PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Lawler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuckwell comes to the cage accompanied by call to prayer. Eric Lawler is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Fuckwell
vs
Lawler

191 cm
30
194 lbs
17 - 7 - 0

180 cm
33
197 lbs
28 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Eric Lawler!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, James Ackerman and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lawler missing with a left hand there. Fuckwell was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fuckwell takes a swing at Lawler's ribcage but misses.
Fuckwell throws a chopping leg kick but Lawler manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Lawler throws a body punch but Fuckwell moves out of range.
Fuckwell just misses with a punch to the body.
Lawler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fuckwell.
Lawler misses with a hook. Fuckwell ducked under it nicely.
A left lands for Lawler.
Lawler just misses with a punch to the body.
Fuckwell connects with a looping right hand.
Fuckwell moves out of range of the body kick.
Lawler pushes Fuckwell away with a front kick.
Lawler listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Fuckwell takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lawler delivers a nice body kick.
The crowd cheers as Lawler lands an impressive looking overhand right. Fuckwell doesn't seem phased though.

It looks like Eyeonly Fuckwell has been cut.
Fuckwell throws a sloppy head kick and Lawler moves out of range easily.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick but Lawler checks it.
Fuckwell throws an overhand right that lands on Lawler's shoulder, as Lawler tries to avoid the shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lawler comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Eyeonly Fuckwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick but Lawler sees it coming and moves out of range.
Lawler throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fuckwell takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fuckwell throws a head kick but Lawler moves out of range.
Lawler is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Fuckwell rather than just go for the knockout.
Fuckwell blocks a head kick by Lawler.
Lawler moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Lawler checks the leg kick nicely there.
Lawler fails with the takedown.
Fuckwell throws a low kick but it's checked well by Lawler.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Lawler.
A good leg kick by Fuckwell.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lawler avoids the head kick by Fuckwell.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fuckwell lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Lawler has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Lawler and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Fuckwell thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Lawler if he has to take too many more of those.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell avoids the body shot from Lawler.
Lawler misses with a body shot.
Eyeonly Fuckwell is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A jab from Lawler misses.
Fuckwell scores with a kick to the body.
Fuckwell misses with a leg kick
and Lawler counters with a two punch combo.
Lawler swings for the body but Fuckwell moves out of range.
Fuckwell connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Fuckwell lands a nice looking body kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Fuckwell. That's going to slow Lawler down.
Fuckwell moves out of range as Lawler throws a body kick.
Fuckwell moves away from the strike by Lawler.
Fuckwell throws out a leg kick but Lawler moves out of range and Fuckwell only half commits.
Fuckwell swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Fuckwell. That's going to slow Lawler down.
Fuckwell thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Lawler if he has to take too many more of those.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lawler lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Fuckwell showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lawler.
Fuckwell wants to land a leg kick but Lawler is out of range.
Fuckwell darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Fuckwell throws a quick inside leg kick.
Lawler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

