PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jurmas Uusisto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uusisto comes to the cage accompanied by System Of A Down - B.Y.O.B.. Fatherfockerusus has chosen Born to be wild by Steppenwolf as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!

Uusisto
vs
Fatherfockerusus

177 cm
27
178 lbs
18 - 8 - 1

186 cm
31
183 lbs
23 - 9 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Jurmas Uusisto!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Richard Clark and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice body punch from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a jab. Uusisto acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Fatherfockerusus dodges the punch combination from Uusisto.
Uusisto keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Uusisto moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Uusisto blocks a head kick by Fatherfockerusus.
A jab from Uusisto misses.
Fatherfockerusus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Uusisto.
Uusisto looks to score with a jab to the body but Fatherfockerusus is just out of range.
Uusisto tries for a takedown but Fatherfockerusus circles away easily
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a head kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Fatherfockerusus fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Uusisto, pushing him back against the cage.

Fatherfockerusus gets control of Uusisto's arms and successfully pulls guard. Fatherfockerusus will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Uusisto looking to pass the guard.

Fatherfockerusus working for a triangle but Uusisto defends it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uusisto stands and throws Fatherfockerusus's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Uusisto staying calm.
Fatherfockerusus looking for a sweep but Uusisto has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Uusisto is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Uusisto with a couple of short strikes.
Fatherfockerusus is in all sorts of trouble here.
Uusisto with shots to the head and body - Fatherfockerusus looks very uncomfortable down there.
Uusisto has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fatherfockerusus avoids a series of strikes thrown by Uusisto.
Uusisto with a couple of short strikes.

Uusisto working for a submission but Fatherfockerusus is keeping him at bay.
Uusisto wants to control the pace but Fatherfockerusus is squirming around nicely.

Fatherfockerusus tries to improve his position but Uusisto has taken his back! Uusisto has a choke - it's sunk in pretty tight... Will Fatherfockerusus tap? No... maybe... yes! He's tapped! Uusisto pushes Fatherfockerusus away and gets up to celebrate with his corner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Jurmas Uusisto!
After winning the bout, Jurmas Uusisto thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.