PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kirk Laputa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gun Slinga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Laputa
vs
Slinga

195 cm
27
265 lbs
19 - 5 - 0

194 cm
25
285 lbs
15 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Kirk Laputa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gun Slinga!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Steven Brown and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A low kick from Laputa misses
and Slinga makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Slinga throws a nice inside leg kick.
Slinga ducks under a wild hook from Laputa.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Slinga misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slinga throws a head punch that misses.
Laputa trying to land knees to the body.
Slinga trying to control the position but instead, Laputa has worked for underhooks and has pushed Slinga into the cage.
Slinga managing to block the knees to the body from Laputa.
Laputa pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Laputa tries to work over Slinga's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Laputa blocking some punches.
Laputa misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Slinga.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Laputa pushes off an throws an elbow but Slinga leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Laputa working Slinga over with knees to the body.
Laputa blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Slinga.
Laputa is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Slinga lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Slinga misses with the head strike.
Slinga stalling against the cage.

Slinga manages to break the clinch.
A clash of legs there as Laputa blocks the low kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Laputa.
Slinga misses with a straight right.

Laputa darts in and clinches Slinga up against the cage.
Slinga softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A bit of stalling here from Laputa.
Laputa throws an elbow that misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slinga tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Laputa's elbow.
Laputa displaying some good clinch control by pressing Slinga up against the cage.
Laputa missing with knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laputa avoiding damage.
Slinga presses Laputa against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Slinga misses with a short punch on the inside.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Slinga - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Laputa lands a nice elbow.

It looks like Gun Slinga has been cut.
Laputa lands a good knee to the midsection. Slinga won't want to take too many of those.
Laputa trying to land knees to the body.
Slinga has a couple of punches blocked by Laputa.
A short right from Slinga.
Slinga displaying some good clinch control by pressing Laputa up against the cage.
Laputa crunches a lovely knee into Slinga's ribcage.
Slinga looks winded!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slinga.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Laputa.
Slinga content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Laputa is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Slinga is defending well for now.
Slinga misses with a punch to the body.
Slinga can't find room to land a body shot as Laputa controls the action.
Laputa is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Laputa.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slinga.
A bit of stalling here from Laputa.
Laputa blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Laputa tries to land knees in the clinch but Slinga avoids the damage to the body.
Slinga lands a right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laputa blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Laputa taking a breather.
Laputa putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Slinga in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Laputa utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Laputa missing with knees to the body.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Slinga blocks the elbow strike.
Slinga swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slinga tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Laputa lands a body shot in the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Laputa will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Slinga up against the cage.
Laputa stalling in the clinch but Slinga improves position.
Laputa softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kirk Laputa dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gun Slinga's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Slinga moves out of range as Laputa throws a body kick.
Slinga dodges the punch combination from Laputa.
Laputa lands a right hook to the body.
Laputa thows a left - swing and a miss!
Laputa throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Laputa fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Slinga.
Good leg kick by Laputa there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Slinga has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Laputa.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Laputa scores with a jab.
Laputa lands with a right hand.

That has opened up Gun Slinga's cut even more.
Slinga is breathing heavily.
Slinga on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Slinga connects with an inside leg kick.

Slinga clinches up against the cage.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Laputa.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Laputa utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Laputa cracks Slinga with a nice body shot.
Laputa works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Laputa is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Slinga is defending well for now.
Laputa is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Laputa lands an elbow that stopped Slinga in his tracks for a moment.
Laputa misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Slinga.
Laputa lands a nice knee to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Laputa creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Slinga's defenses.

The cut above Gun Slinga's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Slinga blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Laputa tries to land knees in the clinch but Slinga avoids the damage to the body.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Laputa stalls.
Laputa looking to throw knees to the head but Slinga is blocking nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slinga tries a body shot but Laputa blocks it.
Slinga swings wildly with an uppercut but Laputa uses good head movement to avoid it.
Laputa using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Slinga as Laputa tries to tie him up.
Slinga being controlled against the cage.
Laputa lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Slinga trying to control the position but instead, Laputa has worked for underhooks and has pushed Slinga into the cage.
Laputa throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Slinga tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slinga working aggressively here.
Slinga misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A body shot lands from Slinga.
Slinga lands a shoulder strike.
Slinga gets through Laputa's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Slinga blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Slinga blocks an elbow strike.
Laputa is looking to control Slinga's arms but Slinga gets an underhook and turns him. Now Laputa has his back to the cage.
Laputa blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slinga tries a body shot but Laputa blocks it.
Laputa is trying to stall.
Laputa is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Slinga is defending well for now.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Slinga lands a right hand that snaps the head of Laputa backwards.
Kirk Laputa has scored more points in the clinch so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laputa tries to throw a body punch but Slinga avoids it by throwing Laputa back against the cage.
Laputa working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Gun Slinga's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Laputa is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Slinga can do to turn this around?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laputa landing knees to the body.
Laputa lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Gun Slinga's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Kirk Laputa!
A relieved looking Kirk Laputa thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.