PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Andre Toulon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dirk Diggler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Diggler's choice of entrance music: YO GOTTI - SOMEBODY WATCHIN ME. Andre Toulon is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Toulon
vs
Diggler

178 cm
28
181 lbs
15 - 13 - 0

186 cm
28
196 lbs
23 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Conviction
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Andre Toulon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Dirk Diggler!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Andrew Berry and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Toulon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Diggler moves away.
Toulon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A big left from Toulon misses.
Good leg kick by Diggler there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Diggler doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Toulon just misses with a punch to the body.
Toulon scores with a punch to the head.
Diggler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Toulon misses with a wild body shot.
Toulon moves out of range as Diggler throws a body kick.
Toulon takes a swing at Diggler's ribcage but misses.
Toulon takes a swing at Diggler's ribcage but misses.
Toulon just misses with a punch to the body.
Toulon misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diggler.
Toulon takes a swing at Diggler's ribcage but misses.
A jab from Toulon misses.
Toulon lands a nice hook to Diggler's body. Diggler takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Toulon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A low kick from Diggler is predictable there
and Toulon counters with a right hand to the body.
Diggler throws a looping overhand right but Toulon ducks down to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Toulon. Diggler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Toulon misses with a wild body shot.
Toulon throws a body punch but Diggler moves out of range.
Diggler slips under a jab.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Toulon.
Toulon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A swing and a miss from Diggler.
A low kick from Diggler is predictable there
and Diggler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Diggler throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Diggler slips a straight right by Toulon.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slapping body kick lands there for Diggler.
Toulon throws a sloppy body shot
and Diggler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Toulon keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Toulon thows a body shot but no joy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Toulon throws the left hand but Diggler avoids the punch easily.
Toulon connects with a single shot there.
Toulon swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Diggler counters with a slapping leg kick.
Diggler avoids a punch combination nicely.
Diggler throws a big shot that misses.
Toulon ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Toulon misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diggler.
Diggler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Toulon.
Toulon misses with a lunging right hand
and Diggler counters with a straight right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Toulon fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Diggler has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Toulon lands a really nice looking cross but Diggler seems unphased.
Diggler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Toulon.
Diggler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Toulon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Toulon misses with a right hand
and Diggler counters with a leg kick.
Toulon scores with a hook to the body. Diggler takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Diggler lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A jab from Diggler misses.
Diggler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Toulon throws a body punch but Diggler moves out of range.
Toulon swings away with a body shot that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Diggler throws a front kick that sends Toulon stumbling back into the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Toulon lands a right hook to the body.
Diggler misses the jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Diggler fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Toulon checks it well.
Diggler throws a low kick but Toulon moves out of range easily.
Toulon fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Diggler manages to avoid it.
Toulon misses with a looping right.
Toulon scores with a decent looking hook.
Diggler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Toulon.
Toulon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Toulon lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Diggler at a distance.
Toulon is looking to wear down Diggler with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Toulon staying out of range there.
Toulon takes a swing at Diggler's ribcage but misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A telegraphed right hand from Toulon misses the target.
Toulon misses with a hook. Diggler ducked under it nicely.
Diggler tries to land a front kick but Toulon steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Andre Toulon dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Diggler fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Toulon has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Toulon jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Andre Toulon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Toulon jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Andre Toulon is winning the standup battle so far.
Diggler fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Toulon misses with a body shot.
A head kick misses from Diggler.
Toulon moves into range and connects with a jab.
Toulon throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Diggler stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Toulon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Diggler moves away.
An inside leg kick from Diggler misses.
Diggler is looking to chop away at Toulon's legs.
Toulon digs a good body shot into Diggler's ribs.
Diggler works the jab nicely.

