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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Dick Dingleberry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eriku Landstrimma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dingleberry kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is PANTERA - F*CKING HOSTILE. Eriku Landstrimma has the eye of the tiger tonight.



180 cm
31
142 lbs
24 - 8 - 2
164 cm
32
144 lbs
24 - 10 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 8 - 2, fighting out of London, Dick Dingleberry!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eriku Landstrimma!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Colin Fray and Chris Saunders.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Landstrimma connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The fighters circling - Landstrimma throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dingleberry keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Landstrimma.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Dingleberry.
Dingleberry throws a leg kick
and Landstrimma counters with an inside leg kick.
Dingleberry scores with a decent looking hook.
The crowd cheers as Landstrimma lands an impressive looking overhand right. Dingleberry doesn't seem phased though.
Dingleberry avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Landstrimma misses with a lunging right hand

and Dingleberry counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Dingleberry prevents Landstrimma from standing back up.
Dingleberry trying to pass the guard but Landstrimma defending well.
Dingleberry will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

Dingleberry is working for a kimura but Landstrimma is defending it quite comfortably.
Dingleberry trying to control from Landstrimma's half guard. Landstrimma has other ideas though and has regained full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dingleberry tries to free his leg and advance position but Landstrimma is retaining full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Landstrimma manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Dingleberry manages to get himself to full guard.
Dingleberry keeping moving, preventing Landstrimma from controlling successfully.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Landstrimma accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Landstrimma throws an elbow that misses. Dingleberry uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Landstrimma's guard. Nice move by Dingleberry!
Dingleberry looking to sit in guard and control but Landstrimma gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Landstrimma looking to pass the guard.
Landstrimma sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Dingleberry's guard.

Landstrimma wants to work for an arm triangle but Dingleberry is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Dingleberry gets back to full guard.

Dingleberry escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Landstrimma gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Landstrimma working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Landstrimma stopping the sweep attempt from Dingleberry.
Landstrimma with a flurry of punches that miss.
Landstrimma throws an elbow that misses. Dingleberry uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Landstrimma's guard. Nice move by Dingleberry!
Dingleberry lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Landstrimma wants to sweep here but Dingleberry controlling him for the moment.
Landstrimma seems keen to control Dingleberry's posture.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dingleberry working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Dingleberry throws a big elbow that misses.
Landstrimma wants to improve his position but instead Dingleberry has moved into half guard.
Landstrimma is trying to maintain the position but Dingleberry is very close to passing his half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dingleberry thows a huge punch but Landstrimma dodges it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Dick Dingleberry will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.


Dingleberry walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Good leg kick by Landstrimma there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

Landstrimma rushes Dingleberry and presses him up against the cage.
Dingleberry misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dingleberry misses with a hook to the ribs.
Landstrimma misses with a punch to the body.
Landstrimma stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.

Dingleberry breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Landstrimma misses with an attempted mid kick.
Landstrimma throws a poor cross that misses

and Dingleberry counters with a takedown into side control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dingleberry wants to take a breather but Landstrimma manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Dingleberry.
Landstrimma seems keen to control Dingleberry's posture.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Landstrimma controls Dingleberry momentarily but Dingleberry frees himself.
Landstrimma keeping moving, preventing Dingleberry from controlling successfully.
Dingleberry looking to sit in guard and control but Landstrimma gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Landstrimma throws an elbow that misses. Dingleberry uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Landstrimma's guard. Nice move by Dingleberry!
Dick Dingleberry overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Dingleberry tries to free his leg and advance position but Landstrimma is retaining full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Landstrimma trying to control the position here.
Landstrimma is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Dingleberry trying to control but Landstrimma is working from the bottom.
Dingleberry lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Landstrimma utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Landstrimma is pulling down on Dingleberry's head. It's preventing any offense from Dingleberry, at least for the moment.
Dingleberry throws a strike but Landstrimma rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Dingleberry wants to sweep but no luck.

