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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Santa Schwein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adolf Jonsen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schwein comes into the arena with Mama said knock you out - LL Cool J blaring out of the sound system. Adolf Jonsen will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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197 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Santa Schwein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
22 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Adolf Jonsen!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Colin Fotheringham and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jonsen misses with a low kick as Schwein jumps back.
Schwein thuds a left hand into Jonsen's body.
Schwein scores with a shot to the body.
Schwein ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jonsen moves away.
Schwein misses with a straight right.
The fighters circling - Jonsen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Schwein throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Schwein looks to land a combination but Jonsen avoids it well.
Jonsen on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Schwein misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Schwein moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Schwein misses with a two punch combination.
Schwein lands a right hook to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schwein moves into the clinch successfully.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jonsen.
Schwein misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jonsen blocking some punches.
Schwein tries to work over Jonsen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Schwein prevents Jonsen from breaking the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Schwein fails to land.
Jonsen lands a knee to the body.
Schwein fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Schwein.
Jonsen scores with a shoulder strike.
Jonsen lands a knee to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Schwein.
Schwein struggles to land a body shot inside as Jonsen controls his hands.
Schwein avoiding damage as Jonsen throws knees to the body.
A shot in the inside from Jonsen.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Schwein swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jonsen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Schwein throws a punch but it's blocked by Jonsen.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Schwein.
Jonsen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Good body shot from Jonsen.
Schwein takes a knee to the side of the body.
A short right from Jonsen.
Schwein lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jonsen.
Jonsen tries a knee to the head but Schwein blocks it.
Jonsen lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Schwein doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Schwein misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jonsen lands with a short shot to the head.
Schwein doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Schwein blocks a body shot from Jonsen.
Schwein looking to stall.
Schwein tries to throw a body punch but Jonsen avoids it by throwing Schwein back against the cage.
Schwein lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Jonsen misses with a knee strike.
Schwein tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Schwein stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jonsen tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Jonsen tries to land knees in the clinch but Schwein avoids the damage to the body.
Schwein blocks the elbow strike.
Schwein throws a head punch that misses.
Jonsen connects with a knee to the head.
Jonsen lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Schwein backwards.
Jonsen can't find room to land a body shot as Schwein controls the action.
Schwein tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jonsen's elbow.
Jonsen struggles to land a body shot inside as Schwein controls his hands.
Jonsen throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Schwein blocks it with crossed arms.
Schwein lands with a left to the head.
Schwein misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jonsen tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Schwein avoids it.
Schwein misses with a body punch.
Jonsen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Schwein's elbow.
Jonsen tries to circle away but Schwein has him pinned against the cage.
Schwein throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Schwein lands a shoulder strike.
Jonsen blocks an uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jonsen wants to break free but Schwein has control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Schwein lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jonsen backwards.
Jonsen lands a nice uppercut.
Schwein lands a hook that snaps the head of Jonsen backwards.
Jonsen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jonsen pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Schwein digs a right hand underneath Jonsen's ribcage. Jonsen let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Jonsen looks winded!
Jonsen misses with a knee strike.
Schwein struggles to land a body shot inside as Jonsen controls his hands.
Jonsen is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jonsen just misses with a elbow thrown towards Schwein's brow.
Schwein lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jonsen.
Schwein lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jonsen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jonsen is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Schwein is defending well for now.
Jonsen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Schwein lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jonsen backwards.
Schwein tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Schwein misses with some punches.
Schwein fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jonsen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Schwein's elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Santa Schwein dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Schwein connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Schwein misses with a body shot.
Schwein swings away with a body shot that misses
and Jonsen counters with a nice low kick that buckles Schwein's knee momentarily.
Jonsen takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Schwein will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Schwein pivots, looking for a leg kick but Jonsen is out of range and Schwein settles back down.
Jonsen rushes Schwein and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Schwein tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jonsen's elbow.
Schwein lands a right hand.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Jonsen.
Jonsen looks to throw an elbow but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jonsen misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Schwein.
Jonsen unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Jonsen tries a body shot but Schwein blocks it.
A right hook to the body lands for Jonsen.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jonsen.
Schwein swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jonsen connects with a nasty looking knee right to Schwein's face.
