PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Caco Antibes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Guybrush Threepwood (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Antibes's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Liquor store blues - Bruno mars ft. Damian Marley. Guybrush Threepwood has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Antibes
vs
Threepwood

188 cm
28
215 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

190 cm
27
263 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Caco Antibes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Guybrush Threepwood!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Ryoma Takatsuka and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Antibes swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Threepwood moves out of range of the leg kick from Antibes.
Antibes misses with a series of wild punches.
Threepwood slips a jab and a cross from Antibes.
Antibes throws a nice looking combination but Threepwood bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Antibes throws a right and a left that both miss.
No joy there for Antibes, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Antibes swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Threepwood.
Threepwood throws a push kick but Antibes slaps the foot to one side.
Threepwood dodges the punch combination from Antibes.
Antibes throws a left and a right that both miss
and Threepwood counters with a thumping low kick.

Threepwood gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A frustrated look appears on Antibes's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Antibes blocks an uppercut.
Antibes working hard to break the clinch.
Antibes has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Threepwood lands with a right to the head.
Threepwood scores with a knee to the head.

It looks like Caco Antibes has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Antibes is trying to break free.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Threepwood lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Antibes is breathing heavily.
A frustrated look appears on Antibes's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Threepwood is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Antibes is defending well.

Antibes breaks from the clinch.
Antibes throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Threepwood.
Threepwood tries to clinch up but Antibes circles away and keeps his distance.
Threepwood showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Antibes.
Antibes throws a series of punches but Threepwood avoids them all with ease.
Antibes takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Antibes misses with a head kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Threepwood moves into the clinch.
Threepwood pushes Antibes back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Antibes wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Threepwood throws a knee to the head but misses.
Threepwood drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Antibes tries to circle away but Threepwood has him pinned against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Antibes's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Threepwood tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Antibes manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Antibes throws a series of punches but Threepwood moves out of range.
Antibes thows a leg kick but Threepwood checks it
and Threepwood counters with a nice low kick that buckles Antibes's knee momentarily.
Antibes fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Threepwood wants to clinch up but Antibes keeps it at a distance.
Antibes throws a combination that misses

and Threepwood counters with a crisp right hand that drops Antibes! Threepwood lets Antibes back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Antibes is rocked!
Antibes swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Threepwood counters by clinching up.
Oh Antibes is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Knees to the body from Threepwood.
Threepwood is working Antibes over against the cage.
Threepwood presses Antibes against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Antibes seems to have got his legs back now.
Antibes takes a knee right on the jaw!
Threepwood gets through Antibes's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Threepwood works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Threepwood lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Antibes backwards.
Threepwood tries for a takedown. No joy.
Caco Antibes has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Guybrush Threepwood.

Threepwood jumps guard.
Antibes is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Threepwood throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Threepwood has a closed guard, preventing Antibes from standing up.
Threepwood is trying to hold Antibes in close to prevent damage but Antibes has managed to pass into half guard.
Antibes wants to stand up but Threepwood has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Threepwood is trying to control but can't.
Threepwood controlling the position well.
Threepwood trying to control here.

Antibes stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Antibes misses with the combination.
Antibes misses with a combination

and Threepwood counters by clinching up.
A short right from Threepwood.

Caco Antibes's cut is getting worse.
Threepwood doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Antibes is trying to force a seperation but Threepwood has the dominant position.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Threepwood.
Threepwood tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Antibes prevents the takedown attempt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Threepwood is trying to drag Antibes to the mat but Antibes just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Antibes working hard to break the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Threepwood lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Antibes is trying to break free.

Antibes breaks the clinch.
Antibes misses with a wild combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Guybrush Threepwood dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Caco Antibes's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Jab, jab by Antibes - just one landing.
Antibes tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Antibes keeps the fight on the outside.
Antibes stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Threepwood.
Antibes tries to bum rush Threepwood with a series of wild strikes but Threepwood uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Threepwood slips a jab and a cross from Antibes.
Threepwood blocks a jab.
Caco Antibes is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Threepwood slips a jab and a cross from Antibes.
Caco Antibes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Threepwood misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Threepwood is looking to clinch.
Guybrush Threepwood seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Antibes fails to land with a series of punches.
Threepwood tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Antibes paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Antibes keeps the fight on the outside.
Antibes throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Antibes swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Threepwood counters with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Threepwood fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

