PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Glen Dale Arizona (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pithe Canthropus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Canthropus's choice of entrance music: Pizzaman - Trippin' On Sunshine. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dale Arizona
vs
Canthropus

180 cm
29
163 lbs
13 - 15 - 0

175 cm
36
165 lbs
23 - 20 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Glen Dale Arizona!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 20 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Pithe Canthropus!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Hugh Johnson and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Canthropus throws a front kick aimed at Arizona's knee but Arizona avoids it well.
Arizona looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Canthropus is trying hard to land a takedown here. Arizona sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Canthropus throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Canthropus.
Canthropus pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Canthropus cracks Arizona with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Canthropus has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Arizona to stand back up!

Arizona is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Arizona tries to clinch but Canthropus moves out of range.
Oh Arizona is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Canthropus shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Canthropus was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Arizona takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Canthropus scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Arizona is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Canthropus can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pithe Canthropus!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Pithe Canthropus made sure he mentioned Polskie Odżywki/ Polish Nutrition [PL], along with how happy he was to win his fight.