Lawler closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Fuckwell's guard.
Fuckwell trying to control the position.
Lawler slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Lawler won't allow Fuckwell to sweep him here.
Fuckwell is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Fuckwell has control of Lawler's left arm, preventing Lawler from doing any damage.
Fuckwell will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Eyeonly Fuckwell.
Lawler ducks under a wild hook from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Lawler checks it well.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lawler misses with a wild combination.
Fuckwell scores with a leg kick.
Fuckwell uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lawler.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell throws a lazy body kick
letting Lawler counter with a right hand.
Fuckwell throws a hook but Lawler blocks it.
An inside leg kick lands from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lawler scores with a shot to the body.
Lawler looks to land a left hand but Fuckwell moved out of range nicely.
Fuckwell misses the shot to the body.
Fuckwell cracks the inside of Lawler's front leg.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Lawler dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Eyeonly Fuckwell's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Lawler scores with a jab to the body.
Lawler misses with an uppercut. Fuckwell saw that one coming.
Lawler misses with a hook.
Lawler cracks the inside of Fuckwell's front leg.
Lawler misses with a looping left.
Lawler lands a nice hook to Fuckwell's body. Fuckwell takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Lawler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fuckwell.
Lawler scores with a hook to the body. Fuckwell takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Fuckwell misses with a wild combination.
Lawler cracks a nice hook into Fuckwell's ribs.
Fuckwell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fuckwell will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Lawler blocks the body kick.
Fuckwell fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Fuckwell throws a body punch but Lawler moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lawler with a hook.
Lawler's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Fuckwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lawler scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Fuckwell throws a sloppy head kick and Lawler moves out of range easily.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Lawler is looking to slow Fuckwell down with leg kicks.
Fuckwell throws a hook to the side of Lawler's head but Lawler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lawler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fuckwell was well out of range. Poor timing from Lawler.
Fuckwell throws a nice outside leg kick.
Fuckwell misses with a hook. Lawler ducked under it nicely.
Lawler thows a body shot but no joy.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick but Lawler sees it coming and moves out of range.
Fuckwell ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Lawler misses the shot to the body.
Lawler lands with a cross.
Fuckwell tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lawler was well out of range. Poor timing from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fuckwell misses with a head kick.
Fuckwell is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Lawler feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Fuckwell's calf.
Lawler throws a low kick but Fuckwell avoids it.
Lawler cracks Fuckwell with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Lawler chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Lawler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fuckwell moves away.
Lawler lands with a good body shot.
Lawler fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Lawler fails with a takedown attempt.
Lawler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fuckwell manages to avoid it.
Fuckwell misses with a body kick.
Fuckwell avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lawler thows a body shot but no joy.
Lawler's corner calls for a 1-2. Lawler obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A punch combination from Lawler misses.
A good leg kick by Fuckwell.
A decent looking cross lands there for Lawler.
Lawler avoids the head kick by Fuckwell.
Lawler scores with a three punch combo!
A good leg kick by Fuckwell.
Eric Lawler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Lawler takes a swing at Fuckwell's ribcage but misses.
Lawler throws a leg kick but Fuckwell sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Fuckwell lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Fuckwell turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Fuckwell staying out of range there.
Lawler takes a jab right on the kisser.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lawler swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Fuckwell counters with a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell throws a sloppy head kick and Lawler moves out of range easily.
Fuckwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nice body kick there by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell lands with a thumping leg kick.
Lawler scores with a leg kick.
Fuckwell throws a jab when Lawler was well out of range.
Lawler shoots in for a takedown but Fuckwell shows good takedown defense.
Lawler keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Lawler thuds his right hand into Fuckwell's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Fuckwell pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick
and Lawler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lawler.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fuckwell throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Fuckwell looks to score with a jab to the body but Lawler is just out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Lawler.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Lawler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Eyeonly Fuckwell's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Lawler throws a jab but it's blocked by Fuckwell.
Lawler lands a really nice looking cross but Fuckwell seems unphased.
Lawler punishes Fuckwell's body with a nice straight punch.
Lawler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fuckwell cracks the inside of Lawler's front leg.
A decent looking cross lands there for Lawler.
Lawler moves out of range of the leg kick from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell throws a right hand that Lawler ducks under and follows up with a left that Lawler also avoids with ease.
Fuckwell checks a low kick from Lawler.
Fuckwell throws an overhand right that lands on Lawler's shoulder, as Lawler tries to avoid the shot.
Fuckwell throws a low kick but Lawler moves out of range easily.
Lawler shoots in for a takedown but Fuckwell shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Fuckwell works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick but Lawler checks it.
Lawler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lawler looks to land a right hand but Fuckwell moved out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Lawler checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Fuckwell throws a head kick but Lawler moves out of range.
Lawler misses with an uppercut.
A chopping leg kick lands by Fuckwell.
Lawler misses with a two punch combination.
Lawler connects with a body shot that sends Fuckwell's belly button to the back.
Left hook, right uppercut from Lawler.
Fuckwell fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Lawler is out of range.
Fuckwell throws a chopping leg kick but Lawler manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Lawler blocks a jab.
Fuckwell keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A jab from Lawler misses.
A thudding body kick lands there by Fuckwell!
Eyeonly Fuckwell has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Lawler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lawler throws a hook but Fuckwell avoids it easily.
Good standup being displayed there by Fuckwell as he connects with a hook.
Fuckwell misses with a low kick.
Fuckwell scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lawler swinging wildly here.
Lawler throws a body punch but Fuckwell moves out of range.
Lawler attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Lawler looks to score with a jab to the body but Fuckwell is just out of range.
Lawler on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Fuckwell misses with a wild body shot.
Fuckwell connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lawler connects with a solid leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell is looking to chop away at Lawler's legs.
Fuckwell throws a chopping leg kick but Lawler manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Lawler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fuckwell pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Fuckwell tries to score with a low kick but Lawler moves his leg out of the way.
Fuckwell keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fuckwell uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lawler.
Fuckwell fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lawler.
Fuckwell ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Lawler throws a jab when Fuckwell was well out of range.
Lawler misses with a body shot.
Lawler on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Lawler scores with a shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Lawler throws a quick inside leg kick.
Lawler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell connects with a leg kick. Lawler looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lawler fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Lawler looks to land a right hand but Fuckwell moved out of range.
Fuckwell fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A jab from Lawler does it's job there.
Lawler avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Fuckwell stuffs the takedown.
Fuckwell misses with a low kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fuckwell pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Fuckwell on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Lawler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fuckwell.
Lawler uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Fuckwell has time to react.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Eyeonly Fuckwell.
Well Lawler has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 28:29
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Lawler!
A victorious Eric Lawler thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.