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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mustaffa Spliff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Fatherfockerusus might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Born to be wild by Steppenwolf. Mustaffa Spliff has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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184 lbs
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185 lbs
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World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 15 - 0, fighting out of London, Mustaffa Spliff!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, James Glass and James Ackerman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fatherfockerusus avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Spliff - that will leave a mark!
Spliff misses with a looping right.
Spliff takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Spliff throws a half hearted mid kick.
Fatherfockerusus showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Spliff.
Spliff pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fatherfockerusus attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Fatherfockerusus lands a slapping body shot.
Nice defenses there by Spliff.
Fatherfockerusus tries a low kick but Spliff avoids it.
Spliff wants to slow Fatherfockerusus down by chopping away at his legs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spliff swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Spliff pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus cracks the inside of Spliff's front leg.
Spliff checks the leg kick nicely there.
Fatherfockerusus walks into a jab.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook.
Spliff pivots, looking for a leg kick but Fatherfockerusus is out of range and Spliff settles back down.
Spliff misses the shot to the body.
Fatherfockerusus rushes Spliff and presses him up against the cage.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Spliff looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Spliff escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Spliff fails in his attempt to clinch.
Spliff moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Fatherfockerusus fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fatherfockerusus fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Spliff looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus moves into the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fatherfockerusus blocks an uppercut.
The referee is keeping an eye on Spliff - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Fatherfockerusus throws a punch but it's blocked by Spliff.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice shot to the body.
Fatherfockerusus is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Spliff pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Spliff slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Spliff slips a jab from Fatherfockerusus.
Spliff shoots in but Fatherfockerusus avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Spliff tries a head kick but it misses.
Spliff shoots in but no luck this time.
Some bone on bone action there as Spliff checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a leg kick. Spliff looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a low kick as Spliff jumps back.
Fatherfockerusus throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Spliff throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Fatherfockerusus makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Spliff tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Fatherfockerusus is able to avoid easily.
Spliff misses with a body kick.
Spliff dives in and grabs Fatherfockerusus's left leg, looking for a takedown. Fatherfockerusus pushes down on Spliff's head and hops out.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mustaffa Spliff.
Fatherfockerusus wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Spliff looks winded!
Fatherfockerusus lands a right hook to the body.
Spliff is trying desperately to land a takedown but Fatherfockerusus is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Spliff.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spliff stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fatherfockerusus.
Spliff tries to bum rush Fatherfockerusus with a series of wild strikes but Fatherfockerusus uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
That kick from Fatherfockerusus tenderised Spliff's leg. Spliff is trying to keep his angry face on.
Spliff throws a poor cross that misses
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a thumping low kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus wants to land a leg kick but Spliff is out of range.
Fatherfockerusus throws a lazy uppercut
and Spliff counters with an outside leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a wild body shot.
Spliff looks to throw a body kick
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a nice leg kick.
A big right from Fatherfockerusus misses.
Fatherfockerusus clinches up with Spliff and pushes him back against the cage.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fatherfockerusus lands a shoulder strike.
Fatherfockerusus misses with some punches.
Fatherfockerusus lands a right hand.
Fatherfockerusus breaks from the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus pushes Spliff away with a front kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A combination from Fatherfockerusus does no damage.
Spliff tries to work over Fatherfockerusus's front leg with a kick but Fatherfockerusus checks it.
Fatherfockerusus takes a kick to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A left lands for Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus cracks Spliff with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Spliff misses with an uppercut. Fatherfockerusus saw that one coming.
Spliff looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Fatherfockerusus is fending him off so far but Spliff persists. Nope, Fatherfockerusus circles away and we're back to standing.
Spliff tries to land a body kick
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Fatherfockerusus is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a hook. Spliff tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Fatherfockerusus throws out a leg kick but Spliff moves out of range and Fatherfockerusus only half commits.
Fatherfockerusus moves into range and clinches up with Spliff.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fatherfockerusus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Spliff is looking to clinch but Fatherfockerusus is avoiding it.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a looping right.
Spliff takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Spliff cracks Fatherfockerusus with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
That's one minute gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Spliff.
Fatherfockerusus stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Spliff closes the distance and clinches up with Fatherfockerusus, looking for a takedown. Spliff pushes Fatherfockerusus against the cage but Fatherfockerusus circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
A nice inside leg kick there by Fatherfockerusus. That's going to slow Spliff down.
