PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lincoln Burrows (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Burrows comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Sweet Child 'O Mine kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Bateman
vs
Burrows

203 cm
26
274 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

186 cm
28
245 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Takeover

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lincoln Burrows!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Roosa Järviläinen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bateman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Burrows throws out the jab.
Burrows swings widly with a right hand
and Bateman counters with a nice body kick.
Burrows takes one to the chin there.
A swing and a miss from Burrows.
Burrows swings widly with a right hand
letting Bateman counter with a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Burrows jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A big right from Burrows misses.
Bateman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Burrows rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bateman counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Burrows misses with a lunging right hand

and Bateman counters with a crisp one two that drops Burrows! Bateman thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Burrows to his feet! Burrows is in big trouble!

Burrows is rocked!
Burrows looks winded!
Bateman Throws a clean left jab. Bateman Twirls his body and connects with a Spinning Back Fist that connects flush with Burrows's chin! Burrows crumbles to the ground and Bateman follows up with some unanswered strikes. It's all over!! Nice standup skills displayed by Bateman!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Patrick Bateman!
A very excited looking Patrick Bateman made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.