PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Tiger Mask (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Flo Wer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mask comes to the cage accompanied by Could it be? OH MY GOD YES, IT'S TIGER!!!. Wer has chosen My Sweet Lord by George Harrison as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Mask
vs
Wer

170 cm
34
176 lbs
24 - 11 - 0

182 cm
28
175 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Fast

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Tiger Mask!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Flo Wer!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Roosa Järviläinen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wer lands a nice shot to the body.
Wer uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Mask has time to react.
Wer doesn't manage to clinch there - Mask circles away.
Mask fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wer manages to avoid it.

Mask gets a takedown into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wer blocking the ground and pound attempt from Mask.
Wer is concentrating on defense, preventing Mask from advancing position.
Mask lands strikes from half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mask thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Wer is looking to improve his position.

Mask is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Wer defends it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mask wants to pass the guard but Wer is defending well.
Mask throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Mask performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Wer is refusing to be controlled, as Mask sits in half guard.
Mask missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wer tries to roll over but Mask keeps him under control.

Mask wants to work for an arm triangle but Wer is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Mask wants to lay and pray for a moment but Wer keeps working.

Mask is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Mask is looking to stall here but Wer recovers full guard.
Mask forces his way into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mask is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Wer blocking the ground and pound attempt from Mask.
Wer trying to hold on to Mask's head to control him but Mask postures up.
Wer keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Wer trying to control but Mask postures up.
Wer might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Mask haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mask looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Mask not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Mask trying to pass the guard but Wer defending well.
Mask throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Mask trying to control from half guard but Wer is working away.
Mask looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Mask is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Wer sees it coming and defends easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tiger Mask dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Mask takes a swing at Wer's ribcage but misses.
Wer drops his hands momentarily and Mask takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Mask looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Wer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mask.
A cross from Wer lands.

Wer moves into the clinch successfully.
Mask tries a body shot but Wer blocks it.
Mask blocks a body shot from Wer.
Wer swings wildly with an uppercut but Mask uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mask tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Wer just stands there and leans against the cage.
Mask wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mask is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Wer is defending well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tiger Mask. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mask wants a takedown but no success here.
Wer gets underhooks to prevent Mask's takedown attempt.
Mask misses with some punches.
Wer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mask throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Wers head.
Mask prevents a body shot from Wer.
Mask is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Mask misses with a punch on the inside.
Wer takes a shot to the head.
A hook to the body from Wer.
Wer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Mask breaks from the clinch.
Wer throws a leg kick but Mask sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Wer misses with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wer misses with a body shot
and Mask connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mask with a nice cross.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wer wants to clinch
and Mask counters with a three punch combo that has Wer backing up. Wer nods at Mask to acknowledge the strikes.

Wer is rocked!
Mask misses with a leg kick
and Wer counters with a slapping leg kick.

Wer has managed to clinch.
Wer blocks a body shot from Mask.
A short right from Wer on the inside.

Mask manages to break the clinch.
Mask will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Wer swings for the body but Mask moves out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Wer lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Mask has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Mask and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wer doesn't manage to clinch there - Mask circles away.
Wer throws out a loose jab but Mask uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wer thows a body kick. Mask tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Mask checks a leg kick.
Mask has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Mask there as he acknowledges the shot.
Wer lands with a kick to the temple. Mask shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Wer misses with an uppercut
and Mask counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

It looks like Flo Wer has been cut.
Flo Wer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wer lands with an overhand left.
Wer stuffs the takedown attempt from Mask. Mask gets slowly back to his feet.
A swing and a miss from Mask.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wer scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Mask doesn't seem bothered though.
Wer connects with a solid leg kick.
Wer lands a nice looking body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Wer.
Mask tries to land a leg kick but Wer saw it coming and moves away.
Wer is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Mask rather than just go for the knockout.
Wer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Wer with a hook.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wer with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Wer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Wer is looking to clinch but Mask is avoiding it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Flo Wer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Flo Wer's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Wer walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Mask checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Wer cracks Mask with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Wer throws a hook to the side of Mask's head but Mask sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Wer lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Mask circles away quickly and effectively.
Mask moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Mask moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Mask misses with a low kick.
Wer scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Mask takes a jab right on the kisser.
Mask moves out of range of the strikes.
Mask checks the leg kick nicely there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mask fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Wer is out of range.
Wer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Mask showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Wer.
Wer misses with a straight left.
Mask moves out of range of the body kick from Wer.
Wer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mask.
A telegraphed right hand from Mask misses the target.
Wer fails in his attempt to clinch.
Wer has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Wer sizes up Mask with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Mask takes one on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wer tries to clinch but Mask is having none of it.
Flo Wer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wer throws out a powerful jab.
Wer comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Mask throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Wer slips a straight right by Mask.
Wer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Mask looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Wer throws a jab when Mask was well out of range.
Wer with a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mask misses with a lunging right hand
and Wer counters with a thumping low kick.
Wer throws a front kick aimed at Mask's knee but Mask avoids it well.
Mask uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mask thuds his shin into the meat of Wer's side.
Mask throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wer with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Wer connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Wer tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Mask checks a leg kick.
Mask fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Wer checks it well.
Wer throws a body punch but Mask moves out of range.
Wer tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mask swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Mask shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mask fails with a takedown attempt.
An inside leg kick lands from Wer.
Wer is looking to clinch but Mask is avoiding it.
Mask has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Wer finds it's way round the side to connect with Mask's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wer throws a nice outside leg kick.
Mask checks a low kick from Wer.
Wer checks a low kick from Mask.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Wer fails in his attempt to clinch.
Wer lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Mask at a distance.
Wer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

And that's the end of the fight!
Flo Wer comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Wer has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 28:29
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Flo Wer!
Flo Wer seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.