Dingleberry is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Landstrimma working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Landstrimma postures up in Dingleberry's guard and throws a big left but Dingleberry blocks it.
Landstrimma tries to free his leg and advance position but Dingleberry is retaining full guard.
Landstrimma trying to control the position from guard on top but Dingleberry is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Landstrimma postures up.
Landstrimma won't allow Dingleberry to sweep him here.
Dingleberry keeping full guard, as Landstrimma tries to pass.
Dingleberry bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Landstrimma's guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Landstrimma utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Dingleberry trying to control but Landstrimma is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Dick Dingleberry will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.


Landstrimma wants to slow Dingleberry down by chopping away at his legs.
Dingleberry lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Landstrimma circles away quickly and effectively.
Dingleberry looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Landstrimma.
Dingleberry throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Dingleberry throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Landstrimma sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dingleberry is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Landstrimma.
Landstrimma attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Landstrimma just misses with a punch to the body.
Landstrimma is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dingleberry.
Landstrimma tries to clinch up but Dingleberry circles away and keeps his distance.
Landstrimma takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Dick Dingleberry seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dingleberry uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Dingleberry throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Landstrimma stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some bone on bone action there as Landstrimma checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Landstrimma throws a leg kick but Dingleberry moved away.
Landstrimma slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Landstrimma wants to land a leg kick but Dingleberry is out of range.
Dingleberry connects with a solid leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dingleberry. Landstrimma does a little dance to reset his feet.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Landstrimma checks a leg kick.
Landstrimma lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Landstrimma wants to slow Dingleberry down by chopping away at his legs.
Landstrimma fakes the leg kick and cracks Dingleberry in the body.
Landstrimma misses with a looping left.
Dingleberry takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Dingleberry throws a quick inside leg kick.
Landstrimma has a takedown stuffed.
The crowd cheers as Dingleberry lands an impressive looking overhand right. Landstrimma doesn't seem phased though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Landstrimma thumps Dingleberry with a low kick.

Dingleberry tries to keep at a distance but Landstrimma has taken the fight into the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Dingleberry pulls guard.
Dingleberry utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Landstrimma looking to pass the guard.
Dingleberry looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Landstrimma throwing strikes from guard but Dingleberry blocks nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Landstrimma is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Dingleberry is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Dingleberry has escaped and now he's on top!
Dingleberry slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Dingleberry trying to control the position but Landstrimma is working away.
Landstrimma manages to work his way to half guard, despite Dingleberry's best efforts.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Landstrimma is not content to let Dingleberry control the position.
Dingleberry sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Landstrimma defending well though.
Dingleberry tries to pass the half guard into mount. Landstrimma knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Dingleberry sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Landstrimma defending well though.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dingleberry misses with a head shot. Landstrimma uses the momentum to regain guard.
Dingleberry stays in close to Landstrimma's body and controls the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Dingleberry clearly takes that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


Landstrimma takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Landstrimma will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dingleberry walks into a straight right hand from Landstrimma.
Dingleberry scores with a kick to the body.
Landstrimma throws a solid leg kick but Dingleberry takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Landstrimma.
Landstrimma on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Landstrimma throws a leg kick that misses.
Dingleberry misses with a takedown attempt - Landstrimma sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Landstrimma connects with a jab.
Landstrimma tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dingleberry scores with a decent looking hook.
Dingleberry connects with the punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dingleberry thumps Landstrimma with a low kick.
Dingleberry is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Dingleberry with a nice cross.
Dingleberry thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Landstrimma if he has to take too many more of those.

