PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Pili Paroni (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dickie Dirty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Paroni
vs
Dirty

165 cm
18
165 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

175 cm
16
163 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Inexperienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pili Paroni!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Dickie Dirty!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dirty tries to land a front kick but Paroni steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
The fighters circling - Paroni throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dirty shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Paroni but Paroni pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Paroni misses with a looping left.
Paroni misses with an uppercut. Dirty saw that one coming.
Dirty fails to land the takedown.
Paroni throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dirty sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Paroni stuffs the takedown.
Pili Paroni has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dickie Dirty.
Dirty ducks under a wild hook from Paroni.
Paroni leaves Dirty with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Paroni slaps away a takedown attempt from Dirty, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Dirty looks for a takedown but Paroni sprawls well.
A jab from Paroni misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Paroni.
Dirty shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Paroni as he avoids it easily.
Paroni throws a shot from downtown. Dirty moves away and avoids it.
Dirty fails with a takedown attempt.
A big left from Paroni misses.
Paroni throws a jab when Dirty was well out of range.
Nice defenses there by Dirty.

Dirty scores with a takedown into Paroni's guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Dirty tries to free his leg and advance position but Paroni is retaining full guard.
Paroni is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Dirty is controlling him.
Dirty advances to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Paroni is looking to get back to is feet but Dirty passes into side control.

Dirty has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Paroni is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Dirty yanks on the arm and Paroni is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Dirty.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Dickie Dirty!
Dickie Dirty decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.