Fatherfockerusus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Spliff was well out of range. Poor timing from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice hook to Spliff's body. Spliff takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Fatherfockerusus lands a leg kick that knocks Spliff off balance momentarily.
Spliff moves out of range of the leg kick from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus moves in looking to clinch but Spliff pushes him off.
Fatherfockerusus wants to clinch up but Spliff keeps it at a distance.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a head kick by Spliff.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a nice body punch.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Spliff.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Spliff.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mustaffa Spliff.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick which misses Spliff's front leg but catches the back leg as Spliff tries to avoid it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fatherfockerusus punishes Spliff's body with a nice straight punch.
Spliff shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Fatherfockerusus holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Spliff is breathing heavily.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a short punch on the inside.
Spliff's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Fatherfockerusus tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Spliff's elbow.
Fatherfockerusus lands a body punch.
Spliff misses with a hook from the clinch.
Spliff looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Fatherfockerusus working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Spliff backwards.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus being controlled against the cage.
Spliff has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Spliff's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Spliff is looking to break free of the clinch but Fatherfockerusus has double underhooks.
Spliff has a couple of punches blocked by Fatherfockerusus.
Spliff blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fatherfockerusus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fatherfockerusus wants to slow Spliff down by chopping away at his legs.
Fatherfockerusus fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Fatherfockerusus turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fatherfockerusus will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a straight right. Spliff didn't see that one coming.
Spliff looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliff misses with a low kick as Fatherfockerusus jumps back.
Spliff avoids the body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spliff connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus is winning the standup battle so far.
Fatherfockerusus throws a nice outside leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus wants to clinch up but Spliff keeps it at a distance.
Fatherfockerusus moves into the clinch.
Spliff holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Fatherfockerusus is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Spliff can do to turn this around?
Fatherfockerusus misses with some punches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fatherfockerusus blocks an uppercut.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a light punch inside.
Spliff swings wildly with an uppercut but Fatherfockerusus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fatherfockerusus throws a punch but it's blocked by Spliff.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Spliff checks the leg kick.
Spliff closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Fatherfockerusus's guard.
Fatherfockerusus has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Spliff can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Spliff got a little sloppy there for a moment and Fatherfockerusus has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Spliff has managed to get both his arms back between Fatherfockerusus's legs - danger averted.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to control the position but Spliff postures up.
Fatherfockerusus looking for a guillotine here but Spliff defends easily.
Spliff postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Fatherfockerusus wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Spliff has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Spliff wants to pass the guard but Fatherfockerusus is keeping the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spliff throws a big elbow that misses.
Fatherfockerusus can't keep his opponent in guard - Spliff advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Fatherfockerusus is refusing to be controlled, as Spliff sits in half guard.
Fatherfockerusus on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Fatherfockerusus looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Spliff wants to free his trapped foot but Fatherfockerusus is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Spliff is thwarting Fatherfockerusus's attempts to control the position.
Fatherfockerusus manages to get to full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spliff sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Fatherfockerusus's guard.
Fatherfockerusus moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Spliff missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Fatherfockerusus pulls Spliff in close to prevent any damage.
Spliff forces his way into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spliff works his way into full mount!
Fatherfockerusus regains half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spliff is thwarting Fatherfockerusus's attempts to control the position.
Mustaffa Spliff has got the better of the ground game so far.
Spliff is just content to waste time from the top position. Fatherfockerusus takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Mustaffa Spliff has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Spliff working some strikes from top position.
Spliff throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Spliff in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Fatherfockerusus seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Spliff postures up.
Fatherfockerusus throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Fatherfockerusus working for a triangle but Spliff defends it easily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliff throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Spliff throwing strikes from guard but Fatherfockerusus blocks nicely.
Spliff sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Fatherfockerusus's guard.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Spliff pulls his head out easily.
Fatherfockerusus has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Spliff is working away from the top position though.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Spliff is nestled in close to Fatherfockerusus, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Fatherfockerusus is looking for a sweep. Spliff is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Mustaffa Spliff.
I think Fatherfockerusus has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 29:28
Judge James Glass scores the fight 29:28
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
In his post fight interview, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus gave a big smile as he said 'Terror...hm...if you are then I,m antiterrorist.Good night'.
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