PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bonald Scott (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wooden Pencil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Scott comes to the cage accompanied by Hell's Bells. Pencil has chosen Full Retard as his entrance music. Both these fighters are unbeaten, so somebody's 0 has got to go!Wooden Pencil is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Scott
vs
Pencil

180 cm
23
139 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

185 cm
21
193 lbs
9 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Very quick

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Dragon

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bonald Scott!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Scott checks the leg kick.
Pencil scores with a jab. Scott acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Pencil lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Pencil scores with a head kick. Scott tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

Scott is rocked!

Pencil cracks Scott with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Scott looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Pencil finish him?
Oh Scott is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
BAM! Pencil delivers a spinning backfist that drops Scott like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Wooden Pencil!
A relieved looking Wooden Pencil thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.