a hook but Milat avoids it easily.
Milat throws a head kick that misses.
Viagra fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Milat avoids it really well and circles away.

Milat gets tackled into the cage by Viagra. Viagra maintains the clinch.
Milat holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Viagra.
Nice body punch from Milat.
Viagra managing to block the knees to the body from Milat.
Milat digs a right hand into Viagra's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Viagra's gas tank.
Viagra taking a breather.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Viagra wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Milat has him pressed against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Viagra is leaning against Milat and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Milat fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Milat misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Milat just leaning against Viagra, taking a breather.
Milat lands an elbow inside that Viagra shrugs off.
Milat looking to slow down the pace here.
Viagra lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Milat backwards.
Milat wants to get back to striking at distance but Viagra won't allow it.
Milat has Viagra pressed against the cage.
Milat tries to land knees in the clinch but Viagra avoids the damage to the body.
Milat keeps control of Viagra as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Milat lands an uppercut.
Viagra tries to throw a body punch but Milat avoids it by throwing Viagra back against the cage.
Viagra lands a nice shot to the body.
Viagra lands a shoulder strike.

Milat escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Milat misses with a straight left.
Milat looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Some wild striking there from Milat.

Viagra has taken the fight to the clinch.
Viagra content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Viagra working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Viagra.
A head punch on the inside from Viagra fails to land.
Milat missing with knees to the body.
Viagra managing to block the knees to the body from Milat.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Viagra.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Viagra swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Viagra leaning against his opponent.

Viagra pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Ivan Milat is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Viagra misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Viagra misses with the body kick

and Milat counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Milat.
Viagra blocks an elbow strike.
Viagra slows down the pace here.
Milat lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Milat takes a shot to the head.
Viagra managing to block the knees to the body from Milat.
Milat throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Milat tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Viagra takes a shot to the head.
Milat has Viagra pressed against the cage.
Viagra misses with a hook from the clinch.
Viagra lands a hook that snaps the head of Milat backwards.
Milat trying to land knees to the body.
Milat is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Viagra is defending well for now.
Milat misses with a punch on the inside.
Viagra misses with some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Milat lands with a right to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Milat misses with a hook to the ribs.
Viagra misses with some punches.
Milat misses with a punch on the inside.
Milat fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters up against the cage, Milat throws an elbow but misses.
Viagra wants to stall.
Milat scores with a shot to the side of Viagra's head.
Milat lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Milat misses with a hook to the ribs.
Viagra on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Milat blocks a body shot from Viagra.
Viagra doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Viagra misses with a punch on the inside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Milat misses with a hook to the ribs.
Milat tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Viagra's elbow.
Viagra tries to work over Milat's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

Milat breaks the clinch.

Viagra drives through and clinches with Milat against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ivan Milat will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Emilio Viagra's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Viagra swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Viagra moves out of range as Milat throws a body kick.
Viagra moves out of range as Milat throws a body kick.
Viagra throws a head kick but Milat moves out of range.
Milat throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Milat scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Milat moves away from the strike by Viagra.
Milat takes a swing at Viagra's ribcage but misses.
Milat is looking to land body kicks.
Viagra keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Milat misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Milat misses the target.
Milat throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Viagra holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Milat lands a nice elbow.

Viagra breaks the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Milat closes the distance and clinches.
Viagra can't break the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Viagra.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Milat.
Milat is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Viagra throws a punch but it's blocked by Milat.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Viagra.
Ivan Milat seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A hook to the body from Milat.
Milat pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Milat tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Milat blocking some punches.
Viagra managing to block the knees to the body from Milat.

Milat pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Milat throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Viagra throws a head kick that Milat semi-blocks.
Milat swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Viagra throws a lazy head kick
and Milat counters with a head kick. That will keep Viagra thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Milat misses with a head kick.
Viagra throws a quick inside leg kick.
Viagra connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Nice jab there from Milat.
Viagra bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Milat's head backwards.
Viagra throws a low kick, looking for Milat's leg but Milat calmly moves out of range.
Viagra on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Milat connects with a crisp jab.
Milat misses with the combination.
Milat checks a low kick from Viagra.
Milat ducks under a wild hook from Viagra.
Ivan Milat is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Viagra shoots in but Milat avoids the takedown attempt easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Viagra avoids the head kick by Milat.
Viagra closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Milat connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Viagra looks to land a left hand but Milat moved out of range nicely.
Milat tries a low kick but Viagra avoids it.
Viagra gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Milat.
Milat will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Milat misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Viagra.
Milat throws a series of punches but Viagra moves out of range.
Milat throws a right and a left that Viagra avoids nicely.
Milat moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

Viagra closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Viagra lands in his opponent's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Viagra passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Viagra creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Viagra cracks Milat with a big right hand but Milat just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Viagra looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Milat is avoiding damage well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Milat parries the strikes from Viagra easily there. Viagra is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Milat to escape.
Viagra throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Milat is not content to let Viagra control the position.
Milat is looking for a sweep.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Emilio Viagra will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Emilio Viagra's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Milat moves out of range of the strikes.
Viagra connects with a looping right hand.
Milat connects with a body shot that sends Viagra's belly button to the back.
Some wild striking there from Milat.
Viagra ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Viagra is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Ivan Milat seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Viagra blocks a head kick by Milat.
Viagra tries for a takedown but Milat sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

Viagra shoots in and bounces Milat off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Viagra trying to control the position from guard on top but Milat is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Viagra throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Viagra connects with a couple of short punches.
Viagra preventing the sweep.
Milat wants to get back to his feet but Viagra is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Milat keeping full guard, as Viagra tries to pass.
Milat wants to get back to his feet but Viagra is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Viagra is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Viagra tries to stand but Milat is controlling from the bottom.
Viagra might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Viagra throwing strikes but missing.
Milat utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Viagra in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Milat utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Viagra stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Milat swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Viagra prevents Milat from getting back to his feet.
Viagra trying to control the position from guard on top but Milat is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Viagra throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Milat keeping moving, preventing Viagra from controlling successfully.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Viagra accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Milat keeping moving, preventing Viagra from controlling successfully.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Viagra scoring with some ground and pound.
Viagra distracts Milat with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Viagra postures up.
Viagra stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Milat swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Viagra accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Viagra throws an elbow that misses. Milat uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Viagra's guard. Nice move by Milat!

Viagra working for submissions but it's allowed Milat to get to half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. Viagra manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Viagra is on top in guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Viagra working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Viagra has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Milat is proving hard to escape from.
Viagra tries to free his leg and advance position but Milat is retaining full guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Emilio Viagra showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Viagra has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 29:28
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 29:28
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Emilio Viagra!