PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bob Chong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chong comes into the arena with I SHOT THE SHERIFF blaring out of the sound system. Sheen has chosen Winning! - Charlie Sheen as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Chong
vs
Sheen

187 cm
30
228 lbs
27 - 8 - 0

200 cm
25
266 lbs
16 - 5 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Convicted Trap House
Conviction

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bob Chong!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Charlie Sheen!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Trevor Gratis and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chong slips under a jab.
Chong connects with a body shot that sends Sheen's belly button to the back.
Sheen misses with a two punch combination.
Sheen avoids a kick to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Chong, right into the meat.
Bob Chong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chong scores with a jab to the jaw.

It looks like Charlie Sheen has been cut.
Crunch! Chong slams his shin into Sheen's torso.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sheen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chong manages to avoid it.
Chong looks to land a body kick but Sheen moved away.
A telegraphed right hand from Sheen misses the target.
Chong connects with a body shot.
Chong attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Sheen throws a body punch but Chong moves out of range.

Sheen gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Chong postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Chong throwing strikes from guard but Sheen blocks nicely.
Chong tries to free his leg and advance position but Sheen is retaining full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chong postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sheen controlling Chong's posture.
Chong scoring with punches to the head and body.
Chong is in close to Sheen's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Chong trying to control the position from guard on top but Sheen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Sheen looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Sheen looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Chong with a flurry of punches that miss.
Chong is fighting to break Sheen's control of his arms but Sheen is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Jab from Sheen.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sheen scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Chong lands a nice hook to Sheen's body. Sheen takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Chong is looking to land body kicks.
Chong tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Chong shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Sheen eats them both and turns towards Chong to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Sheen stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Sheen wants it to stay on the feet.
Chong throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Chong uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sheen.
Chong moves to clinch but Sheen breaks away
and Sheen counters with a straight right hand.
Sheen on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Chong misses with the body kick
and Sheen counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Sheen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Chong fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen moves out of range of the body kick.
Chong avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Sheen throws a right and a left that Chong avoids nicely.
Sheen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Chong.
Nice uppercut lands for Sheen. That snapped Chong's head back.
Chong keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Sheen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chong.
Sheen with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Chong avoids the body shot from Sheen.
Chong digs a good body shot into Sheen's ribs.
Chong dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chong misses with a body kick.
Chong throws a series of strikes that have Sheen backpedaling.
Sheen misses with a wild body shot.
Chong moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Chong forces Sheen back against the cage and clinches.
Chong using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Sheen has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Sheen trying to stall but Chong improves his position.
Chong throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Sheen blocks it with crossed arms.
Sheen misses with a hook to the ribs.
Chong misses with a body punch.
Chong using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Sheen has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Sheen misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sheen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Chong tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Chong looking for a takedown.
Chong tries to work over Sheen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chong prevents a body shot from Sheen.
Chong landing knees to the body.
Sheen is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Chong is defending well for now.
Chong scores with a nice hook to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bob Chong dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Charlie Sheen's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Chong misses with a body shot.
Sheen throws a body punch but Chong moves out of range.

Chong moves into the clinch successfully.
Sheen with a knee to the head.

It looks like Bob Chong has been cut.
Chong stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Sheen slowing the pace effectively.
Chong is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Chong doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Sheen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Sheen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sheen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Chong sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Chong connects with a solid leg kick.
An inside leg kick from Sheen misses.
Chong throws a nice inside leg kick.
Sheen is breathing heavily.
Sheen misses with a looping right.
Sheen walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Chong.
Chong throws a hook but Sheen blocks it.
Sheen tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Chong here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Chong lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Chong scores with a jab to the body.
Sheen takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Sheen showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Chong.

Chong fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Sheen sprawls well initially but Chong persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chong trying to control the action but Sheen is working from the bottom.
Sheen wants to control but Chong is keeping busy.
Sheen is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Chong scores with a couple of nice shots.
Chong thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Sheen's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chong wants to lay and pray for a moment but Sheen keeps working.
Chong passes the guard and advances to mount!
Sheen can't escape the position.
Sheen wants to control but Chong is having none of it.
Chong breaks from Sheen's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Sheen tries to hold on but Chong pushes him away.
Chong dominating with strikes here.
Sheen tries to lock up and control but Chong gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Sheen is looking to get to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chong raining down shots from the mount!
Chong cracks Sheen with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Sheen reaches up and holds on to Chong to control the position.
Chong in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.

That has opened up Charlie Sheen's cut even more.
Chong dominating with strikes here.

The cut above Charlie Sheen's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Charlie Sheen's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Bob Chong!
Bob Chong is the new heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking Bob Chong thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.