It looks like Andre Toulon has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Diggler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Toulon jabs Diggler to the body, keeping him at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diggler gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Toulon.
A left lands for Toulon.
Toulon misses with a wild body shot.
Toulon throws a hook but Diggler avoids it easily.
Toulon scores with a hook to the body. Diggler takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Diggler on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Toulon throws a predictable looking body shot
and Diggler counters with a good low kick that Toulon was not able to check.
Toulon throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Diggler.
Toulon drops his hands momentarily and Diggler takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Toulon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Diggler was well out of range. Poor timing from Toulon.
Toulon throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Diggler staying out of range there.
Diggler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diggler slips under a jab.
Diggler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Toulon.
Diggler works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A solid leg kick lands there for Diggler.
Toulon avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Diggler avoids the body shot from Toulon.
Toulon swings for the body but Diggler moves out of range.
Toulon swings for the body but Diggler moves out of range.
Diggler lands with an overhand left.
Diggler shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Diggler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Toulon scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Diggler doesn't seem bothered though.
A nice leg kick lands there from Toulon.
Toulon misses with a straight right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diggler lands a leg kick that knocks Toulon off balance momentarily.
Diggler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Diggler comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Diggler is looking to chop away at Toulon's legs.
Diggler connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Diggler takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Diggler steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Toulon. That one must have hurt.
Toulon lands a body shot.
Toulon misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Diggler counters with a nice low kick that buckles Toulon's knee momentarily.
Toulon misses with a kick to the body.
Diggler pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Nice uppercut there from Diggler.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Toulon misses the shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Toulon throws a lazy right hand but Diggler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Toulon just misses with a punch to the body.
Diggler drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Toulon throws a body punch but Diggler moves out of range.
Diggler throws a leg kick but Toulon checks it.
Toulon throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Diggler misses with a hook. Toulon ducked under it nicely.
Toulon throws a body punch but Diggler moves out of range.
Toulon takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Toulon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Diggler was well out of range. Poor timing from Toulon.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Toulon throws a nice looking combination but Diggler bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Diggler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Toulon scores with a nice body kick.
Toulon looks to score with a jab to the body but Diggler is just out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dirk Diggler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Andre Toulon's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Toulon throws a body punch but Diggler moves out of range.
Toulon swings for the body but Diggler moves out of range.
Toulon shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Toulon lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Diggler at a distance.
Toulon fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Toulon lands with a good body shot.
Diggler looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A telegraphed right hand from Diggler misses the target.
Diggler pivots, looking for a leg kick but Toulon is out of range and Diggler settles back down.
Toulon throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling Diggler to counter with a crisp jab.
Toulon throws the left hand but Diggler avoids the punch easily.
Toulon throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A looping hook to the body misses from Toulon. Diggler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Toulon on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Diggler. Diggler obviously looking to wear him down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Toulon misses with an uppercut
and Diggler counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Toulon has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Diggler finds it's way round the side to connect with Toulon's head.

Andre Toulon's cut is getting worse.
Diggler throws a head kick that misses.
Toulon swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Toulon waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Diggler.
Toulon shoots in for a takedown but Diggler shows good takedown defense.
Toulon misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diggler.
Toulon misses the shot to the body.
Toulon lands a really nice looking cross but Diggler seems unphased.
A looping hook to the body misses from Toulon. Diggler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Toulon misses the jab.
A lazy left from Diggler finds it's target.
Diggler has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Decent striking displayed by Toulon there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Toulon looks to score with a jab to the body but Diggler is just out of range.
Diggler throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Toulon tries to bum rush Diggler with a series of wild strikes but Diggler uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Diggler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Toulon.
Diggler misses with a low kick as Toulon jumps back.
Diggler takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Diggler motions for Toulon to come forward. Diggler throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Toulon closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A big right from Toulon misses.
Toulon swings for the body but Diggler moves out of range.
Toulon throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Diggler stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Toulon misses with a wild body shot.
Diggler throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Toulon keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Toulon. Diggler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Diggler throws a head kick that Toulon semi-blocks.
Toulon throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Toulon scores with a jab to the body.
Toulon looks to land a combination but Diggler avoids it well.
Toulon takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Toulon misses the body punch
and Diggler counters with a body kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Diggler throws out a loose jab but Toulon uses good head movement to avoid it.
Diggler throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Toulon misses with a jab to the body
and Diggler counters with a nice leg kick.
Good leg kick by Diggler there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Toulon is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Toulon takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Toulon blocks a head kick by Diggler.
A jab lands there for Diggler.

Andre Toulon's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Toulon's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Toulon duly obliges.
A leg kick checked by Toulon.
Toulon lands a lovely overhand right.
Toulon throws a right hand that Diggler ducks under and follows up with a left that Diggler also avoids with ease.
Toulon swings for the body but Diggler moves out of range.
Toulon throws a right hand that Diggler ducks under and follows up with a left that Diggler also avoids with ease.
Toulon blocks a jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Toulon misses with a body shot.
Toulon throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A swing and a miss from Toulon.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dirk Diggler comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Diggler has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 28:29
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 28:29
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dirk Diggler!
A very excited looking Dirk Diggler rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.