PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hades Hug (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hug's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Animal I Have Become . There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Hug
vs
Lesnar

207 cm
29
285 lbs
20 - 5 - 0

191 cm
38
275 lbs
33 - 17 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Backyard Fighting
Reaper Combatwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hades Hug!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Brock Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Alec Ball and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lesnar lands with an overhand left.
A thudding body kick lands there by Hug!
Hug ducks under a wild hook from Lesnar.
Hug misses with a jab, cross combination.
Hug connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Lesnar looks winded!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hug ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lesnar moves away.
Hug lands a nice hook to Lesnar's body. Lesnar takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Lesnar swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lesnar tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Hug swivels and escapes.
An inside leg kick lands from Hug.
Lesnar takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Brock Lesnar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lesnar on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Hug jabs at Lesnar's body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Hug.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hug cracks Lesnar with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Lesnar takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Hug's corner calls for a 1-2. Hug obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hug bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.

Hug cracks Lesnar with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Lesnar looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Hug finish him?

Lesnar is rocked!
Hug scores with a nice body kick.
Lesnar is still on wobbly legs! Can Hug finish him?
Hug throws a leg kick which misses Lesnar's front leg but catches the back leg as Lesnar tries to avoid it.
Lesnar seems to have recovered his senses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Hug.
Hug moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Hug scores with a leg kick.
Hug throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Oooooh!!! Hug has knocked Lesnar down with a huge combo! Hug steps away and waves a wobbly Lesnar back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Lesnar is rocked!

It looks like Brock Lesnar has been cut.
Crack! Hug connects with the perfect overhand right and Lesnar falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Hug!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hades Hug!
Hades Hug retains his super heavyweight title!
Hades Hug was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.