PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Elvis Frost (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is All Within My Hands. Frost has chosen ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Cartman
vs
Frost

199 cm
26
283 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

188 cm
27
227 lbs
15 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

ADCC Champion
World class MT
Granite chin

Vandal Fight Boutique & Laundry

Conviction
Convicted Trap House

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Elvis Frost!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Phil Schofield and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Frost takes a swing at Cartman's ribcage but misses.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Frost swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Frost thuds his right hand into Cartman's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

Cartman has closed the distance and engaged Frost in a clinch.
Cartman scores with a hook to the body.
Frost blocking some punches.
Frost connects with a nasty looking knee right to Cartman's face.
Frost lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Cartman lands a right hand that snaps the head of Frost backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cartman.
Frost connects with a nasty looking knee right to Cartman's face.
Frost jumps guard but Cartman stands there with Frost around his waist. Frost gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Frost.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Frost blocking some punches.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Frost utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Cartman digs a right hand underneath Frost's ribcage. Frost let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Cartman lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Cartman breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Frost takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Cartman is looking to clinch but Frost is avoiding it.
Cartman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cartman avoids a kick to the body.
Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartman tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Frost manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Frost misses the shot to the body.
Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Cartman connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Frost's hands.

Cartman has managed to clinch.
Frost works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Frost fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Cartman is trying to force a seperation but Frost has the dominant position.
Frost blocks an uppercut.
Frost can't find room to land a body shot as Cartman controls the action.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cartman throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Frost lands a body punch.
Frost using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Cartman has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Frost lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Cartman tries to stall but Frost uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Frost lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Frost takes a shot to the head.
Frost misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Frost avoids the elbow strike from Cartman, against the cage.
Frost taking a breather.
Frost goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cartman lands a damaging elbow.
Frost scores with a shot to the side of Cartman's head.
Cartman is trying to break free.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Frost just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cartman's brow.
Frost tries to land a knee to the head but Cartman blocks with his arms.
Frost jumps guard but Cartman stands there with Frost around his waist. Frost gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Eric Cartman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Elvis Frost.
Frost misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Frost keeps control of Cartman as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Frost tries to pull guard but Cartman holds him up against the cage and eventually Frost drops back down to his feet.
Stalling in the clinch from Frost.

Cartman pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Frost circles away.
Frost avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Frost connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Cartman momentarily.
Cartman takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Frost throws a body punch but Cartman moves out of range.
Frost connects with the punch.
Frost swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
Frost jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A swing and a miss from Frost.
Frost keeps the fight on the outside.

Frost moves into the clinch successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Cartman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Frost.
Cartman lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Cartman uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Frost has time to react.
Cartman on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Cartman wants to clinch up but Frost keeps it at a distance.
Frost keeps the fight on the outside.
Frost throws a sloppy head kick and Cartman moves out of range easily.
An inside leg kick lands from Frost.
Frost tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cartman was well out of range. Poor timing from Frost.
Cartman showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Frost.
Nice uppercut lands for Frost. That snapped Cartman's head back.
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Frost pushes him off.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Frost punishes Cartman's body with a nice straight punch.
Cartman wants to clinch.
Frost uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cartman.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Elvis Frost will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Cartman is looking to clinch.
Frost misses with a body kick.
Cartman blocks the body kick.
A shot to the liver by Frost. Beautiful body shot.
Cartman wants to clinch but Frost slips to the side
and Frost counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Frost pushes him off.
Frost misses with a low kick.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch but Frost swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Frost ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cartman moves away.
Cartman closes the distance looking to clinch
and Frost counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Cartman closes the distance and clinches.
Frost scores with a shot to the side of Cartman's head.
Cartman lands a left hand that snaps the head of Frost backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice body punch from Frost - that landed with a thud.
Frost gets through Cartman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Frost obliges.
Knees in the clinch landing for Frost.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Frost lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Frost lands a left hand that snaps the head of Cartman backwards.
Frost lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Cartman.
Frost scores with a knee to the head.
Frost is pushing Cartman up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A shot in the inside from Frost.

Cartman is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Frost lands a knee to the head.
Oh Cartman is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Frost makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Frost lands a nice shot to the body.
Frost pushes Cartman against the cage. Frost is working some dirty boxing. Frost pushes off with a quick right hook! Cartman goes down! Cartman tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Frost moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Elvis Frost! Elvis Frost retains his heavyweight title!
Our winner, Elvis Frost, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.