PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lexington Snape (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rompe Kraneos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kraneos has chosen Professional Griefers as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Snape
vs
Kraneos

185 cm
18
285 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

200 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Big heart

BJJ Brown Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lexington Snape!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rompe Kraneos!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Hugh Johnson and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Snape rushes Kraneos and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Kraneos is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Snape pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Snape lands a nice knee to the body.
Kraneos looks winded!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Knees in the clinch landing for Snape.
Kraneos takes a knee to the side of the body.
Snape using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Snape with a knee to the head.

It looks like Rompe Kraneos has been cut.
Snape lands a nice knee to the body.
Snape lands a nice knee to the body.
Snape using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Snape landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Snape utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Snape working Kraneos over with knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Snape.
Kraneos takes a knee to the side of the body.
Snape landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Snape crunches a lovely knee into Kraneos's ribcage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snape is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Snape is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Snape lands a nice knee to the body.
Snape lands a nice knee to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Snape.
Snape working Kraneos over with knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Snape.
Snape lands a knee to the body.
Snape using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Snape.
Snape connects with a nasty looking knee right to Kraneos's face.
Knees in the clinch landing for Snape.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Snape scores a nice knee to the body.
Snape lands a good knee to the midsection. Kraneos won't want to take too many of those.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for Snape.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Snape putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Kraneos in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Kraneos takes a knee to the side of the body.
Kraneos has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Snape is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Snape crunches a lovely knee into Kraneos's ribcage.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Kraneos lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Snape landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Kraneos wants to take the fight to the mat but Snape manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Lexington Snape has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rompe Kraneos.
Knees to the body from Snape.
Snape putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Kraneos in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Kraneos lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Snape landing knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snape lands a knee to the body.
Kraneos should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Snape prevents the takedown attempt.
Knees to the body from Snape.
Snape lands a nice knee to the body.
Snape landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Snape working Kraneos over with knees to the body.
Kraneos blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kraneos is looking for a takedown.
Kraneos is trying to drag Snape to the mat but Snape just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Snape utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Snape.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Snape putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Kraneos in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Snape lands a knee to the body.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Snape putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Kraneos in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Snape working Kraneos over with knees to the body.
Kraneos is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Snape gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Snape utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Snape landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Snape lands a nice knee to the body.
Snape is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Knees to the body from Snape.
Snape with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Snape gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Kraneos.
Snape scores with a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lexington Snape dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rompe Kraneos's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Snape instigates a clinch.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Snape scores a nice knee to the body.
Snape putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Kraneos in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Kraneos lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Snape using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Lexington Snape has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Snape scores a nice knee to the body.
Snape is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Snape using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kraneos drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Kraneos wants a takedown.
Knees in the clinch landing for Snape.
Knees in the clinch landing for Snape.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Kraneos lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Kraneos takes a knee to the side of the body.
Snape utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Knees to the body from Snape.
Snape lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Snape prevents the takedown attempt.
Lexington Snape has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rompe Kraneos.
Snape lands a knee to the body.
A knee to the head by Snape.
Kraneos drops down looking for an ankle pick but Snape pulls his leg out and moves away.

Snape rushes Kraneos and presses him up against the cage.
Snape putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Kraneos in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Snape crunches a lovely knee into Kraneos's ribcage.
Kraneos takes a knee to the side of the body.
Snape using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Snape using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Snape gets underhooks to prevent Kraneos's takedown attempt.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Kraneos tries for a takedown. No joy.
Snape landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Snape.
Snape landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Snape scores a nice knee to the body.
Snape misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kraneos.
Kraneos has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Snape avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Kraneos lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snape utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Kraneos has Snape pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Snape manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Snape lands a knee to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Snape scores with a knee to the head.
Snape putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Kraneos in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Kraneos blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kraneos tries to pull guard but Snape forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Snape lands a nice knee to the body.
Kraneos on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Snape missing with knees to the body.
Kraneos is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Snape pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Kraneos is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Snape gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Snape connects with a nasty looking knee right to Kraneos's face.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Snape landing knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Snape misses with a knee strike.
Kraneos wants a takedown.
Snape landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Snape missing with knees to the body.
Kraneos is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Snape crunches a lovely knee into Kraneos's ribcage.
Snape working Kraneos over with knees to the body.
Snape utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Snape lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Kraneos tries to score a body lock takedown but Snape shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Snape using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Snape is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lexington Snape dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Rompe Kraneos's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Kraneos shoots in but Snape avoids the takedown attempt easily.

Snape darts in and clinches Kraneos up against the cage.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Snape.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Kraneos lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A knee to the head by Snape.
Snape putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Kraneos in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Kraneos lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Knees to the body from Snape.
Snape scores a nice knee to the body.
Snape lands a good knee to the midsection. Kraneos won't want to take too many of those.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Snape lands a good knee to the midsection. Kraneos won't want to take too many of those.
Kraneos is trying to pull guard but Snape has him pressed against the cage.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Kraneos can't get the takedown.
Lexington Snape has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rompe Kraneos.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snape using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kraneos is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Snape gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Snape landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Snape lands a nice knee to the body.
Snape stops a takedown attempt from Kraneos.
Kraneos takes a knee to the side of the body.
Snape is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Snape is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kraneos is defending well for now.
Kraneos tries for a takedown but Snape manages to get underhooks.
Knees in the clinch landing for Snape.
Snape lands a good knee to the midsection. Kraneos won't want to take too many of those.
Knees to the body from Snape.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Knees to the body from Snape.
Kraneos on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kraneos has Snape pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Snape manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Snape utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Kraneos on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Snape misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kraneos.
Kraneos has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Snape avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Kraneos wants to take the fight to the mat but Snape manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Snape landing knees to the head.
Snape crunches a lovely knee into Kraneos's ribcage.
Kraneos takes a knee right on the jaw!
Snape is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kraneos is defending well for now.
Snape is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kraneos can do to turn this around?
Knees in the clinch landing for Snape.
Kraneos jumps guard but Snape stands there with Kraneos around his waist. Kraneos gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Kraneos is looking to take this one to the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snape scores a nice knee to the body.
Snape utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Snape putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Kraneos in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Snape gets underhooks to prevent Kraneos's takedown attempt.
Snape lands a good knee to the midsection. Kraneos won't want to take too many of those.
Snape is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Snape landing knees to the body.
Snape lands a nice knee to the body.
Kraneos tries for a takedown but Snape manages to get underhooks.
Snape lands a knee to the body.
Snape putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Kraneos in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Kraneos tries to pull guard but Snape won't allow it.
Snape lands a knee to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Kraneos tries for a takedown. No joy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snape scores a nice knee to the body.
Snape utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Kraneos has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Snape after a bit of a struggle.
Snape crunches a lovely knee into Kraneos's ribcage.
Snape working Kraneos over with knees to the body.
Snape lands a knee to the body.
Kraneos takes a knee to the side of the body.
Lexington Snape is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Knees to the body from Snape.
Kraneos is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Snape gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Snape is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Rompe Kraneos has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Snape landing some nice looking knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lexington Snape showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Snape has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:24
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 30:24
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lexington Snape!
Lexington Snape decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.