PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Martinez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Martinez comes into the arena with Puya -- Sal Pa' Fuera blaring out of the sound system. Homer Simpson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Martinez
vs
Simpson

165 cm
39
158 lbs
37 - 15 - 0

170 cm
36
156 lbs
37 - 16 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Crippler\'s Corner
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jesus Martinez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 37 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson !
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Dillan Fox and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson misses the shot to the body.
Simpson ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Simpson feints and then cracks Martinez's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Martinez down.
Simpson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Martinez.
Simpson throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Martinez stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A punch lands to the side of Martinez 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Martinez tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Martinez misses the body punch
and Simpson makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Simpson scores with a jab to the body.
Simpson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Simpson lands a nice shot that snaps Martinez's head back.
Martinez lands a nice leg kick that just misses Simpson 's sensitive parts.
Simpson misses with a few strikes there.
Martinez has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Martinez there as he acknowledges the shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Martinez.
Horrible takedown by Martinez or perhaps it was just good defense by Simpson which made him look bad.
Good shot there by Simpson .
Martinez stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Simpson .
A jab lands there for Martinez.
Martinez fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Simpson manages to avoid it.
Simpson misses with an uppercut. Martinez saw that one coming.
Martinez tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Simpson was well out of range. Poor timing from Martinez.
Simpson lands a head shot.
Simpson bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Nice jab there from Simpson .

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Martinez misses with a wild body shot.
Simpson throws a good cross that connects.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Martinez steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Simpson .
Jab, jab by Martinez - just one landing.
Simpson scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Simpson throws a half hearted mid kick.
Martinez shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Simpson as he avoids it easily.
Nice cross by Simpson .
Martinez misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Martinez tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Simpson lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Martinez missing with a left hand there. Simpson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab by Simpson .
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Simpson - that will leave a mark!
Martinez gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Simpson .
Martinez ducks under a wild hook from Simpson .
Simpson thuds his right hand into Martinez's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
A solid leg kick lands there for Simpson .
Martinez misses with a wild body shot.
Simpson moves out of range of the leg kick from Martinez.
A solid leg kick lands there for Simpson .
Simpson tests Martinez's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Simpson scores with the left hand. Martinez knows he should have avoided that one.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Simpson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Homer Simpson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Martinez blocks a leg kick.
Simpson is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Martinez had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Simpson throws a leg kick that misses.
Simpson misses with a leg kick.
Simpson throws a low kick but it's checked well by Martinez.
Martinez has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Simpson .
Simpson jabs Martinez right on the nose. Martinez blinks but takes it well.
An inside leg kick from Martinez misses.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Simpson .
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Martinez throws a looping overhand right but Simpson ducks down to avoid it.
A thudding body kick lands there by Simpson !
A cross from Simpson lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Homer Simpson dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Martinez misses with a hook. Simpson ducked under it nicely.
Simpson throws a leg kick but Martinez sees it coming and moves out of range.
Simpson moves out of range as Martinez strikes.
Homer Simpson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Martinez on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Simpson avoids the body shot from Martinez.
Martinez thuds a left hand into Simpson 's body.
Simpson cracks Martinez with an open hand slap.
Simpson listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Martinez has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Simpson finds it's way round the side to connect with Martinez's head.

Martinez is rocked!
Simpson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Martinez.
Oh Martinez is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Martinez throws a nice looking combination but Simpson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Martinez seems to have got his legs back now.
Martinez stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Simpson .

That's one minute gone in the round.
Martinez fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Simpson manages to avoid it.
Martinez swinging wildly here.
Martinez is looking to wear down Simpson with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

Martinez drives through with a takedown into guard.
Simpson is trying to keep Martinez in close.
Simpson keeping moving, preventing Martinez from controlling successfully.
Simpson is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Simpson trying to pass the guard but Martinez defending well.
Martinez wants to improve his position but Simpson is controlling well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson trying to control the pace.
Simpson tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Martinez.
Martinez works his way to full guard. Good work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson wants to stand but Martinez is controlling his posture from full guard.
Martinez tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Martinez looking to control.
Simpson preventing the sweep.
Simpson controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.

Martinez throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Simpson looking to pass the guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Simpson stands and steps away. Martinez gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Martinez connects with a nice looking jab.
Simpson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Martinez.
Martinez looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Martinez fails with an attempt to clinch.
Simpson fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Martinez is out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Martinez uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Simpson .
Simpson tests Martinez's chin there with a solid looking shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Homer Simpson will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Martinez is looking to clinch.
Simpson takes a swing at Martinez's ribcage but misses.
Simpson throws a leg kick but Martinez sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Simpson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Martinez.
Simpson fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Martinez on the side of the head.
Martinez throws a low kick but it's checked well by Simpson .
A nice inside leg kick there by Simpson . That's going to slow Martinez down.
Simpson throws a leg kick but Martinez sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Simpson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Simpson scores with a jab.
Simpson takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Martinez lands a jab to the nose.
Simpson throws a nice outside leg kick.
Simpson scores with a push kick.
Simpson jabs Martinez to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Simpson throws a nice outside leg kick.
Simpson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Martinez sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Simpson lands with a straight right. Martinez didn't see that one coming.
Martinez throws a hook to the side of Simpson 's head but Simpson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Martinez shoots in for a takedown but Simpson shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
A bone on bone clash there as Martinez blocks the leg kick.
Jesus Martinez has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson works the jab nicely.
Simpson buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Martinez is defended easily by Simpson .
Simpson fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Martinez looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Simpson swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Martinez.
Martinez looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Simpson avoids the body shot from Martinez.
Simpson throws out a powerful jab.
A low kick from Martinez misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Martinez.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jesus Martinez. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Martinez pushes Simpson up against the cage in a clinch.

Simpson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A slow jab from Martinez misses its intended target.
Martinez chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Simpson can pounce on him.
Martinez walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Simpson sizes up Martinez with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Simpson ducks under a wild hook from Martinez.
Simpson scores with a nice right hand.
Jab from Simpson .
Simpson blocks a jab.
Simpson tests Martinez's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson lands a slapping body shot.
Simpson scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Simpson defending well as Martinez loads up on a big left hand.
Martinez walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Simpson scores with a crisp jab that stopped Martinez in his tracks.
Martinez misses with a body shot
and Simpson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Martinez throws a sloppy head kick and Simpson moves out of range easily.
Martinez is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Oooooh!!! Simpson has knocked Martinez down with a huge combo! Simpson steps away and waves a wobbly Martinez back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Simpson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Simpson cracks Martinez with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Martinez falls to his knees and Simpson doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Homer Simpson !
Homer Simpson decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.