PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Muay Thai (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shane Luger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Thai comes to the cage accompanied by Town Called Malice. Luger comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Right Here, Right Now - Fatboy Slim kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Muay Thai is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Thai
vs
Luger

191 cm
28
249 lbs
24 - 10 - 0

196 cm
28
248 lbs
21 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Muay Thai!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Shane Luger!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, James Glass and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Luger throws a chopping leg kick but Thai manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Luger swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thai cracks Luger with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Luger throws a hook but Thai avoids it easily.
Thai walks into a jab.
Luger uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Thai tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Luger is able to avoid easily.
Luger takes a swing at Thai's ribcage but misses.
Luger looks to land a right hand but Thai moved out of range.
Luger checks a leg kick.
Thai avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Luger ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Luger misses with a straight right.
Luger is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thai.
Thai misses with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Luger misses the shot to the body.
Nice shot lands for Thai.

It looks like Shane Luger has been cut.
Luger bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Luger throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Thai tests Luger's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A big left from Thai misses.
Thai lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Luger walks into a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Luger throws out a loose jab but Thai uses good head movement to avoid it.
Luger bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Luger feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Thai's calf.

Oooooh!!! Thai has knocked Luger down with a huge combo! Thai steps away and waves a wobbly Luger back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Luger ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thai moves away.
Thai staying out of range there.
Luger looks to land a right hand but Thai moved out of range.
Thai scores with a jab to the jaw.
Luger checks the leg kick nicely there.
Luger slips under a jab.
Nice defenses there by Thai.
Luger tries a head kick but it misses.
Luger throws a low kick but Thai moves out of range easily.
Luger fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Thai checks it well.
An inside leg kick lands from Luger.
Thai moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Thai lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thai throws the left hand but Luger avoids the punch easily.
A combination from Thai does no damage.
Luger feints and then cracks Thai's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Thai down.
Thai ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Luger throws a wild body kick that Thai sees coming a mile off.
Luger slips under a jab.
Luger checks a leg kick.
Thai scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Luger doesn't seem bothered though.
Luger looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
An inside leg kick lands from Thai.
Luger uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thai.
Luger throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Luger misses with a hook.
Thai missing with a left hand there. Luger was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thai with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Luger throws a shot from downtown. Thai moves away and avoids it.
Luger thuds a left hand into Thai's body.
Luger tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Thai is able to avoid easily.
Thai throws a leg kick that is checked
and Luger cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Luger misses with a hook. Thai ducked under it nicely.
Thai feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Luger's calf.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Thai connects with a leg kick. Luger looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Thai throws a low kick but Luger avoids it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Thai. That's going to slow Luger down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Muay Thai dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Shane Luger's cut.
That's time! Thai's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Luger is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Thai.
Thai checks a low kick from Luger.
Luger misses with a looping right.
Thai walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Luger checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Luger throws a lazy uppercut
and Thai finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Luger gets cracked there but stands up to it.

That has opened up Shane Luger's cut even more.
Luger fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thai manages to avoid it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thai ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Luger moves away.
Thai connects with a crisp jab.
A swing and a miss from Thai.
Thai connects with a solid leg kick.
Thai ducks under a wild hook from Luger.
Luger scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Thai doesn't seem bothered though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thai ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Luger moves away.
Thai keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Luger throws a sloppy head kick and Thai moves out of range easily.
Luger is looking to chop away at Thai's legs.
Luger misses with a hook
and Thai counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Luger ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thai moves away.
A shot to the liver by Thai. Beautiful body shot.
Nice uppercut lands for Thai. That snapped Luger's head back.
An inside leg kick from Luger misses.
Thai lets loose with a powerful body kick. Luger will feel that in the morning.
Luger is breathing heavily.
Thai bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Luger.
Shane Luger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Luger slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Thai walks into a jab.
Thai takes a swing at Luger's ribcage but misses.
Luger misses the shot to the body.
Thai throws a solid leg kick but Luger takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Thai.
Thai throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Thai rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Luger moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Thai connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Luger misses with an uppercut.
A solid body kick from Thai.
Thai misses with a looping left.
Thai fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Muay Thai is winning the standup battle so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Luger misses with a hook. Thai ducked under it nicely.
Thai throws a push kick but Luger slaps the foot to one side.
Luger tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thai was well out of range. Poor timing from Luger.
Thai buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Thai fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Luger.
A low kick from Thai misses
and Luger counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Luger motions for Thai to come forward. Luger throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A lazy left from Thai finds it's target.
Luger misses with a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Luger tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Luger showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Thai.
Thai slips under a jab from Luger.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thai takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Luger throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Thai looks to land a combination but Luger avoids it well.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thai fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Luger checks it well.
Thai looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Luger throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Thai stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Thai takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Thai takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Thai lands with a straight right. Luger didn't see that one coming.
Luger looks to land a body kick but Thai moved away.
Some bone on bone action there as Thai checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Muay Thai dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Shane Luger's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Thai blocks a jab.
Luger misses the jab.
Luger swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Luger tries to land a leg kick but Thai saw it coming and moves away.
Luger moves away from the strike by Thai.
Thai lands a glancing blow to the side of Luger's head.
Thai scoring well with a low kick there.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Luger might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Thai has got the better of the exchanges.
Luger dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Luger throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thai ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Luger ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thai moves away.
Luger throws a looping overhand right but Thai ducks down to avoid it.
Good leg kick by Thai there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Luger walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Thai checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Thai throws a nice inside leg kick.
Luger attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Luger turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Thai lands a nice leg kick that just misses Luger's sensitive parts.
Luger's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Luger takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Thai blocks a low kick nicely.
Thai throws a leg kick which misses Luger's front leg but catches the back leg as Luger tries to avoid it.
Luger walks into a stiff left hand from Thai.
Luger takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Luger throws a leg kick
and Thai counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Thai throws a leg kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Thai lands a big head kick that sends Luger tumbling to the mat! Thai takes a step backwards and waves Luger back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Luger is rocked!
Thai is looking to slow Luger down with leg kicks.
Luger is still on wobbly legs! Can Thai finish him?
Luger takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Crack! Thai connects with the perfect overhand right and Luger falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Thai!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Muay Thai!
Muay Thai retains his heavyweight title!
Our winner, Muay Thai, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.