Threepwood lands a big head kick that sends Antibes tumbling to the mat! Threepwood takes a step backwards and waves Antibes back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Threepwood tries to clinch but Antibes moves out of range.
Threepwood throws a sloppy head kick and Antibes moves out of range easily.
Threepwood is looking to clinch.
Antibes displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Threepwood lands a jab.
Threepwood is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Antibes misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A combination from Antibes does no damage.
Antibes throws a series of punches but Threepwood moves out of range.
Antibes circles away from the clinch attempt.
Antibes fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Antibes throws a right hand that Threepwood ducks under and follows up with a left that Threepwood also avoids with ease.
Threepwood wants to clinch up but Antibes keeps it at a distance.
Antibes throws a right hand that Threepwood ducks under and follows up with a left that Threepwood also avoids with ease.
Threepwood moves in looking to clinch but Antibes pushes him off.
Antibes throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Threepwood.
Antibes throws a low kick but it's checked well by Threepwood.
Antibes is looking to chop away at Threepwood's legs.
Threepwood tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Antibes manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Threepwood is looking to clinch but Antibes is avoiding it.
Antibes lands with a thumping leg kick.
A combination from Antibes does no damage.
Threepwood tries to close the distance and clinch but Antibes swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Threepwood doesn't manage to clinch there - Antibes circles away.
Antibes lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Antibes swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Threepwood counters by clinching up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Antibes wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Threepwood lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Antibes blocks an uppercut.
Threepwood working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Caco Antibes's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Antibes wants to get back to striking at distance but Threepwood won't allow it.
Antibes wants to break free but Threepwood has control.
A short left from Threepwood.
Guybrush Threepwood seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Threepwood wants a takedown but no success here.
Threepwood misses with an elbow over the top.
Antibes is trying to break the clinch but Threepwood has him pressed against the cage.
Threepwood misses with a hook to the ribs.
Antibes wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Threepwood goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Threepwood tries a body shot but Antibes blocks it.
Antibes tries to break free but Threepwood pushes him back against the cage.

Antibes breaks from the clinch.
Antibes falls off balance throwing a combination

and Threepwood moves into the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Threepwood.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Antibes is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Threepwood tries to score a body lock takedown but Antibes shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Threepwood lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Antibes pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Threepwood is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Antibes.
Threepwood tries to clinch there but Antibes circles away.
Antibes throws a series of punches but Threepwood avoids them all with ease.
Threepwood tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Antibes paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Antibes fails to land with a series of punches.

Threepwood closes the distance and clinches.
Threepwood lands with a short shot to the head.
Antibes is trying to force a seperation but Threepwood has the dominant position.
Threepwood has Antibes pressed against the cage, preventing Antibes from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Threepwood misses with some punches.
Threepwood lands a body shot in the clinch.
Antibes wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Threepwood lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Threepwood gets through Antibes's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Guybrush Threepwood showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Caco Antibes's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Threepwood closes the distance and clinches.
Antibes is trying to break the clinch but Threepwood is controlling him.
Antibes wants to get back to striking at distance but Threepwood won't allow it.
Threepwood goes for a takedown in the clinch but Antibes prevents it.
Threepwood tries a knee to the head but Antibes blocks it.
A left hand lands to the body for Threepwood.
Threepwood tries a body shot but Antibes blocks it.

Antibes manages to break the clinch.
Threepwood has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Antibes finds it's way round the side to connect with Threepwood's head.

Threepwood lands a big head kick that sends Antibes tumbling to the mat! Threepwood takes a step backwards and waves Antibes back to his feet - he wants the finish!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Antibes swinging wildly here.
Antibes swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Threepwood closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Antibes tries to break the clinch but Threepwood is controlling the position.
Antibes is trying to break free.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Threepwood lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Threepwood throws a head punch that misses.
Antibes is trying to push Threepwood away but Threepwood has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Antibes blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Threepwood tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Threepwood tries to throw a body punch but Antibes avoids it by throwing Threepwood back against the cage.
Antibes blocking some punches.

Antibes breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Antibes fails to land with a series of punches.
Jab from Threepwood.
Antibes drops his hands momentarily and Threepwood needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Antibes just on the top of the head. Antibes drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Antibes - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Guybrush Threepwood!
During a confident post fight interview, Guybrush Threepwood thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.