Landstrimma shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Dingleberry manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Landstrimma lands a couple of elbows.
Landstrimma trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Landstrimma throws an elbow that misses. Dingleberry uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Landstrimma's guard. Nice move by Dingleberry!
Dingleberry stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Landstrimma swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dingleberry missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Landstrimma is looking for a triangle but Dingleberry pushes his legs off easily.
Landstrimma avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Landstrimma avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Landstrimma has control of Dingleberry's left arm, preventing Dingleberry from doing any damage.
Landstrimma is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Dingleberry postures up in Landstrimma's guard and throws a big left but Landstrimma blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Landstrimma wants to sweep but no luck.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Dingleberry stands and throws Landstrimma's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Dingleberry throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Dingleberry working away.
Both fighters take a look at the clock.
Dingleberry trying to control the action but Landstrimma is working from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Dingleberry is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Landstrimma has escaped the position, nice work there.
Dingleberry looks up at the clock and then as Landstrimma takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Dingleberry smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dingleberry tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dingleberry passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Landstrimma!
Landstrimma is in a horrible position here. Dingleberry smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Dingleberry had his way with Eriku Landstrimma in that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!


Dingleberry misses with a leg kick

and Landstrimma counters by clinching up.
Dingleberry lands with a light punch inside.
Dingleberry has Landstrimma pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Landstrimma manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Dingleberry prevents a body shot from Landstrimma.
Landstrimma tries to throw a body punch but Dingleberry avoids it by throwing Landstrimma back against the cage.
Dingleberry tries to throw a body punch but Landstrimma avoids it by throwing Dingleberry back against the cage.
Nice body punch from Landstrimma - that landed with a thud.
Dingleberry blocks a body shot from Landstrimma.
Dingleberry lands with a right to the head.
Dingleberry tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Landstrimma just stands there and leans against the cage.
Dingleberry really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Landstrimma misses with the head strike.
Landstrimma struggles to land a body shot inside as Dingleberry controls his hands.
Landstrimma throws a punch but it's blocked by Dingleberry.
Stalling in the clinch from Dingleberry.

Dingleberry breaks from the clinch.
Dingleberry throws a leg kick but Landstrimma checks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dingleberry lands a jab to the nose.
Dingleberry throws a front kick aimed at Landstrimma's knee but Landstrimma avoids it well.
Dingleberry fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dick Dingleberry. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A jab from Dingleberry does it's job there.
Landstrimma takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dingleberry has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Landstrimma.
Landstrimma misses the shot to the body.
Dingleberry misses with a straight right.
Dingleberry cracks a nice hook into Landstrimma's ribs.
Good standup being displayed there by Landstrimma as he connects with a hook.
Landstrimma throws a hook but Dingleberry blocks it.
Dingleberry throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Landstrimma's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Landstrimma blocks the low kick.
Landstrimma closes this distance looking for a takedown but Dingleberry circles away.
Dingleberry throws out a leg kick but Landstrimma moves out of range and Dingleberry only half commits.
Landstrimma feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Dingleberry's calf.
Landstrimma is looking to clinch but Dingleberry is avoiding it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dingleberry tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Dingleberry chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Landstrimma can pounce on him.
Landstrimma avoids the body shot from Dingleberry.
Landstrimma goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A swing and a miss from Landstrimma.
Dingleberry swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dingleberry ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dingleberry is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Landstrimma.
Landstrimma lands with a kick to the temple. Dingleberry shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Eriku Landstrimma has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dingleberry is looking to score with low kicks.
Dingleberry blocks a head kick by Landstrimma.
Landstrimma throws a big shot that misses.
Dingleberry lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Dingleberry lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Landstrimma throws a leg kick that is checked

so Dingleberry counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Dingleberry controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Dingleberry stopping the sweep attempt from Landstrimma.
Landstrimma is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dingleberry engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Dingleberry is looking to work some ground and pound but Landstrimma has wrist control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dingleberry working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Landstrimma's head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dingleberry throws an elbow that misses. Landstrimma uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Dingleberry's guard. Nice move by Landstrimma!
Landstrimma lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dick Dingleberry showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dingleberry, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 50:45
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 50:45
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 50:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dick Dingleberry!

Dick Dingleberry retains his bantamweight title!
Dick Dingleberry bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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