PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Autumn Hunter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holyshit comes to the cage accompanied by Lil Wayne- I feel like dying. Hunter comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Holyshit
vs
Hunter

196 cm
31
263 lbs
30 - 14 - 1

200 cm
27
276 lbs
18 - 4 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 14 - 1, fighting out of New York, Evander Holyshit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 4 - 1, fighting out of New York, Autumn Hunter!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Chris Downing and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Holyshit thuds a left hand into Hunter's body.
Hunter loads up on a big right hand but Holyshit slips the punch.
Holyshit will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Holyshit dips to his left and cracks Hunter with an uppercut!
Hunter takes a swing at Holyshit's ribcage but misses.
Holyshit scores with a decent looking hook.
Hunter takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Hunter lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

It looks like Evander Holyshit has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Holyshit motions for Hunter to come forward. Holyshit throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Holyshit is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hunter.
Holyshit scores with a jab to the jaw.
Holyshit fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Hunter has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Hunter walks into a left hand.
Holyshit misses with a body kick.
Holyshit wants to slow Hunter down by chopping away at his legs.
Holyshit throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hunter.
Holyshit throws a quick inside leg kick.
Hunter connects with a nice looking jab.
Hunter scores with a jab to the jaw.
Autumn Hunter is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Holyshit misses with a left hand
and Hunter counters with a nice uppercut.
A jab from Hunter finds it's way through Holyshit's defenses.
A head kick misses from Holyshit.
Holyshit loads up on a big right hand but Hunter slips the punch.
Holyshit cracks Hunter with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Holyshit throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Holyshit pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Holyshit misses the jab.
Holyshit takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

Hunter pushes Holyshit up against the cage in a clinch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Holyshit is trying to break the clinch but Hunter has him pressed against the cage.
Hunter pushes off an throws an elbow but Holyshit leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hunter crunches a lovely knee into Holyshit's ribcage.
Hunter misses with a body punch.
Hunter lands a left hand.
Nice body punch from Hunter - that landed with a thud.
Holyshit wants to break free but Hunter has control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hunter lands a right hand.
Holyshit tries to break free but Hunter pushes him back against the cage.
A short right from Hunter.
Hunter scores with a nice hook to the head.
Holyshit tries to circle away but Hunter has him pinned against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Hunter as the two fighters clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Hunter obliges.
Holyshit is breathing heavily.
Hunter landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Hunter doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hunter lands with a short shot to the head.
A shot in the inside from Hunter.
Hunter tries to throw a body punch but Holyshit avoids it by throwing Hunter back against the cage.
Hunter stalling.
Holyshit has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Holyshit tries to break free but Hunter pushes him back against the cage.
Hunter slowing the pace effectively.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit is trying to break the clinch but Hunter has him pressed against the cage.
Holyshit can't get the takedown.
Holyshit avoids a wild elbow strike from Hunter.
Holyshit throws a head punch that misses.
A bit of stalling here from Hunter.
Holyshit managing to block the knees to the body from Hunter.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Hunter misses with a punch to the body.
Holyshit tries to break free but Hunter pushes him back against the cage.
Hunter blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Holyshit working aggressively here.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Hunter.
Hunter is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Hunter obliges.
Hunter lands a hook that snaps the head of Holyshit backwards.

Holyshit pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hunter lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Holyshit at a distance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Holyshit keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Holyshit swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Hunter.
Holyshit throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hunter sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hunter avoids the head kick by Holyshit.
Holyshit has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hunter.
Holyshit swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hunter motions for Holyshit to come forward. Hunter throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hunter works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Hunter ducks under a wild hook from Holyshit.
Holyshit takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Hunter scores with a jab.
Holyshit takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hunter smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Holyshit misses with a body kick.
Evander Holyshit seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A decent looking cross lands there for Hunter.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Hunter lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Holyshit has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Holyshit and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Autumn Hunter dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Evander Holyshit's cut.
That's time! Holyshit's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Holyshit is looking to score with low kicks.
Holyshit looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hunter looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nice uppercut there from Hunter.
Holyshit swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Holyshit is looking to land body kicks.
Holyshit tries to bum rush Hunter with a series of wild strikes but Hunter uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hunter misses with an uppercut. Holyshit saw that one coming.
Holyshit lands a jab to Hunter's midsection.
Hunter walks into a straight right hand from Holyshit.
Holyshit looks to land a body kick but Hunter moved away.
Hunter keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hunter throws a push kick but Holyshit slaps the foot to one side.
Some wild striking there from Hunter.
Hunter throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Autumn Hunter seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Holyshit tries to work over Hunter's front leg with a kick but Hunter checks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Holyshit. Hunter does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hunter looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Hunter lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Hunter scores with a leg kick.
Hunter's corner calls for a 1-2. Hunter obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Holyshit takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Holyshit blocks the body kick.
Holyshit bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Hunter swings for the body but Holyshit moves out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Holyshit throws a body kick that misses.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Hunter scores with a jab.
Hunter steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Holyshit.
Hunter lands a slapping body shot.
Holyshit thows a leg kick but Hunter checks it
and Hunter counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hunter throws a body punch but Holyshit moves out of range.
Holyshit takes a swing at Hunter's ribcage but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hunter throws a nice outside leg kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Hunter. That snapped Holyshit's head back.
Holyshit moves out of range of the body kick from Hunter.
Hunter lands a nice leg kick that just misses Holyshit's sensitive parts.
Hunter throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Holyshit on the side of the head.
Holyshit lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A clash of legs there as Holyshit blocks the low kick.
Hunter lands with a right hand.
A slapping leg kick lands for Hunter.
Holyshit jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Crunch! Holyshit slams his shin into Hunter's torso.
Holyshit misses with a leg kick