Schwein misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jonsen missing with knees to the body.
Schwein misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Schwein can't find room to land a body shot as Jonsen controls the action.
Nice body punch from Schwein - that landed with a thud.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Schwein scores with a shoulder strike.
Schwein throws a punch but it's blocked by Jonsen.
Jonsen using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Jonsen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jonsen swats away the attempt to clinch by Schwein.
Schwein is looking to wear down Jonsen with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Schwein throws a right and a left that Jonsen avoids nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schwein throws a series of punches but Jonsen avoids them all with ease.
Schwein throws a series of punches but Jonsen moves out of range.
Jonsen bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nice body punch from Schwein.
Schwein fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Schwein throws a hook but Jonsen avoids it easily.
Schwein tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jonsen was well out of range. Poor timing from Schwein.
Schwein connects with a looping right hand.
Schwein throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schwein swinging wildly here.
Schwein is looking to clinch but Jonsen is avoiding it.
Schwein tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Jonsen connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Santa Schwein seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jonsen blocks a jab.
Schwein throws the left hand but Jonsen avoids the punch easily.
Jonsen avoids the head kick by Schwein.
Jonsen on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Schwein blocks a leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schwein throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jonsen gets tackled into the cage by Schwein. Schwein maintains the clinch.
Schwein misses with a hook from the clinch.
Schwein misses with the head strike.
A right hook to the body lands for Schwein.
Jonsen working Schwein over with knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schwein can't find room to land a body shot as Jonsen controls the action.
Jonsen prevents a body shot from Schwein.
Jonsen lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Schwein misses with a punch to the body.
Jonsen missing with knees to the body.
Schwein taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Schwein working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Jonsen lands a body shot in the clinch.
Schwein throws a head punch that misses.
Schwein misses with a shot to the kidneys.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Santa Schwein dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Schwein doesn't manage to clinch there - Jonsen circles away.
Schwein throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jonsen counters with a two punch combo.
Schwein works Jonsen's body with a nice hook.
Jonsen ducks under a wild hook from Schwein.
Schwein takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Schwein misses with a right hand
and Jonsen counters with a nice uppercut.
Jonsen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schwein.
Jonsen moves into range and clinches up with Schwein.
Jonsen tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Jonsen landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jonsen throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Jonsen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Schwein closes the distance looking to clinch
and Jonsen counters with a flying knee. Nice.
That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Schwein, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A head kick misses from Jonsen.
Schwein with a jab.
Jonsen tries to move into range but Schwein moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Jonsen scores with a punch to the head.
Schwein misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Schwein tries a low kick but Jonsen avoids it.
Schwein misses with a shot to the body
and Jonsen counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schwein takes a swing at Jonsen's ribcage but misses.
Schwein chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jonsen can pounce on him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Schwein takes a swing at Jonsen's ribcage but misses.
A slow jab from Schwein misses its intended target.
Jonsen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Schwein.
Jonsen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Santa Schwein is winning the standup battle so far.
Jonsen lands a leg kick that knocks Schwein off balance momentarily.
Jonsen keeps the fight on the outside.
A big left from Schwein misses.
Jonsen throws a nice outside leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schwein avoids the head kick by Jonsen.
Jonsen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Schwein waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jonsen.
Jonsen lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Schwein checks a leg kick.
Schwein lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Jonsen backs up against the cage.
Schwein misses with a leg kick.
A head kick by Schwein misses
and Jonsen counters with an inside leg kick.
Schwein throws a lazy right hand but Jonsen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Adolf Jonsen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Santa Schwein is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jonsen looks to land a right hand but Schwein moved out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schwein punishes Jonsen's body with a nice straight punch.
Jonsen drops his hands momentarily and Schwein takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Jonsen lands a jab to the head.
Schwein ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jonsen moves away.
Schwein misses with a looping right.
Schwein lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jonsen throws a front kick aimed at Schwein's knee but Schwein avoids it well.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jonsen throws out a loose jab but Schwein uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jonsen looks to land a combination but Schwein avoids it well.
Schwein moves into range and connects with a jab.
And that's the end of the fight!
Adolf Jonsen comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Schwein has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 29:28
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 29:28
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Santa Schwein!
A relieved looking Santa Schwein thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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