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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Konrad Koltun (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy comes to the cage accompanied by I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO. Koltun comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Hans Solo - Dopoki jestem kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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152 lbs
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
29 - 11 - 1, fighting out of London, Konrad Koltun!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Arvi Lind and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Koltun misses with a left hand
and Jeremy counters with a stiff right hand.
Koltun throws a head kick but Jeremy moves out of range.
Jeremy misses with a straight right.
Jeremy misses with a looping left.
Koltun lands with a cross.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Koltun, right into the meat.
Koltun ducks under a wild hook from Jeremy.
Jeremy scores with a jab.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jeremy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Koltun moves out of range as Jeremy throws a body kick.
Koltun uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Jeremy has time to react.
Koltun tries to clinch there but Jeremy circles away.
Jeremy throws a leg kick but Koltun moved away.
Jeremy throws a leg kick but Koltun sees it coming and moves out of range.
Jeremy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Koltun.
Jeremy moves out of range of the strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Koltun.
Koltun misses with a looping left.
Koltun dives in and grabs Jeremy's left leg, looking for a takedown. Jeremy pushes down on Koltun's head and hops out.
Jeremy throws a leg kick but Koltun moved away.
Koltun shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Koltun feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Koltun stopping the sweep attempt from Jeremy.
Koltun pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jeremy is keeping the position for now.
Koltun missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Koltun stopping the sweep attempt from Jeremy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Koltun throws an elbow that misses. Jeremy uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Koltun's guard. Nice move by Jeremy!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Koltun looking to hit a scissor sweep but Jeremy is one step ahead there.
Jeremy trying to control but Koltun is working from the bottom.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Koltun looking for a sweep. Not yet Koltun, not yet.
Koltun is still trying to improve position.
Koltun keeping moving, preventing Jeremy from controlling successfully.
Koltun looking to hit a scissor sweep but Jeremy is one step ahead there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy trying to control but Koltun is working from the bottom.
Jeremy working some strikes from top position.
Koltun seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Koltun closes this distance looking for a takedown but Jeremy circles away.
Jeremy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Koltun at a distance.
Jeremy stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Koltun takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Koltun looks to score with a jab to the body but Jeremy is just out of range.
Koltun tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jeremy moves out of range of the strikes.
Jeremy darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Koltun was well out of range. Poor timing from Jeremy.
A clash of legs there as Jeremy blocks the low kick.
Koltun takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Koltun feints and then cracks Jeremy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jeremy down.
Konrad Koltun seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Koltun looks to land a right hand but Jeremy moved out of range.
Koltun lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Koltun jabs at Jeremy's body.
A telegraphed right hand from Koltun misses the target.
Koltun is looking to clinch but Jeremy is avoiding it.
Jeremy throws a lazy uppercut
and Koltun counters with a shoot takedown. Jeremy fights it but they end up in guard.
Jeremy working a defensive guard here.
Jeremy is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Koltun is trying to maintain the position but Jeremy is very close to passing his half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Konrad Koltun will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Koltun tries to land a leg kick but Jeremy saw it coming and moves away.
Koltun with a nice cross.
Koltun fails in his attempt to clinch.
Koltun keeps the fight on the outside.
Jeremy stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A lazy left from Jeremy finds it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Koltun. Jeremy does a little dance to reset his feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jeremy. Koltun does a little dance to reset his feet.
Koltun shoots in and gets a takedown into Jeremy's guard.
Jeremy avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Koltun has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Jeremy is trying to keep Koltun in close.
Koltun wants to pass the guard but Jeremy is keeping the position.
Konrad Koltun has got the better of the ground game so far.
Jeremy is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Koltun is aware though and is defending well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Koltun tries to free his leg and advance position but Jeremy is retaining full guard.
Jeremy is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Koltun tries to free his leg and advance position but Jeremy is retaining full guard.
Jeremy is trying to hold Koltun in close to prevent damage but Koltun has managed to pass into half guard.
Koltun uses his free foot to push down on Jeremy's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Jeremy.
Koltun looking to finish with strikes here!
Koltun lands a big elbow.
Koltun postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Jeremy looks a forlorn figure.
Koltun prevents Jeremy from getting the reversal.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy regains half guard.
Koltun passes the guard and advances to mount!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Koltun scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Jeremy?
Koltun tries to control but Jeremy wriggling away.
Jeremy sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Koltun prevents Jeremy from improving his position.
Koltun is looking to stall here but Jeremy recovers full guard.
Jeremy is trying to control the position but Koltun postures up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Koltun looking to sit in guard and control but Jeremy gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Jeremy stopping the sweep attempt from Koltun.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jeremy accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Koltun looking for a sweep. Not yet Koltun, not yet.
Jeremy throws an elbow that misses. Koltun uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Jeremy's guard. Nice move by Koltun!
Koltun is in close to Jeremy's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Koltun works over Jeremy with some ground and pound from guard.
Jeremy is trying to hold Koltun in close to prevent damage but Koltun has managed to pass into half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Koltun wants to control but Jeremy is keeping him busy.
Jeremy makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Jeremy.
Koltun controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Jeremy tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Koltun is looking to advance position but Jeremy has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Koltun wants to hold on but Jeremy pushes him away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jeremy misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Jeremy scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Koltun working to try and regain half guard.
Koltun is squirming around, avoiding Jeremy's attempts to control the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Konrad Koltun showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Jeremy throws a lazy right hand but Koltun sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Koltun misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with a straight right.
Koltun scores with a nice head shot.
Jeremy misses with a wild body shot.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Koltun.
Jeremy wants to control but Koltun postures up.
Koltun cracks Jeremy with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Jeremy can't do much from the bottom here.
Jeremy is working to avoid the ground and pound but Koltun connects with a decent elbow.
Jeremy is looking to regain half guard here but Koltun keeps moving and retains side control.
Jeremy is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Koltun trying to mount his opponent but Jeremy defends it.
Jeremy is refusing to be controlled, as Koltun sits in half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. Jeremy manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Jeremy preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Jeremy can't keep his opponent in guard - Koltun advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Koltun moves into full mount! Jeremy won't be happy about that!
Koltun has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Jeremy's face.
Koltun landing strikes from the mount and Jeremy is in trouble!
Ron Jeremy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Koltun with good strikes from the mount here!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jeremy regains half guard.
Koltun prevents Jeremy from improving his position.
Koltun is looking to advance position but Jeremy won't allow it.
Koltun passes the guard and advances to mount!
Koltun tries to control but Jeremy wriggling away.
Konrad Koltun is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Koltun avoids the attempt from Jeremy to control.
Jeremy is squirming around, avoiding Koltun's attempts to control the action.
Koltun might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Jeremy haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Koltun sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Jeremy is trying desperately to improve position.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Koltun is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Jeremy has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Jeremy!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Koltun is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Koltun is trying to control. Jeremy wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Koltun prevents Jeremy from improving his position.
Jeremy wants to control but Koltun is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Jeremy is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jeremy is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Koltun jumps into side control!
Koltun tries to advance to mount but Jeremy denies him.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jeremy is not content to let Koltun control the position.
And that's the end of the fight!
Konrad Koltun comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Koltun winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Konrad Koltun!
During a confident post fight interview, Konrad Koltun thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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