and Hunter counters by moving into the clinch.
Holyshit is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Hunter pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hunter tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Holyshit's elbow.
Hunter keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Holyshit's efforts to push away.
Hunter gets underhooks to prevent Holyshit's takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit tries to break the clinch but Hunter is controlling the position.
Hunter is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Holyshit is defending well for now.
Hunter stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Hunter lands a body shot in the clinch.
Hunter working some nice short punches in the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Hunter.
Knees to the body from Hunter.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A body shot lands from Hunter.
Holyshit being controlled against the cage.

Hunter pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hunter throws a nice inside leg kick.
Holyshit on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Holyshit thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit swats away the attempt to clinch by Hunter.
Hunter tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hunter connects with a single shot there.
Hunter lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Holyshit misses with a lunging right hand
and Hunter counters with a nice body shot.
Hunter ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Holyshit moves away.
Holyshit on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A big right from Holyshit misses.
Hunter throws a quick inside leg kick.

Hunter gets a clinch.
A right hand to the body from Hunter.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Hunter breaks the clinch.
Holyshit is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Hunter fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Holyshit takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Autumn Hunter showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Evander Holyshit's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Hunter throws a right and a left that Holyshit avoids nicely.
Holyshit pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hunter digs a good body shot into Holyshit's ribs.
Holyshit throws a head kick that misses.
Hunter lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Holyshit circles away quickly and effectively.
Holyshit tries to land a leg kick but Hunter saw it coming and moves away.
Holyshit tries to land a front kick but Hunter steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Holyshit is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Holyshit blocks a jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Holyshit misses the target.
Holyshit takes one on the button.
Holyshit attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Hunter throws a body punch but Holyshit moves out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Holyshit.
Hunter swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hunter has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hunter jabs Holyshit to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Holyshit walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Hunter throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Holyshit throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Hunter lands with a straight right. Holyshit didn't see that one coming.
Hunter misses with the combination.
Hunter pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hunter fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Holyshit looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Hunter checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Some bone on bone action there as Hunter checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

Hunter has managed to clinch.
Hunter comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Holyshit fails to pull guard.
Holyshit is looking to break free of the clinch but Hunter has double underhooks.
Holyshit is trying to break the clinch but Hunter has him pressed against the cage.
Hunter lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Hunter tries to work over Holyshit's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Holyshit has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Hunter uses from the top position.
Hunter is stalling in the full guard.
Let's hope that Hunter has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Autumn Hunter hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Holyshit throws a jab when Hunter was well out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit throws a head kick that misses.
Jab, jab by Holyshit - just one landing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hunter. Holyshit does a little dance to reset his feet.
Holyshit looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Hunter turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Hunter thows a body shot but no joy.
Holyshit avoids a kick to the body.
Holyshit takes a jab right on the kisser.
Autumn Hunter is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Holyshit uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Hunter has time to react.
Hunter throws a quick inside leg kick.
Hunter misses with a wild combination.
Holyshit goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Hunter looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Holyshit throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hunter takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Evander Holyshit has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Hunter.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Holyshit is looking to chop away at Hunter's legs.
Holyshit tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Hunter lands with a kick to the temple. Holyshit shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Hunter misses with a wild body shot.
Hunter looks to land a combination but Holyshit avoids it well.
Hunter uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Holyshit.
Hunter takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Hunter connects with a right hand. Holyshit shakes it off.
Hunter throws a quick inside leg kick.
A big left from Holyshit misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hunter lands a nice leg kick that just misses Holyshit's sensitive parts.
Hunter digs a good hook to Holyshit's body.
Hunter scores with a three punch combo!
A nice leg kick lands there from Hunter.

And that's the end of the fight!
Autumn Hunter comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Hunter has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Autumn Hunter!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Autumn Hunter made sure he mentioned Unique Wear and Custom Design, along with how happy he was to win his fight.