PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ask Fairchild (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joey Diaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fairchild's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Jesse & Joy - Llorar. Joey Diaz is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Fairchild
vs
Diaz

219 cm
23
208 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

195 cm
19
210 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Very strong

Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Powerful

Gojira Industries (90% Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ask Fairchild!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Joey Diaz!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Yuuki Gou and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diaz misses with a takedown attempt
and Fairchild counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fairchild throws a right and a left that Diaz avoids nicely.
Fairchild scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Diaz doesn't seem bothered though.
Diaz shoots in but Fairchild avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Diaz shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Fairchild counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Joey Diaz has been cut.
Ask Fairchild has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joey Diaz.
Diaz gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Fairchild counters with a two punch combo.
Fairchild throws a series of punches but Diaz avoids them all with ease.
Diaz misses with a takedown attempt
and Fairchild counters with a left to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Diaz with a lazy takedown attempt
and Fairchild counters with a right hand to the body.
Diaz takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Diaz slips a jab and a cross from Fairchild.
Fairchild looks to land a right hand but Diaz moved out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fairchild just misses with a punch to the body.
Fairchild fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Diaz looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Fairchild fails to land with a series of punches.
Fairchild fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Diaz avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fairchild throws a body punch but Diaz moves out of range.
Diaz misses with a takedown
and Fairchild counters with a right hand to the body.
Danga de danga de dang - Fairchild scores with a four punch combination!
Diaz with a poor takedown
and Fairchild counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fairchild misses with a body shot.

Fairchild feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Fairchild lands a couple of decent looking shots.

Diaz looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Fairchild lands a couple of digs.
Diaz is trying to keep Fairchild in close.

Diaz is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Fairchild is aware though and is defending well.
Fairchild postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Fairchild has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Diaz is proving hard to escape from.

Diaz had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Fairchild defends it easily.
Fairchild cracks Diaz with a solid left hand.
Diaz tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Fairchild is in close to Diaz's body, working some short punches and elbows.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fairchild trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Fairchild throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Fairchild working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Diaz's head.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Diaz is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Fairchild with a nice head shot there.

Diaz is looking for a triangle but Fairchild pushes his legs off easily.
Fairchild is looking to work some ground and pound but Diaz has wrist control.
Fairchild throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Fairchild throws a big elbow that misses.
Fairchild loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Fairchild has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Fairchild with a flurry of punches that miss.
Diaz is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Diaz is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Fairchild reverses the position - he's now on top in Diaz's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fairchild keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Diaz's head.
Diaz looking to hit a scissor sweep but Fairchild is one step ahead there.
Fairchild knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Diaz on the ground.

Diaz looking for a guillotine here but Fairchild defends easily.
Fairchild lands a couple of decent looking shots.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Diaz is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Fairchild has his hands clasped together but Diaz extends an breaks Fairchild's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Diaz.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Joey Diaz!