PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Velli Kulho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Danny Hastings (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kulho comes to the cage accompanied by My Bitches Working Out!. Velli Kulho could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Danny Hastings's chin.

Kulho
vs
Hastings

168 cm
19
143 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

170 cm
19
142 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Perkele!
Fighters First Nutrition Amsterdam 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Velli Kulho!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Danny Hastings!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Daniel Cesar and Luis Engracia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hastings lands a nice looking body shot.
Kulho rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hastings counters with a nice uppercut.
Hastings takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Kulho throws a big shot that misses.
Kulho throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hastings sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kulho steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hastings.
Hastings dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Hastings misses with a wild combination.
Kulho scores with a jab. Hastings acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Hastings throws a lazy right hand but Kulho sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hastings jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kulho moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Kulho lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Hastings backs up against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hastings throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kulho avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A jab from Hastings misses.
Hastings's corner calls for a 1-2. Hastings obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Kulho misses with a wild body shot.
Hastings throws a body punch but Kulho moves out of range.
Velli Kulho seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab from Hastings finds it's way through Kulho's defenses.
Kulho slips under a jab from Hastings.

Kulho forces Hastings back against the cage and clinches.
Kulho blocks a body shot from Hastings.
Kulho blocking some punches.
Kulho is working Hastings over against the cage.
Kulho scores with a shoulder strike.
Kulho stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Kulho keeps control of Hastings as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Kulho.
Hastings wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kulho lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kulho digs a right hand into Hastings's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Hastings's gas tank.
Hastings is trying to break the clinch but Kulho has him pressed against the cage.
Kulho lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hastings tries to circle away but Kulho has him pinned against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kulho creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Hastings wants to break the clinch but can't.
Hastings is looking to break free of the clinch but Kulho has double underhooks.
A nice right hand lands inside from Kulho.
Kulho lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Hastings is rocked!
Kulho lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hastings backwards.
Hastings is still on wobbly legs! Can Kulho finish him?
Hastings looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Still in the clinch, Kulho scores with a nice short uppercut.
Hastings is looking to break free of the clinch but Kulho has double underhooks.
Hastings takes a shot to the head.
Kulho works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Hastings tries to break free but Kulho pushes him back against the cage.
Kulho lands a hook that snaps the head of Hastings backwards.
Kulho is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Hastings is trying to break the clinch but Kulho is controlling him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hastings is trying to push Kulho away but Kulho has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Kulho blocking some punches.
Hastings is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Kulho lands a right hand.
Kulho dips a shoulder and cracks Hastings with a mighty uppercut! Hastings falls back against the cage and Kulho unloads with a barrage of strikes! Hastings is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Kulho screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Velli Kulho!
Our winner, Velli Kulho, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.