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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dirk Diggler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dragon Slayer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Diggler comes to the cage accompanied by YO GOTTI - SOMEBODY WATCHIN ME. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Dragon Slayer was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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196 lbs
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197 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Dirk Diggler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dragon Slayer!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Daniel Bishop and Andrew Berry.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diggler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slayer.
Diggler thows a body shot but no joy.
Diggler rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Slayer moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Slayer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Diggler counters with an inside leg kick.
Diggler fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Slayer is looking to chop away at Diggler's legs.
Diggler tries to clinch up but Slayer circles away and keeps his distance.
Slayer throws a hook but Diggler avoids it easily.
Slayer throws a nice inside leg kick.
Slayer misses the shot to the body.
Donk. Diggler catches Slayer right on the button with a cross.
Diggler takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Slayer looks to score with a jab to the body but Diggler is just out of range.
Diggler misses with a hook. Slayer ducked under it nicely.
Diggler throws a head kick but Slayer moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slayer misses with a hook. Diggler ducked under it nicely.
Slayer looks to land a right hand but Diggler moved out of range.
Slayer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Slayer throws a big shot that misses.
Diggler checks a leg kick.
Slayer connects with a single shot there.
Diggler connects with the punch.
Slayer scores with a leg kick.
Diggler shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Slayer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Slayer throws a leg kick that misses.
Slayer misses with an uppercut.
Dragon Slayer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slayer catches Diggler with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slayer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slayer lands a nice looking body kick.
Slayer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Slayer throws a lazy right hand but Diggler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Slayer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Diggler manages to avoid it.
Slayer throws a half hearted mid kick.
Slayer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diggler.
Slayer cracks the inside of Diggler's front leg.
Slayer looks to land a body kick but Diggler moved away.
Diggler feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Slayer's calf.
Slayer lunges at Diggler with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Diggler's hand.
Slayer lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slayer walks into a straight right hand from Diggler.
Diggler keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Diggler tests Slayer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Slayer with a hook.
Diggler scores with a jab to the head.
Diggler scores with a nice strike.
Slayer throws a head kick but Diggler moves out of range.
Diggler throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Slayer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Diggler checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Diggler checks a leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Slayer lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Diggler has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Diggler and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slayer scores with a kick to the body.
Diggler takes one on the button.
Crunch! Diggler slams his shin into Slayer's torso.
Slayer thows a body shot but no joy.
Diggler throws a series of punches but Slayer avoids them all with ease.
Slayer throws a hook but Diggler avoids it easily.
Slayer on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Diggler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slayer.
Slayer throws a lazy head kick
and Slayer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Diggler throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Slayer tries a head kick but it misses.
Jab from Slayer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Dragon Slayer will probably get the nod.
That's time! Diggler's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Both fighters circling a little - Slayer finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Slayer.
Diggler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Diggler throws a sloppy head kick and Slayer moves out of range easily.
Diggler dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Slayer. That did some damage!
Slayer looks to land a right hand but Diggler moved out of range.
Slayer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Diggler looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jab by Diggler.
Diggler defending well as Slayer loads up on a big left hand.
A head kick misses from Slayer.
Slayer with a jab.
Slayer moves into range and connects with a jab.
Slayer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Diggler manages to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diggler moves into the clinch.
Slayer lands a nice shot to the body.
Slayer throws a punch but it's blocked by Diggler.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slayer.
Slayer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Slayer blocks a body shot from Diggler.
Diggler tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slayer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Diggler lands a body shot.
Slayer misses with the head strike.
Diggler misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slayer.
Diggler blocks an uppercut.
Slayer has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slayer blocking some punches.
Slayer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slayer is trying to break the clinch but Diggler has him pressed against the cage.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Slayer in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Slayer misses with a punch on the inside.
Slayer swings wildly with an uppercut but Diggler uses good head movement to avoid it.
A nice right hand lands inside from Diggler.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slayer wants to break the clinch but can't.
Diggler misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slayer working aggressively here.
Slayer blocks a body shot from Diggler.
Slayer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Diggler blocking some punches.
Slayer throws a head punch that misses.
Slayer working some nice short punches in the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slayer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Diggler's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A jab from Slayer finds it's way through Diggler's defenses.
Diggler connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Slayer connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A lazy left from Slayer finds it's target.
Slayer misses with a hook. Diggler ducked under it nicely.
A slapping body kick lands there for Slayer.
A low kick from Slayer misses
and Diggler counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Slayer effectively controlling the action here.
Slayer throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slayer lands a body shot in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slayer.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slayer lands a hook that snaps the head of Diggler backwards.
Diggler blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slayer tries to throw a body punch but Diggler avoids it by throwing Slayer back against the cage.
Diggler prevents Slayer from breaking the clinch.
Diggler tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short left from Diggler.
A head punch on the inside from Diggler fails to land.
Slayer lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Diggler blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Diggler.
Slayer lands a hook that snaps the head of Diggler backwards.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Slayer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Diggler moves in looking to clinch but Slayer pushes him off.
Slayer misses with a two punch combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dragon Slayer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Diggler takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Diggler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Slayer.
Slayer moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Dragon Slayer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Diggler on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Slayer takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Slayer throws a sloppy body shot
and Diggler counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Slayer throws a right hand that misses
and Diggler counters by moving into the clinch.
Slayer throws a punch but it's blocked by Diggler.
Slayer scores with a nice hook to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slayer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slayer is looking to control Diggler's arms but Diggler gets an underhook and turns him. Now Slayer has his back to the cage.
Dragon Slayer seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slayer tries to throw a body punch but Diggler avoids it by throwing Slayer back against the cage.
Diggler throws a head punch that misses.
Slayer taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Diggler has a couple of punches blocked by Slayer.
Diggler misses with a punch on the inside.
Diggler wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Diggler.
A nice left hand lands by Slayer.
Diggler tries to throw a body punch but Slayer avoids it by throwing Diggler back against the cage.
Slayer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Diggler swings wildly with an uppercut but Slayer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slayer lands with a short shot to the head.
Slayer misses with a punch on the inside.
Diggler misses with a body punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slayer.
Slayer struggles to land a body shot inside as Diggler controls his hands.
Slayer manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Slayer tries a body shot but Diggler blocks it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Diggler lands a nice uppercut.
Slayer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Diggler tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slayer wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Diggler misses with a punch to the body.
Dragon Slayer is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Slayer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Diggler scores with a shoulder strike.
Slayer breaks the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slayer lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Slayer misses with a body kick.
Slayer lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Diggler avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Slayer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Decent striking displayed by Slayer there.
Good shot there by Slayer.
Diggler defending well as Slayer loads up on a big left hand.
Diggler is looking to clinch but Slayer is avoiding it.
Diggler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Diggler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Slayer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Diggler.
Dirk Diggler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good work by Slayer as he checks the leg kick.
Diggler closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Diggler tries to close the distance and clinch up but Slayer swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Slayer slips under a jab.
Slayer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slayer lands a high kick!
Slayer catches Diggler with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Diggler misses with a head kick.
Slayer connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Slayer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slayer misses with a body kick.
Diggler fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Slayer on the side of the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dragon Slayer comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Slayer has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 27:30
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dragon Slayer!
An out of breath Dragon Slayer thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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hype
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