PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Payakaroon Bot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Method Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Wu-Tang Clan-METHOD MAN . Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Bot
vs
Man

181 cm
29
201 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

191 cm
23
191 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Project Mayhem

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Payakaroon Bot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Method Man!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Dillan Fox and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bot throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Man lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

It looks like Payakaroon Bot has been cut.
Man lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Man goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Man checks a leg kick.
A slow jab from Man misses its intended target.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Man moves into the clinch successfully.
Bot fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Man misses with a hook from the clinch.
Man stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Bot prevents a body shot from Man.
Bot misses with a hook to the ribs.
Man is trying to pull guard but Bot turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man lands a body punch in the clinch.
Man throws a head punch that misses.
Man misses with a hook to the ribs.
Man misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Man tries a body shot but Bot blocks it.
Bot misses with a body punch.
Bot letting Man take a breather here.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Bot lands a nice uppercut.
Man tries a body shot but Bot blocks it.
Man is working Bot over against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Bot fails to land.
Bot misses with a body punch.
Man tries to throw a body punch but Bot avoids it by throwing Man back against the cage.
Man lands with a right to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man misses with a hook to the ribs.
Man is stalling here.
Man throws a punch but it's blocked by Bot.
Man misses with the head strike.
Bot blocks a body shot from Man.
Man tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Man lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Bot as Man tries to tie him up.
Bot lands a body punch in the clinch.
Bot blocks an uppercut.
Bot throws a head punch that misses.
Bot misses with a punch to the body.
A short uppercut from Man.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Man is trying to pull guard but Bot has him pressed against the cage.
Payakaroon Bot has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Method Man.
Bot prevents a body shot from Man.
Man taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Man is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Bot to keep the fight standing.
A short right from Bot on the inside.
Man misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bot tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Man's elbow.
Man lands a hook that snaps the head of Bot backwards.
Man stalling.
Bot is working Man over against the cage.
Man lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bot backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bot blocking some punches.
Man tries to work over Bot's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bot goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bot goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Man misses with some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man prevents a body shot from Bot.
Bot has a couple of punches blocked by Man.
Bot blocks an uppercut.
Man lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bot prevents a body shot from Man.
Bot prevents a body shot from Man.
Man throws a punch but it's blocked by Bot.
Bot digs a right hand into Man's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Man's gas tank.
A bit of stalling here from Man.
Bot blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bot misses with some punches.
Bot lands a right hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A hook to the body from Bot.
A short right from Man on the inside.
Man misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Man takes a shot to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Method Man dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Payakaroon Bot's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Man misses with a wild body shot.
Man is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The fighters circle momentarily. Man darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bot dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Man. That did some damage!
Bot tries to land a front kick but Man steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Man throws a right and a left that both miss.
Man wants to clinch up but Bot keeps it at a distance.
Bot buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bot pivots, looking for a leg kick but Man is out of range and Bot settles back down.
Man lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Bot ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Man just misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bot attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Bot lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Man in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Bot dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Man. That did some damage!
Man ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Method Man seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bot throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Man.

Bot lands a big head kick that sends Man tumbling to the mat! Bot takes a step backwards and waves Man back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Man is rocked!

It looks like Method Man has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Man is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bot.
Bot swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Bot circles away from the clinch attempt.

Man gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Man jumps guard but Bot turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Man tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bot's elbow.
Man throws a punch but it's blocked by Bot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man misses with a short punch on the inside.
Man lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Man tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Man jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Bot walks away with a smile on his face. Man gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
An inside leg kick from Bot misses.
Man throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Man lands with a hook. Bot tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Bot fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bot scores with a kick to the midsection.
Man throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bot lands a nice leg kick that just misses Man's sensitive parts.
Bot throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Bot swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Bot lands a big head kick that sends Man tumbling to the mat! Bot takes a step backwards and waves Man back to his feet - he wants the finish!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bot pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bot.
Man tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bot swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bot misses with a kick to the body.
Man is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bot.
Bot swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bot throws a quick inside leg kick.
Man wants to clinch.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bot.
Bot throws a leg kick which misses Man's front leg but catches the back leg as Man tries to avoid it.
Man is breathing heavily.
Bot throws a nice inside leg kick.
Man's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Nice body punch from Bot.
An inside leg kick lands from Bot.
Man checks a leg kick.
Bot tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Man will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Man avoids a kick to the body.
Man stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Payakaroon Bot dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Man scores with a hook.
Bot uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Man.
Bot displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Man throws out the jab.
Bot fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bot throws a leg kick but Man moved away.
Bot throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Bot lands with a nice body punch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Man looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Man tries to close the distance and clinch but Bot swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Man looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bot scores with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bot scores with a body shot.
Man takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Man attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Bot motions for Man to come forward. Bot throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bot lands with a shot to the body.
Bot comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Man avoids the head kick by Bot.
Bot feints and then cracks Man's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Man down.
Man tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Bot counters with a nice low kick that buckles Man's knee momentarily.
That kick from Bot tenderised Man's leg. Man is trying to keep his angry face on.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Bot lands a big head kick that sends Man tumbling to the mat! Bot takes a step backwards and waves Man back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Man is still on wobbly legs! Can Bot finish him?
Bot lands a body shot.
Man seems to have recovered his senses.
Nice uppercut lands for Bot. That snapped Man's head back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bot. Man does a little dance to reset his feet.
Man chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bot can pounce on him.
Man blocks a head kick by Bot.
Whack! Bot lands a heavy head kick that drops Man. The ref tackles Bot to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Man was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Payakaroon Bot!