PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Boy Bubby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jan Dudek (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dudek is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by ASTRAL PROJECTION - Mahadeva . I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jan Dudek was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Bubby
vs
Dudek

183 cm
24
190 lbs
14 - 4 - 1

191 cm
32
200 lbs
23 - 7 - 1

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Cold Blooded Kemists ↑ 5x160Q
TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Boy Bubby!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jan Dudek!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Paul Tew and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dudek scores with a sloppy right hand. Bubby should have avoided that one.
Bubby thuds a left hand into Dudek's body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dudek darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bubby lands a right hook to the body.
Bubby throws out a leg kick but Dudek moves out of range and Bubby only half commits.

Dudek gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Bubby scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bubby lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bubby throws a head punch that misses.
Dudek lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dudek throws a punch but it's blocked by Bubby.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dudek.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A right hook to the body lands for Dudek.

Bubby has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Dudek clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Dudek trying to control the hands but Bubby breaks the grip.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bubby cracks Dudek with a big shot to body and one to the head - really punishing Dudek from the back mount here, looking to soften him up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bubby missing with strikes.
Bubby missing with strikes from the back.
Dudek avoids the strikes from Bubby.
Dudek is in a world of trouble here. He's outmatched on the ground here and he'd better get Bubby off his back sharpish unless he wants to be submitted.
Bubby is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
Bubby is hanging on to Dudek's back as he tries to escape.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bubby loading up with punches from the back mount - how long can Dudek hold on?
Dudek covering up well under a series of strikes from Bubby.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Even with his hooks in, Bubby manages to miss with strikes from the back.
Bubby trying to control.
Dudek grimaces as he takes a shot to the body.
Can Dudek hold on?! Bubby is landing more strikes to his hapless foe.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bubby struggling to land strikes to the head as Dudek covers up.
Bubby wants to control but Dudek is keeping busy.
Bubby punches the canvas rather than the man.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Watch the back of the head! Comes the shout from the referee towards Bubby.
Bubby misses with punches from the back.
Dudek is keeping busy.
Bubby misses with a punch to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bubby misses with a punch to the head.
Bubby tries to keep control of the position but Dudek is staying busy.
Bubby has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Dudek has his hands over his head blocking the strikes from Bubby.
Dudek really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bubby. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Dudek trying to control but not successfully.
Even with his hooks in, Bubby manages to miss with strikes from the back.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bubby is looking to control Dudek but Dudek is wriggling around and keeping busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boy Bubby dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Bubby throws a body punch but Dudek moves out of range.
Bubby throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dudek throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bubby moves out of range of the strikes.
Dudek misses with a looping left.
Bubby misses with a hook. Dudek ducked under it nicely.
Bubby keeps the fight on the outside.
Dudek throws a push kick but Bubby slaps the foot to one side.
Bubby bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dudek works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Bubby fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bubby pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bubby lands a nice shot that snaps Dudek's head back.
Sloppy strikes from Dudek. Those never looked like landing.
Dudek pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dudek misses with a hook. Bubby ducked under it nicely.
Jan Dudek is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bubby lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dudek at a distance.
Bubby thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bubby throws a nice outside leg kick.
Dudek throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Bubby throws a looping overhand right but Dudek ducks down to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bubby is trying hard to land a takedown here. Dudek sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Dudek tries to clinch but Bubby moves away
and Bubby counters with a left to the body.
Bubby looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dudek swings widly with a right hand
and Bubby counters with a nice body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bubby misses with an uppercut. Dudek saw that one coming.
Bubby thows a body shot but no joy.
Dudek throws a leg kick which misses Bubby's front leg but catches the back leg as Bubby tries to avoid it.
Bubby misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bubby moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bubby is looking to wear down Dudek with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Dudek misses with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bubby uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Dudek has time to react.
Bubby blocks a leg kick.
Dudek misses the jab.
Bubby lands a nice shot to the body.
Bubby uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dudek.
Bubby changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Boy Bubby is winning the standup battle so far.
Dudek keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bubby throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dudek fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bubby checks it well.
Bubby thows a leg kick but Dudek checks it
and Dudek counters with a straight right hand.
Dudek lands an overhand right.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dudek jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dudek throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Bubby to counter with a crisp jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head kick misses from Bubby.
Bubby walks into a jab.
Dudek catches Bubby with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Nice shot lands for Bubby.
Dudek slips a straight right by Bubby.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bubby takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Bubby chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bubby misses with an uppercut. Dudek saw that one coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boy Bubby dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Dudek misses with a body kick.
Dudek misses with an uppercut.
Bubby throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Bubby misses with a leg kick
and Dudek counters with a right hand to the body.
Bubby misses with a shot to the body
and Bubby takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bubby scores with a body shot.
Dudek misses with a wild combination.
Bubby delivers a nice body kick.
Bubby throws a head kick that half lands.
Dudek tries to close the distance and clinch but Bubby swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bubby lands a nice looking kick to the body. Dudek takes a step back to recover.
Bubby throws a head kick that misses.
Bubby misses with a hook to the body
and Dudek counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Dudek misses the jab.
Bubby shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Dudek sprawls well. Dudek wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Bubby gets slowly back to his feet.
Dudek avoids the head kick by Bubby.
Bubby throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jan Dudek has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bubby throws out a leg kick but Dudek moves out of range and Bubby only half commits.
Dudek on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bubby does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Dudek has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bubby finds it's way round the side to connect with Dudek's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bubby changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Dudek tries to avoid it but Bubby manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Dudek to the ground. Dudek escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Dudek staying out of range there.
Bubby digs a good hook to Dudek's body.
Dudek misses with a body punch
and Bubby counters with an inside leg kick.
Dudek throws a leg kick which misses Bubby's front leg but catches the back leg as Bubby tries to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bubby throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bubby tries a head kick but it misses.
Dudek takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Dudek lands a jab to the nose.
Dudek falls off balance throwing a combination
and Bubby counters with a nice kick to the body.
Dudek takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A bone on bone clash there as Dudek blocks the leg kick.
Dudek misses with a looping left.
Dudek pivots, looking for a leg kick but Bubby is out of range and Dudek settles back down.
Dudek looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dudek walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bubby misses with a head kick.
Dudek throws a solid leg kick but Bubby takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Dudek.
Dudek uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bubby.
Bubby scores with the left hand. Dudek knows he should have avoided that one.
Boy Bubby is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jab, jab by Bubby - just one landing.
Bubby throws a hook but Dudek blocks it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dudek keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bubby thumps Dudek with a low kick.
Bubby pulls out of a head kick attempt.

And that's the end of the fight!
Boy Bubby showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bubby, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:27
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Boy Bubby!
A relieved looking Boy Bubby thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.